Reposted by Aneurysm9Kitty Chandler @mightybattlecat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Chicago diocese: Oh, hey, you're back sooner than we expected… Pope Leo: Priests schism’d. Chicago diocese: … what? Pope Leo: *grabbing a baseball bat and heading back out* Priests schism’d. 114439
Reposted by Aneurysm9shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127124090
Aneurysm9 @aneurysm9.com · 03/04/2026Really excited to get OTLP and PromQL support into CloudWatch Metrics. This is just the latest step in a long journey, but an important one that opens a lot of doors to the future. aws.amazon.com/blogs/mt/int...aws.amazon.comIntroducing OpenTelemetry & PromQL support in Amazon CloudWatch | Amazon Web ServicesIf you run Kubernetes or microservices workloads on AWS, your metrics likely carry dozens of labels: namespace, pod, container, node, deployment, replica set, and custom business dimensions. To get a ... 000
Reposted by Aneurysm9Charity Majors @charity.wtf · 30/10/2025Is profiling the fourth pillar of observability?? SIGH. charity.wtf/2025/10/30/t...charity.wtfHow many pillars of observability can you fit on the head of a pin?My day started off with an innocent question, from an innocent soul. “Hey Charity, is profiling a pillar?” I hadn’t even had my coffee yet. “Someone was just telling me that profiling is the fourth… 43413
Reposted by Aneurysm9Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 30/10/2025Talk to me if you have an interesting profiling use case. I'm doing some explorations :) 4194
Reposted by Aneurysm9Whitney Lee @whitneylee.com · 30/10/2025Code-level Telemetry Instrumentation: from "Oh Hell No" to "Worth It": whitneylee.com/2025/10/30/codelevel… 021
Reposted by Aneurysm9Eric Wastl @was.tl · 22/10/2025Hello, friends! After 10(!) years of #AdventOfCode, I've made some changes to preserve my sanity: there will be 12 days of puzzles each December (still starting Dec 1) and there is no longer a global leaderboard. Read more: adventofcode.com/2025/about#f... adventofcode.com/2025/about#f... 51612119
Reposted by Aneurysm9Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 01/09/2025Some love from my wife for #AdventOfCode and @was.tl (cc @aneurysm9.com): elly.town/d/blog/2025-...elly.townAdvent of Code: 500 StarsMy journey to getting all 500 Advent of Code stars 2534
Reposted by Aneurysm9Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 28/07/2025Reminder: code review is not "to catch mistakes", it is a tool for understanding to limit bus/lottery factor first and foremost. When code is written (if you're lucky) by one human, having the second human abdicate their judgment to the machine is actively harmful to your team's code understanding. 1225289
Reposted by Aneurysm9shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2025eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same 433145163644
Reposted by Aneurysm9Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 15/09/2024One second from every episode of Twin Peaks. 5635981450
Reposted by Aneurysm9garygrady.bsky.social @garygrady.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Day 25 Merry Christmas! #AdventofCode 0646
Reposted by Aneurysm9Eric Wastl @was.tl · 25/12/2024If you don't want the #AdventOfCode 2024 calendar spoiled you might want to stay away from the shop; there may or may not be bonus merch cottonbureau.com/people/adven...cottonbureau.com Advent of Code | Cotton BureauAdvent of Code is an Advent calendar of small programming puzzles for a variety of skill sets and skill levels that can be solved in any programming language you like. 1694
Reposted by Aneurysm9Eric Wastl @was.tl · 21/12/2024#AdventOfCode 2024 is almost done! But don't worry - the puzzles aren't going anywhere. In fact, there are hundreds of puzzles from past AoC events that are still available! adventofcode.com/eventsadventofcode.comEvents - Advent of Code 2024 51529
Reposted by Aneurysm9Charity Majors @charity.wtf · 20/12/2024Earlier this week @hazelweakly.me wrote about what she calls "observability 3.0". I argue our core challenge is not surfacing insights to eng-adjacent teams, but the reverse -- helping engineering teams understand and explain their work in the language of the business. charity.wtf/2024/12/20/o...charity.wtfOn Versioning Observabilities (1.0, 2.0, 3.0…10.0?!?)Hazel Weakly, you little troublemaker. As I whined to Hazel over text, after she sweetly sent me a preview draft of her post: “PLEASE don’t post this! I feel like I spend all my time trying to hel… 3229
Reposted by Aneurysm9Jeremy Morrell @jeremymorrell.dev · 16/12/2024If your experience with OpenTelemetry looks like a more complicated, worse version of adding an APM vendor I don’t fault you for being skeptical about the project Let me make the case why that will improve and take us far beyond what vendors could ever offer jeremymorrell.dev/blog/opentel...jeremymorrell.devOn OpenTelemetry and the value of Standards | Jeremy MorrellOpenTelemetry is not perfect, but the value of having one shared standard for instrumentation and telemetry is huge 0207
Reposted by Aneurysm9Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 16/12/2024Y'all there are D&D stamps! Someone at USPS rolled a critical hit. 1218020
