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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 10h
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Buckley's Angel - Dream Academy - Life in a Northern Town
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 12h
"Bridge first, Bullfrog later."
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 07/10/2026
The political challenge of my adulthood is that, every 7-8 years, something takes a sledgehammer to one of the pillars of the postwar consensus and roughly doubles the ambient apathy / despair / solipsism of a system that requires true believers to operate.
The World Trade Center in NYC burning on 9/11/2001.An employee carrying a box of personal items out of Lehman Brothers in 2008.Donald Trump descending an escalator in 2015 to announce his candidacy for President. In 2016, he won the election.Employees in a mostly empty row of cubicles, one of whom wears a face mask and the other of whom has one dangling from their collar. The inset reads "Published 2022" and features the New York Times logo.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One time I dreamed there was a new horror movie named Cernino about like a pumpkinheaded imp running around. And a huge viral Tweet-turned-meme was like: Alan 👨 Melvin 👨 Jeffrey 👨 Trent 👨 Cernino 🎃
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even though we're mutuals, I don't seem to be able to DM you, so I'll email.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Frame #40550 from S05 -E10 - Battle Quail-629268
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The polar bears were good reference animals for understanding how the spatial displacement works through experimentation, because no matter where they go when they teleport, they are noticeable (size) and newsworthy (inexplicable).
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As someone who watched LOST between the original run and COVID, my untainted interpretation was always that they die whenever they die (gradually, over years), and we're just seeing their dharmic reunion.
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Howard V. Brown did a lot of great 1930s pulp sci-fi magazine covers. Nevertheless, his June 1924 cover to "Scientific American" might be my favorite work of his, despite not actually being science fiction. I love the nonchalant surrealism.
Two guys carefully paint a scene of a harbor town surrounded by mountains - a scene which they seem to be existing inside, as giants.
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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VHSMan @vhsman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The season finale you can’t miss. With the answers you want. The X-Files season finale. Tonight. Then Tuesday it’s GARGANTUA!
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Species linguistic aptitude was determined during the collapse of Babel. Near the tower base were the mute fish and lizards; then chittering things, prairies dogs, whales, corvids, parrots. Men were very high—but there were creatures above us
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
theyre still sucking this guy like his future doesnt end with the ventilation systems in his bunker being stuffed with radioactive mud
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I *really* wish nickels actually had bumblebees on them.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're each such fascinating messes. The first two are almost good, but still fun.
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The lighting and composition are so good that it looks very filmic.
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is the source for this image?
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment. Absolutely beautiful. Wish we could go back.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SHIVERS - The road ascends; a raised motorway loops above the ghetto. Beneath its concrete columns -- a sea of rooftops, woodwork, and tar stretches northward. Four-story buildings as far as the rain can fall. The snows melt in Jamrock.
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read it as Brainola more than once... 🧠🍞
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Jonathan Leung (VGMaps.com / YT: JonLeung1) @vgmaps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've made the "October 3rd" reference for a few years but I only actually got around to watching Mean Girls (2004) last year. I was surprised to see that it ends the same way that Mortal Kombat (1995) does.
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Jonathan Leung (VGMaps.com / YT: JonLeung1) @vgmaps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't mean by the (imagined) Fatality (from the bus). I guess more accurately, "to HEAR that it ends the same way as Mortal Kombat (1995)". That's the same tune, Orbital's "Halcyon + On + On", which I guess I remember its name as it's from one of my first soundtrack CDs ever.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Melanie bellows as she SWINGS her Nina Totenbag at faithful ICE Agent Juan..."
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn't that Sydney Sweeney that we keep hearing about from Choosin, Texas?
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sure companies' broad and universal investment in unskippable ads for their AI products means things are going really well for them right now.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WAVE (1994) Acrylic on Canvas - 48” x 48” Of all the paintings hanging in my home, this one probably elicits the most comments. #art
An exponential curve expressed as a massive wave of green-blue water that climbs to vertical against a sky of puffy lavender clouds. Light breaks through the cloud cover just over the horizon casting a flat glare across rippling water before the wave climbs. Fin-like ridges emerge running up the wall give the water turbulence and dimension.
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is that an AI podcast?
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vulture
A vulture sits on top of a human skull surrounded by rocks and cacti and another bone (probably arm)
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still want to know where these can be purchased, or if there's assembly instructions somewhere.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God Save Colleen, Butternut Sage Ravioli with Dijon Candied Walnuts. 


Longtime fans of the blog may notice that this is the first recipe I’ve featured that calls for sage! For years, I’ve been gesturing at a vague distaste for sage. (For my White Bean Soup with Brown Sugar Garlic Bread, I said, “Those with a naive palate could also add some sage, and perhaps later, Brad will ask you on a drive to Lover’s Lane.” How unspeakably rude!) You see, it’s time I come clean. It’s my husband who doesn’t like it. Actually, it’s my husband who claims he doesn’t like it.

His list of professed dislikes is infinitely long and includes spinach, mushroom, lettuce, tomato, paprika, carrot, curry powder, corn, avocado, fish, tarragon, oregano, broccoli, and much, much more. As a food lover, it has been difficult to work within his parameters, but any good chef loves a challenge. And though it stings my heart, every meal…

ADS: Paper money being KILLED in 4 nights. 

