Reposted by Andy UllucciSenator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 04/10/2026Ah, so Trump’s DHS removed *one of two bedrooms* on the luxury private jet and kept the bar, marble bathrooms, and manta ray skin table — for deportations. Okay. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u... 1718464
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cats don't give a F about stupid humans and their photo shoots. 100
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He definitely gets the dogs. 100% she cannot get the dogs 060
Reposted by Andy UllucciAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tomorrow, on October 1, the biggest transfer of wealth from the working class to the wealthy hits a critical milestone. Many of the provisions from the Big Ugly Bill will go into effect, harming hundreds of thousands of Michiganders in order to create tax cuts for the richest people in America. 15980563619
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think it depends on how much you’re cheating. 060
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s not to persuade it’s to give cover. The MAGA adjacent will think “I hate Nikki Minaj but if she’s for Trump he can’t be racist so I’m not racist for supporting Trump either” 020
Reposted by Andy UllucciI Love Animals @animals.pics · 28/09/2026After her husband passed, she felt the silence deeply… So her family brought home a rescue dog named Buddy - the same nickname her husband had as a child. ❤️ Now, she’s smiling again… and never truly alone. 1175035544
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This commerical aired during the Indiana-Northwestern game tonight. I was watching a stream, not the broadcast, so it's not exactly the same but seriously the government paid for this? 011
Reposted by Andy UllucciCarolyn Kellogg @paperhaus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of ratProvince’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin 321218191
Reposted by Andy UllucciMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Adam Hamilton going for the kill against Roger Marshall: "I was eight months pregnant and I said please do not handcuff me in front of my daughter." 58841
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Almost low enough for him to try to have sex with it. 000
Reposted by Andy UllucciDan Nexon @dhnexon.net · 18/09/2026Step 1: Slip Trump a copy of the 1951 Defense Agreement, but with the name changed. Step 2: Describe it in the most favorable light possible, since he won't read it anyway. Step 3: Trump goes on "Truth Social" and proclaims himself a genius negotiator. 29832241
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A Texan friend of mine told me once that Texas will never split, for one single reason: only one of the resulting states could be called "Texas" and no Texan politician will ever vote to let a different state than theirs be Texas. Outlandish? Yes, but probably correct. 220
Reposted by Andy UllucciHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dublin protesters greeted Trump’s visit with an inflatable Netanyahu appearing to have his way with him. 1192094604
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In this exclusive interview with Santa Claus, we discuss whether the eligibility rules for the Nobel Peace Prize should be loosened to include fictional people. 010
Reposted by Andy Ullucciderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie 1272207253992
Reposted by Andy UllucciCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity” turns 30 today. The lyrics were prescient, said frontman Jason Kay: 𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘝𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘉𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 “But I’ll never get the credit for it,” he added. 35835168
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Did I miss all the scenes where McNulty refers to Bunk as ‘my n-word?’ Or do those scenes not exist? Because even Jimmy f-ing McNulty would never do such a thing? 000
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Makes total sense coming from a guy who wants us to be friends with Russia and enemies with Canada. 121
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Iran damaged the supply base in Bahrain which can't be used and Diego Garcia is 2K miles away. 5500 sailors onboard, if each gets only 1 lb food/day, that's 3 tons/day. You can't land big cargo planes on carriers. Ship to ship resupply makes both ships sitting ducks. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/14/u...nytimes.comNavy and USS Lincoln’s Problems Are Tied to Attacks on U.S. Base Early in War (Gift Article)Diego Garcia, a tiny island 2,200 miles from the Gulf of Oman, took over as the Navy’s logistics hub after Iran damaged a base in Bahrain. 111
Reposted by Andy UllucciCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Wow. Just wow. 11669211653
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Wishing you and baby Thierry all the joy in the world! 020
Reposted by Andy UllucciResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Cartoonist: Michael de Adder 14776391982
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Using ‘at all’ twice in one sentence is poor form. My bad there. 000
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If AES has any chops at all this race won’t be about him at all. It’ll be about whether the senate needs another bootlicking lackey who thinks the senate shouldn’t exist. 110
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 05/08/2026He’s not an empty shirt rubber stamp for the most unpopular president in (modern?) American history? 110
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It’s not exactly a left wing problem. How many senate seats have R’s lost because they nominated Herschel Walker or Roy Moore or the dude from Indiana who thought you couldn’t get pregnant from rape or…or…or… 010
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This clip should be in every D ad all cycle long. 010
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Only abusers are surprised to learn that the answer to this question is very often yes 0170
Reposted by Andy UllucciBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I admire our government's new commitment to honesty. 563149982078
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 26/07/2026He called the interviewer who asked him questions the other day a ‘traitor to the west’ (whatever the F that is) and has repeatedly said that traitors should be murdered. But the WiFi is good on your flight? 0120
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It makes sense because Infantino's fawning, principle-free corruption makes widdle Donny feel like a big boy. But sweet fuck this is embarrassing. nypost.com/2026/07/21/u...nypost.comExclusive | Trump wants to nominate FIFA boss Gianni Infantino for UN secretary-general following World CupPresident Trump wants FIFA President Gianni Infantino to be the next secretary-general of the United Nations, The Post has learned. 230
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m not watching anymore but I know exactly what just happened on your tv screen. Was the crowd reaction the same as yours (I hope)? 110
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 13/07/2026BREAKING: Trump says US consumers to pay 20% premium on gas. (This won’t happen, but if it did, we’d be paying for it.) 000
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Haven't read the whole thing, but the infrastructure part is right on. I'm a small biz owner with people traveling to customers every day. The amount of money we burn (in both unproductive salary time and wasted gas) sitting in traffic waiting to get across bridges is so frustrating. 020
Reposted by Andy Ullucciescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND 312149914237
Andy Ullucci @andyullucci.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Everyone can respond to the poll using this neat little trick. Let 'em know. 010