September was not just shit. September was M&S shit. September was Campbell's Condensed Cream of Shit soup, served with shit croutons and a buttered crusty turd, washed down with a nice cold glass of ...

4 games, 7 points, 5th in the league. A solid start, with flashes of brilliance. HMS Piss the League remains on course.It was a game of two halves v Swindon last Saturday, overwhelmingly dominated by ...

ALT: Man Laughing, Rubbing Hands Mischievously

The 2-0 victory over Port Vale is just the latest in a long, long line of reasons to be optimistic The close-season started with some very eye-catching signings. Never mind that the business was done...

Meh. It was only a pre-season friendly. It must have been, right? It can’t have been a League Cup game. Not on a Saturday. No, it was a decent pre-season run out against a Championship team who’ve spe...

HAPPY NEW SEASON! A time for unbridled, baseless optimism, and for bitching about what colour the cuffs should be on the new home kit.Hope you’ve all had a lovely summer. It probably would have been a...