Drinking trick. Appearance of amazing drinking. 

Stop squeezing your bags! Gentle munch dot com. sloughed off into the garbage is a chance to try anew.

Imagine my surprise, then, when a few weeks ago, while out to lunch with his boss, I watched my husband happily eat a Cobb salad.

Having chosen the venue, the boss, a domineering galoot, ordered for the table. Tomato! Lettuce! Boiled egg! Some of my husband’s most reviled things, I thought. But I observed as he cleaned his plate with a smile, and as he dutifully laughed at the horrid oaf’s unrepeatable jokes.

Picture a hopelessly picky unitiate, ducking under the napkin to come face to face with an ortolan! The disgust of such a person does not begin to rival what I felt that afternoon. I said nothing of the incident. But I have been running my own set of private experiments.

The trouble, I realized, often begins when my husband asks me what’s in our meal, before even taking the first bite. Chefs delight in relaying the provenance of a dish! The preparation! The technique! But he has been using this all the while to torture me. To latch onto one dash of an herb, as a frustrated cop might a pinch of jaywalking, to sentence the whole dish to the bin.

So I have been making fabulous, decadent meals, and lying about…

ADS: Lovable Mouse Fan. 

What’s in homes to choke everyone? Your gasping family begs for the butter technique. 

YOU CAN STOP THEIR BIRTHDAYS, YOU KNOW.

what’s inside. I’ve been preparing whatever my heart desires, but when asked, making sure to stick to only to those ingredients which I know are pre-approved. Curries! Gazpachos! Do you know I made a haddock stew and said it was chicken? All lustily consumed as if he‘d never eaten in his life. How could I have ever married this inattentive rube, who would rather eat half the ingredients of two “Woppers Junior” than an artfully composed meal made by his meticulous wife?

Now, I know my husband has been lying about his distastes to anguish and vex me, so he’d have found some objections sooner or later. For this reason, I built in release valves at regular intervals. I cooked some of his favorite things—things that he frequently requests and adores, and said I’d experimented with a grating of nutmeg or a sprig of sage. (He hates sage most of all.) So he got to criticize me, and I got to watch him sadly get up, and with legs animated by pride, fight through the quicksand of our kitchen to set his full plate back on the counter. 

Do not despair, foodies! Myself, my friends, and our neighbors have frequently eaten well due to this hideous habit of his. Though he does sometimes like to employ the trashcan for more severe offenses, he couldn’t bring himself to scrape his beloved meatballs away, as if his mind was hoping it would change itself.

ADS: HUH?? I guess you’re still using expired crud. 

It pays to behave. Yum!


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Move away from this geographic feature known for spewing who knows what.Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.

Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.

“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”

He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.

I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.

Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.

ADS: Power line 6 feet from a tree?
How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
ExtendYourOwnLife.biz.

Ne’er-do-well bait. Scofflaw trap dot com.
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
NO NATION BUT TRANCE NATION! NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR!
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thiel @rrthiel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me talking to my copy of link to the past with a broken save battery: To you I'm nothing. Nobody. But I conquered you once. In another life
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K the Tremendous Autistic Horror Show 🔪🎃 @dropoutninja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mood
Judith Slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi
context: revenge against a rapist
detailed description of image from wikipedia to help appreciate the work:
The painting shows the moment when Judith, helped by her maidservant Abra, beheads the general after he has fallen asleep in a drunken stupor. The composition places Judith on the right side of the canvas, actively restraining Holofernes while performing the beheading, while Abra assists from behind by holding the figure in place. The scene is tightly structured and emphasizes physical immediacy through close spatial framing. Gentileschi employs strong chiaroscuro, with dramatic contrasts between light and shadow that highlight the figures and intensify the sense of action. The lighting draws attention to the movement and effort involved in the scene, while the surrounding darkness focuses attention on the central figures and the violent act being depicted.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like don't lie seeing a bunch of rapists like this would rock lol
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I participated in some public library ai courses. I’m telling you that the state of literacies and the complexity of lives deeply enmeshed in the bowels of late stage capitalism cannot find a use case for an agent & if they could, people don’t have the scaffolding to imagine one that could be useful
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give him *some* credit: he did his hair before going on international television.
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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy October Eve! For Hallozeen this year, I made a 16-page walkthrough for a 36 year-old shareware classic. Primarily out of trash. I have no idea who the target audience is for this, besides me, but here you go! emmfoolery.itch.io/a-hallozeen-... #dosgaming #retrogaming
The opening game screen of Hugo's House of Horrors, by David P. Gray, for MS-DOS. A game released like, two weeks before I was born. Hugo's outside a haunted house! Spooky.
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VHSMan @vhsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How far will Mulder go to save Scully? The monumental 100th episode of The X-Files.
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not knowing this was a piece of media made your post very funny.
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roma Downey Jr.
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Netflix can make a version of "Heated Rivalry" that's just hockey with a straight couple, I can make a version of beloved CBS drama "Touched By An Angel (1994)" that's just that angel coming to earth and fucking each and every individual person that it sees
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From an alien fly to a fly alien...
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🟠🟤 Reese's Pieces @andyk250.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm fascinated by the prospect of dispensing hidden knowledge for a modest fee.
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