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Andy D

@andykiko.bsky.social
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Crashing bore. Mufc. Fcum. Manc based abroad (Deutschland) @andykiko from Twitter

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Death Star for Cutie @thatjamesboy.bsky.social · 22h
Relegate City to National League
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Probably my most favourite headline I've read in a while
Wired article : The Internet Runs on
Cats and Porn. It's About
to Get Cattier and Pormier
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two proper half volley goals in this Portugal Norway game
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shame @cants.bsky.social doesn't post here as this is a cracker
Tweet saying "When they finally get booted out of the country we topple that Aguero statue like the Saddam one in Baghdad"
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@billykayscot.bsky.social any idea?
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's a dog on the pitch in the Scotland Macedonia game.
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Father Ted "that money was just resting in my account"meme
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A bad one 👀
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mike!
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shabana, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(all satirical of course)
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Emirates Palace mandarin Oriental owner Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan has denied it will impact the relationship and will maintain the high value for money sponsorship deal in place
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Experience Abu Dhabi owner Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan has denied it will impact the relationship and will maintain the high value for money sponsorship deal in place
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ohana development UAE owner Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan has denied it will impact the relationship and will maintain the high value for money sponsorship deal in place
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Etihad Airways owner Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan has denied it will impact the relationship and will maintain the high value for money sponsorship deal in place
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
City's sponsors must be questioning their association with a tainted brand after this
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We know what you are
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A club guilty of a decade-long scheme to submit false financial information to the league, for the purpose of securing an unfair on-field advantage, should not only be thrown out of the league and have all its titles vacated, its owner should be compelled to sell the club.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember he used to decent on some topics. That's shameless.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surely United should hire title winning manager Ole Gunnar If it doesn't work out for Carrick
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Stefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City Twitter reacting calmly to the news…
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's international week. Of course not
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My sprinting stats for yesterday suggests I could start for United next time out (the oppo were terrible, I'm not lazy)
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haven't you just described NFTs and crypto? Well except the killing part
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No I know you aren't. I mean the ones who are
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have no idea how you (one) can say United should be challenging when we have that defence. It's bang average bar maybe Martinez.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Carrick should go and we hire Carrick as interim coach until the end of the season.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sounds like United played well today
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kick racists out of football
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's worse than Foden's. How's he got away with that?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
United should get bought out by Brighton's whole ownership structure
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd like to say lol at spurs
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Speaking of ridiculous cocktails, there was a very average burger bar in Arsenal that decided the best way to modify the Long island ice tea was to replace the coke with red wine. Surprisingly good but also the most dangerous drink on the planet.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a bit of concern that he's focusing on rotation to give everyone minutes but it's breaking up any type of rhythm. I think he needs to land on his midfield two soon and stick with it. Oh and forget about Zirkzee.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's quite the irony that we have no clue how to play against a shape that was drilled into them for a year under Amorim.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know why Carrick is so against playing rashford as the centre forward. He's a much better option than zirkzee
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Be worth figuring out how Brighton play us off the park most games and trying to copy it
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's a very limited footballer.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't believe the comedy player zirkzee is on when we are playing a serious game of football
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dalot and Zirkzee are terrible players
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah so drug trafficking
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Selling clam necklaces in a favella in Brazil next to Jesse Lingard?
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking forward to seeing JJ Gabriel take the piss for 15 years for Barcelona
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This sucks. Horrible. share.google/i1daBFycJnB6...
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Two runners died after collapsing at Great North Run
The men, both aged 25, collapsed on the course on Sunday, the Great Run Company says.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This has been an abject performance
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pick your moment mate, I'm very inclusive
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