Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Recently read two memoirs by two utterly different Bobs. Guess who brags a bit too much about his close friendship with Kissinger? And which one is by seemingly the nicest guy you might ever want to know? 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Captain Midnight here murdered a mouse under my bed at 4:00 am, causing the dogs (and me) to freak out and just generally lose sleep. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026These 84-year-old nickels are worth 60 times their face value! Unfortunately, that’s just $3.00 each so I’m not going to retire just yet. 001
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We live in amazing times when Apple Music offers to not only translate lyrics, but pronounce them as well. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Has any type expert ever weighed in on the kerning of Bribe Force One? It seems kind of off to me, an admitted non-expert. I wonder if Trump even understands kerning. cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/iJrm... 100
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Now I gotta watch it to see why his screaming rated a credit. 100
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Just finished this fascinating memoir about Orwellian Russia. It’s mostly anecdotal (not in a bad way), but ends with a really cogent analysis, IMO. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I think we can safely assume that Roz Chast recently flew on a plane with ashtrays. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I never contemplated reading this until I heard @jessethorn.bsky.social say it was funny and boy is he right! Every page has a weird turn of phrase or an odd aside that doesn’t need to be in the narrative. 060
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Dumbest hat ever that I just bought. I have easily two dozen baseball caps. 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026What leaps out for me is that he called the @nytimes.com, that noted purveyor of fake news. Their coverage of him drives him nuts. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026If Air Fryer magazine has an agony aunt, I want to read it. Letters to the editor, at least. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Another classic from @theonion.com. The print edition is delightful for the fake ads. 020
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Look, I'm as big a Talking Heads fan as they come, but I can't ever foresee wearing this shirt. 100
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Aww, @mikebsacks.bsky.social! I feel for ya, buddy! 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026People, I’ve got a plan that’s so crazy IT MIGHT JUST WORK. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I was intrigued by “loiter.” Turns out this SAM uses a rocket to get to a fixed position in the sky, then uses a jet to fly in figure eights until it acquires a target. Horrifying but also kind of amazing. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Just finished versus just starting. A palate cleanser, if you will. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Any time I see a picture like this (which is a lot), I want to stuff a sock in him. 110
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Well-played, @raygunsite.com. I feel a new t-shirt purchase coming on. 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026One of the drawbacks of digital music (I miss liner notes!) is that you can't fully appreciate an awesome album cover that shows the artist passed out while his friends make fun of him. 020
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026All of these words excite me. (“Presents” is just okay.) 110
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I never noticed the guy at bottom left until today. Mood. 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It must be spring because our cat has resumed her usual perch on my next-door neighbours’ front deck. If they were to ever use said deck she would be devastated. 030
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I often don’t understand what’s going on in these cartoons but I think she’s using her sexuality to satirize a malfunctioning Soviet-style system but also male patriarchy in general. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Embarrassed to admit I never got around to reading this. UNTIL NOW. Looking forward to sordid tales of debauchery and Peter Grant. 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I’m kind of rooting for them just for the comic effect. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Voltaire was a funny guy. I should read Candide again, 50-odd years later. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Remember how Fox News used to freak out about Obama appointing “czars” while wearing a brown suit? 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Since my @newyorker.com digital account is once again banjaxed and no one at Condé Nast seems capable of helping, this is how I repost. Anyway, lol. 000
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Try to find the best screengrab from that Pirro presser. I'll start: 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Morons wrassle for no reason while a cat can’t be arsed. 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I think my PowerBook 140 is still somewhere in the house. It’s fair to say this little fucker and the dawn of the greater Internet changed me irrevocably. And I hope for the better …? 110
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026This is Maxx. He had two X’s before this madness began. 010
Энди Джукс @andyjukes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I watched Forbidden Planet when I was far too young and this guy scared the crap out of me. 000
