Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Recently read two memoirs by two utterly different Bobs. Guess who brags a bit too much about his close friendship with Kissinger? And which one is by seemingly the nicest guy you might ever want to know? 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some of my neighbours suffer from magical thinking: they just put a nasty old couch out in the alley with a piece of paper on it that says FREE and that means they are done with it. And then it fuckin rains. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Captain Midnight here murdered a mouse under my bed at 4:00 am, causing the dogs (and me) to freak out and just generally lose sleep. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just watched Lookwell based on a recommendation from @jessethorn.bsky.social, starring Adam West, written by Conan O’Brien and Robert Smigel. Hilarious; an unreleased pilot in the vein of Police Squad! or Sledge Hammer! 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How come none of you jerks told me there was a Devo documentary on Netflix? it’s amazing! 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Love this aside from @zaltzcricket.bsky.social on this week’s @thebugle.bsky.social: On the 15th of September, 1835, Charles Darwin reached the Galapagos Islands on HMS Beagle on his turtle bothering and Bible quibbling, lads only, booze, burden, biology field trip. 0101
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026These 84-year-old nickels are worth 60 times their face value! Unfortunately, that’s just $3.00 each so I’m not going to retire just yet. 001
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All these CEOs talk about slowing down the development of their AI technology, but what exactly are they proposing? It seems like the constraints have already been broken. 000
Reposted by Энди ДжуксScott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Like my idea of combining white water rafting and fondue. Sometimes the general public isn’t ready to try new things. Or just complain about hot oil and skewers like big babies. 0115
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Obviously not the weirdest part, but why the Victrola? 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wild to think that Dr. Oz might have been a better choice. 010
Reposted by Энди ДжуксLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Griffon girls learned about physics today 😂 IG: @the.griffon.girls 1572765419
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I use Claude almost exclusively for looking up trivia because I am a senior citizen pothead with a failing memory. And it can pull some amazing stuff if I ramble at it with the microphone function, like I asked it why Nick Lowe and Dave Edmunds broke up and the answer was very enlightening. 000
Reposted by Энди Джуксpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 04/03/2026just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge 251722354
Reposted by Энди ДжуксDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it. 8886391607
Reposted by Энди ДжуксNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real 939478
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m happy to report that the Diamond Dave soundboard, an early iOS classic, is still alive and being kept current. apps.apple.com/ca/app/diamo...apps.apple.comDiamond Dave App - App StoreDownload Diamond Dave by Twelve Pin on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more apps like Diamond Dave. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I love their beautiful chaos… music.apple.com/ca/album/wid...music.apple.comWide Eyed by Animal Collective on Apple MusicSong · 2012 · Duration 5:00 000
Reposted by Энди ДжуксArt & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 26/08/2026#Poetry #Painting #RIP When death comes like the hungry bear in autumn; when death comes and takes all the bright coins from his purse - Mary Oliver (rip Dolly Parton) 🎨 Rebecca Kinkead 112025
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia' — theonion.com/trump-pushes...theonion.comTrump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia' 000
Reposted by Энди ДжуксDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 444580
Reposted by Энди ДжуксKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know this argument doesn’t actually convince racists but if you really want people to stop being Islamic extremists or whatever, then you should 1. Want them to come here and 2. Make everyone go to public school. They’ll be just like your dumb fucking family within 2 generations max 82309
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We live in amazing times when Apple Music offers to not only translate lyrics, but pronounce them as well. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Has any type expert ever weighed in on the kerning of Bribe Force One? It seems kind of off to me, an admitted non-expert. I wonder if Trump even understands kerning. cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/iJrm... 100
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I just got today's #pangram! Those letters have been swirling around in my head all day and they just finally fell into place… 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Now I gotta watch it to see why his screaming rated a credit. 100
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Our extremely efficient cat caught a mouse which managed to escape into my wife’s shoe overnight, leading to pretty hilarious chaos at 6:15 am. 000
Reposted by Энди ДжуксHourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Phobos over Ascraeus Mons - NASA 's Viking 2 1977 - From Andrea Luck (andrealuck.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/2oRhn1S 315328
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It sure seems like Rogers wants to make talking to an actual human as difficult as possible. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026@londonlee.bsky.social Have you heard of Lime Garden? Seem to be in your wheelhouse. 100
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wow, I looked up a 60's radio classic and it turns out I'm remembering the white-bread version. The original is way better. music.apple.com/ca/album/lit...music.apple.comLittle Green Apples by O.C. Smith on Apple MusicSong · 1968 · Duration 4:00 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A posthumous releases from The Fall. What the actual. I bet Mark E. Smith would HATE it. Long live The Fall! (Also Swell Maps, lol.) music.apple.com/ca/album/30-...music.apple.com30 Degrees by The Fall on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 4:02 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The Buddhist nuns who live across the alley are having a big old chant in their backyard. It's been going on for at least an hour since I realized it. I live in a cool neighborhood. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A very rare event for me so I don't feel too bad for bragging a bit. www.nytimes.com/badges/games...nytimes.comThe New York Times Spelling BeeHow many words can you make with 7 letters? 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My latest copy of @theonion.com just arrived but it's addressed to "Babak Abadi"!? 000
Reposted by Энди Джуксdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026what insane freak invented, say, the public library. or the public school. or the "sidewalk." if such were among us today we would need to dissect them and study their brains. we are closer to worms than we are to such beings now 558842
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026music.apple.com/ca/album/hes...music.apple.comHe's Frank by The Monochrome Set on Apple MusicSong · 1982 · Duration 2:37 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Nice work, everybody: Orange County's iconic beachside rail line is failing faster than it can be fixed. www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...sfgate.comA disappearing Calif. beach threatens to take everyone with it"Long-term rail line closures would be disastrous." 000
