Cants @cants.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I love it when people refuse to let people (me) merge. You petty little bald bastard, fair play. 190
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Remember when Liverpool were a goal down and Gerrard would start Hollywood passing it in the last ten minutes? Bruno plays like that from the first minute, every week. 100 million we lost on that bastard 1101
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Not overreacting but that Portuguese bastard wants tipping in the canal 460
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Anyway, podcast coming next month. It's just me and @rondellehobbs.bsky.social sat in a Toby carvery slagging people off, so don't get carried away 1111
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I'd love to water cannon Tommy Robinson, imagine how far he'd go 3321
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Just wanna be sat in Cascais, half cut listening to Simon and Garfunkel 240
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 11/09/2025But he's got kids! They'll be better people without that poisonous wanker in their lives 280
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Eating a banana and the cat trots past with a mouse in her mouth. I can't live like this 370
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Think of how much we could give to the most vulnerable if we took everything off them and punted them all into The Thames 120
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Nice of Prince Harry to give a million pounds of our money to charity 170
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Imagine someone normal needs to buy white and red paint, that awful conversation at the till about not being a racist. 2132
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 06/09/2025@rondellehobbs.bsky.social hey up cocker did you get home alright 200
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 22/03/2025The weather is very mild which is enjoyable but then tempered by my first encounter of someone smelling like a chimpanzee Have a bath you tramps 090
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Amanda Holden is ageing gracefully then, squawking away looking like a haunted turnip Why do they do it 2110
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Why does every single bastard website want to send notifications? Yeah sure bbc good food, I wanna know the second a new goulash recipe drops. Leave me alone. 1242
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Has anyone been more in need of a swift backhander across the face than Elon Musk? Someone punch him in the face. Boot that kid across the room too, little bastard 2260
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Lulu, Madonna, the one humping on about a total eclipse of the heart, Janet fucking jackson Frogmarched into the sea 140
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Lulu has announced (promised?) this year will be her final year of touring Who is paying to see that screechy old mess?? 250
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Surely the Trump administration ends with ransacked Presidential Palaces 250
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I hate the videos of that old man singing. Get him in a home/warden controlled flat. Creepy old bastard 030
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 26/02/2025If you ask me to review anything I've purchased then you get 1 star. Leave me alone 2200
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I like to try and get into CEX by 9am when bitcoin starts to plummet 1120
Cants @cants.bsky.social · 24/02/2025People who can't hold a grudge freak me out. I've been sat on some for 20 years. 6291
