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Andy Boggs

@andyboggs.bsky.social
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Just trying to stay off twitter and get my kids back.

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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Witcher/Cyberpunk/Dawnwalker should be required reading for any narrative/quest designer. Good writing and narrative can make the most technically rote gameplay feel engaging and worthy of my time.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I need a bot account that DMs people when I mute them to tell them why (90% AI slop, 10% no-effort political shibboleths)
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Explaining to a cop that the whiskey on my breath as I'm driving home in a towel at 9am was just from gargling it after surfing to kill all the poop in the ocean from the hurricane.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watched the first episode and most of my thoughts revolved around accents and how old josh hartnets kids are allowed to be.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cannot wait to see the new Nathan Fielder doc.
Holmes and Fielder with H saying can I show you a strange room Whitby and Fielder saying I am a strange room.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get his toes.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh fuck Blood of the Dawnwalker is real good. I've been playing so many Capcom games I forgot that games can have great writing and make actual sense.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I care as much about the dell lady looking like the cryptkeeper as I care about tallarico looking like a sentient purity ring. I welcome all fellow weirdos, uggos and fatties if they further the sicko socialist agenda.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the ideal dog setup is one obnoxious dog for tackling and doing wrestling moves on, one big dog for patting on the side like a horse, one old dog for nodding at in acknowledgment as a trusted consigliere, one baby dog for spoiling, and one small dog everyone can unite around as a common enemy
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some unsolicited Onimusha opinions for nobody at all: Great combat system stretched to the brim on decades old open world repitition.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What's pathetic about guys like Pete Hegseth isn't that he (a 46yo television personality) can't keep up with the training regimen of soldiers, it's that he thinks it's really important to seem like he can.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now this is pod racing!
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus Christ SNL UKs weekend update is so fucking good.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has the same energy as 'the civil war was about state's rights'. Nobody on the left believes this is actually their stance, and nobody on the right makes any effort to make it appear that it is. The target for this rhetoric seems to be the most low information brain-slugged centrist.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If someone calls you a 'tree slut', are they saying you're a slut that loves trees or a slut that lives in a tree? These are the limitations of the English language.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Favorite thing to do when dining out is tell the waiter "hey buddy, I got a tip for you" and then give them an amount equal to 20% of the total bill.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know what happened with Ed Sheeran and, I mean this from the depths of my being, I do not care.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I finally read Hyperion. I don't understand how a person writes something like this. There is nothing like it.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nobody hates Dark Souls 2, your memories of that are a mandela effect. It was lauded at the time and everyone liked it. Even the video essay that was critical of it that you're thinking of wasn't real. You should go to a doctor.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God I love this website.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't engage with the comic books, but I will give Insomniac credit that the 3D model of Wolverine screams "show me an angry short man that wished he had knives for hands but Canadian". Hats off.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"We have to name our son something so stupid that he's guaranteed to never bag one of the hottest women on earth..."
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25? Difficult. But, same as 25% of 8. Holds true for all numbers.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Seeing all the amazingly creative posts for #swordtember reminds me why I'm an engineer and not an artist. I tried to think of a new sword for three hours and came up with cloud's buster sword but a bit smaller.
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would love to switch to Linux but I've gotten too used to being able to run programs I need on my computer.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Very excited for GTA VI to come out! ... ... ... ...so that everyone will shut the fuck up about it.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hearing this in the Jonathan Frakes voice.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was already terrified of the guy with the books who reads, but now there's this whole new one book non-reader guy. Frankly it's too much.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It was either them or me.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't follow the news but appointing this JFK guy as Health Secretary seems crazy he's gotta be in his nineties now and last I looked he didn't even have a head.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The same people saying gen AI is inevitable also said the metaverse was inevitable and before that that mainstream VR gaming was inevitable. Do those things still exist? Of course. Did they live up to the insane hype of the people pushing them? Fuck no.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Since contracting cyclospora, the "born to shit, forced to piss" tattoo right above my butt suddenly makes a lot more sense.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When your partner forgets their phone at work, it's important to lie in bed and exclaim "man I love my phone, there are so many fun things on my phone, I'm having such a nice evening on my phone!". Meanwhile they have to read a book or sit with their thoughts or some shit.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
God why do I have a tattoo of this game.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin
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George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’
SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba ...
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
People defending Taco Bell as if it hasn't been causing diarrhea for literal decades.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Had a dream that there was just a normal guy whose name happened to be 'Jack Sparrow' and his life is ruined.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
Nolan's Odyssey getting good reviews from critics and audiences per Rotten Tomatoes.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A reality show where they gather a bunch of teens who want to be influencers but then just force them to learn Fortran.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Just because we're Australian doesn't mean we know King Gizzard, but in this case yes, Stu is my cousin and we owe all of our success to them." - Every Australian Band
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
FF7 Rebirth has way too many fucking mini-games and I am absolutely determined to beat every single stupid one of them and I am furious while thoroughly enjoying myself.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just want to know where to buy Chinese cigarettes.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Really wanted to love Pragmata, but after finishing it, I'm a solid "meh".
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?”
Tidus from Final Fantasy 10
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Widow's Bay will soon replace air as the thing we all breathe to stay alive.
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