Reposted by Aneurysm9garygrady.bsky.social @garygrady.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Day 12 Operation De-Fence #AdventofCode 0466
Reposted by Aneurysm9Xe @xeiaso.net · 11/12/2024oh man the character.ai lawsuit is SO much worse than the headlines made it out to be: 9382137
Reposted by Aneurysm9Eric Wastl @was.tl · 07/12/2024We're seven days into #AdventOfCode 2024! Have you learned anything new about your programming language / tool / editor of choice? 7116113
Reposted by Aneurysm9Davanum Srinivas (@dims) @dims.dev · 02/12/2024Two exciting announcements from #AWS #EKS team! - EKS Auto Mode ( ++Karpenter++ ) - EKS Hybrid Nodes ( connect on-prem/edge ) Give it a shot! 32710
Reposted by Aneurysm9Eric Wastl @was.tl · 01/12/2024This was my tenth(!) year building 25 days of puzzles for #AdventOfCode. You can solve them all for free! Most people write code to solve them, but you can solve them however you like. I hope they help people become better programmers. 🌟 The first puzzle comes out in two hours: adventofcode.comadventofcode.comAdvent of Code 2024 601122205
Reposted by Aneurysm9Eric Wastl @was.tl · 30/11/2024If you want to get into the Christmas^W puzzle-ing spirit, Veloxx is back to DJ our #AdventOfCode unlock party - starting 1.5 hours before the first puzzle unlocks! www.twitch.tv/veloxxmusictwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 083
Reposted by Aneurysm9 Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 23/11/2024PSA: MODERATION LISTS ARE MIGRATING FROM THIS ACCOUNT to @skysentry.bsky.social If you're subscribed to any of the lists, please re-subscribe to them at the new owner by November 30th, after which I will no longer be maintaining them, and the lists will be removed from this account. Thank you. 037981896
Reposted by Aneurysm9Lili Cosic @lilicosic.com · 15/11/2024I’m also excited about the introduction of Native Histograms! It seems you still need to explicitly enable them, but the idea of not having to choose and constantly update bucket boundaries is worth the extra effort! 🎉 1239
Reposted by Aneurysm9Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Just to be clear: the incoming Trump administration is going to war against their own Republican senate majority and the constitution's advice and consent provision so they can make a man investigated for ***sex trafficking a minor*** into the most powerful law enforcement officer in the country. 1166328007621
Reposted by Aneurysm9Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 16/11/2024Pour one out for @krisnova.net who isn't alive to witness this moment of everyone from tech twitter finally being set free from the social gravity hellhole of Xitter. 2445846
Reposted by Aneurysm9steve o’grady @sogrady.org · 15/11/2024[trying to find parking for the eight year old's violin lesson] ME: standby to hot deploy! EIGHT YEAR OLD: what? what's hot deploy? ME: it means that you jump out in front and run in while i go look for parking. 8YO: YESSSSS ME: never mind, there's a space 8YO: NO DADDY I WANT TO HOT DEPLOY 2525
Reposted by Aneurysm9Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 01/11/2024Trans rights are human rights 297162133761
Reposted by Aneurysm9southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2024Killing prisoners should not be a legitimate power of government 242204515
Reposted by Aneurysm9Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/20244 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga 567130063300
Reposted by Aneurysm9Molly White @molly.wiki · 31/08/2024In a recent article of mine about a better web, I wrote: “We often forget: that world is still out there.” Here’s a great example: eieio.games/essays/the-s...eieio.gamesThe secret inside One Million CheckboxesTeens wrote secret binary messages in One Million Checkboxes. I found them. 925670
Reposted by Aneurysm9Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 24/08/2024"average spider eats 3 people a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average spider eats 0 people per year. Georg Spiders, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 peopl each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted 8345117
Reposted by Aneurysm9austin @aparker.io · 22/08/2024it is unspeakably funny that the billionare death yacht was named 'bayesian' 2325
Reposted by Aneurysm9darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 31/07/2024why let this fuckin guy off the hook with “i ain’t touching this one”? his party leader made fuckin misogynistic racist comments he should be forced to defend them 261155152
Reposted by Aneurysm9Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/07/2024I did not know how badly I just needed a campaign that was " look at these fuckin freaks". Not as political strategy, just for me. Because just look at those fuckin freaks 392786398
Reposted by Aneurysm9That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 27/07/2024what he's really saying... 031
Reposted by Aneurysm9Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/07/2024The newly regenerated candidate dropping a bomb 11366107
