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Andy D

@andykiko.bsky.social
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Crashing bore. Mufc. Fcum. Manc based abroad (Deutschland) @andykiko from Twitter

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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 36m
Father Ted "that money was just resting in my account"meme
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22h
Mike!
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shabana, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
City's sponsors must be questioning their association with a tainted brand after this
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We know what you are
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A club guilty of a decade-long scheme to submit false financial information to the league, for the purpose of securing an unfair on-field advantage, should not only be thrown out of the league and have all its titles vacated, its owner should be compelled to sell the club.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surely United should hire title winning manager Ole Gunnar If it doesn't work out for Carrick
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Stefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City Twitter reacting calmly to the news…
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My sprinting stats for yesterday suggests I could start for United next time out (the oppo were terrible, I'm not lazy)
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Carrick should go and we hire Carrick as interim coach until the end of the season.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sounds like United played well today
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kick racists out of football
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
United should get bought out by Brighton's whole ownership structure
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd like to say lol at spurs
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know why Carrick is so against playing rashford as the centre forward. He's a much better option than zirkzee
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Be worth figuring out how Brighton play us off the park most games and trying to copy it
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't believe the comedy player zirkzee is on when we are playing a serious game of football
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dalot and Zirkzee are terrible players
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking forward to seeing JJ Gabriel take the piss for 15 years for Barcelona
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This sucks. Horrible. share.google/i1daBFycJnB6...
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Two runners died after collapsing at Great North Run
The men, both aged 25, collapsed on the course on Sunday, the Great Run Company says.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This has been an abject performance
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dalot is going to cause me an aneurysm
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's quite a few people here at the Great North Run
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Even though it's against the proverbial bin men, I've liked Yoro and Dorgu where they're playing. Definitely more attacking capability with Patrick at fullback.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Very satisfactory first half.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Hoddy @redhod99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Didn't want us to/think we should appoint Carrick and I reckon it's just another decision that'll put us back. The signs were there last season that he lacked the qualities needed and the performances away from home after Arsenal were all very worrying, despite us picking up a couple of results..
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bit too pretty in build up allowing Everton to get back in most of the time. Lucky not to be a goal down but a reasonable half.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This Rashford lad looks decent.
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Paul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Quite wonderful thing from @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com Substack about past run-ins with Milo
At some point, one of our lot - now lost to history, though I would be happy to correct the record if they make themselves known - decided to start this
incredibly stupid rumour that Milo Yiannopoulos couldn't tell the difference between seals and dogs.
"Yeah he just gets incredibly confused in parks and on the beach", we started explaining to our own people online. Milo would try and try but he just couldn't tell the difference between them: at dog parks, he'd shriek, wondering why so many animals had escaped the circus. It made his existence a living hell, and yet doctors just couldn't cure him. Poor old Milo: he just couldn't tell dogs and seals apart.
Now: that drove him insane. He hated it so much. It worked amazingly well because there's no way of fighting back against such an absurd line of attack, and the only thing to do is to laugh alongside the people making it, but he loathed us too much to do that. It was a triumph. We used the Mirror's CMS to build a quiz named Are You Better Than Milo At Telling The Difference Between Seals And Dogs?, which did exactly what it said on the tin, and it went very, very mildly viral among the few dozen people who'd been involved in that whole childish stunt.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That handball VAR thing is absolutely baffling.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bluesky: the site for humorous interactions with friends and strangers alike
Trending topic: "Users share new joke format"
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing like the standard Spain Euro away
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.bbc.com/sport/footba... I know he gets a lot of stick but I've always had a soft spot for Anders.
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Ander Herrera: Why midfielder is playing for free at Real Zaragoza
Ander Herrera has represented some of the world's biggest clubs, but now he is back home playing for free in Spain's third tier - and this is why.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Absolutely not
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In off the angulo
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's only August but we have a goal of the season candidate in the English Championship from Bristol City's Dom Ballard.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What a dreadful performance.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Written in the script etc for Radford. Full time 4-0 Hull. Rashford og, red card 67.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Very poor. Dear oh dear. Tielemans might get the hook at half time, it's not worked for him at all.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Santos body movement of giving me shades of Fred. I hope that's the only similarity.
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Real complacency in this team. I think winning the snapdragon cup has gone to their heads
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good start to the Barclays
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Predictably Tim Sherwood is throwing shade at the Balena signing. Reminds me why I don't watch Soccer Saturday regularly
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Andy D @andykiko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So that's the big signing we've been waiting on. Plus another good price for a relatively young player. Mainoo, Santos & Baleba could in theory be in those positions for 8 years. Hopefully he can refind his form.
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BrokenBanker @brokenbanker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
this is very interesting, and if Klement is right, then the malinvestment capital destruction is going to be epic: klementoninvesting.substack.com/p/if-this-is...
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alfletchermoss7.bsky.social @alfletchermoss7.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No chance. That's the road bikers outfit. You can spot road bikers in the pub. They stop for an orange juice or some such. Then eat a banana. Mountain bikers stop for a pint and a pie
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