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Andy Boggs

@andyboggs.bsky.social
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Just trying to stay off twitter and get my kids back.

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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The quality and care of modern games is so far from what it was a decade ago but we're still asking players to spend their precious time collecting key items from killing 8-10 kobolds in the specified area.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Witcher/Cyberpunk/Dawnwalker should be required reading for any narrative/quest designer. Good writing and narrative can make the most technically rote gameplay feel engaging and worthy of my time.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I need a bot account that DMs people when I mute them to tell them why (90% AI slop, 10% no-effort political shibboleths)
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Explaining to a cop that the whiskey on my breath as I'm driving home in a towel at 9am was just from gargling it after surfing to kill all the poop in the ocean from the hurricane.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watched the first episode and most of my thoughts revolved around accents and how old josh hartnets kids are allowed to be.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cannot wait to see the new Nathan Fielder doc.
Holmes and Fielder with H saying can I show you a strange room Whitby and Fielder saying I am a strange room.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get his toes.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh fuck Blood of the Dawnwalker is real good. I've been playing so many Capcom games I forgot that games can have great writing and make actual sense.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I care as much about the dell lady looking like the cryptkeeper as I care about tallarico looking like a sentient purity ring. I welcome all fellow weirdos, uggos and fatties if they further the sicko socialist agenda.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the ideal dog setup is one obnoxious dog for tackling and doing wrestling moves on, one big dog for patting on the side like a horse, one old dog for nodding at in acknowledgment as a trusted consigliere, one baby dog for spoiling, and one small dog everyone can unite around as a common enemy
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also 'story best' meant to be 'story beat'.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A good writer said the game was a great 12 hour action game stretched into a 25 hour wannabe god of war ripoff and I think that nails it. The originals were straightforward action games that tested your mastery of a deep and complex combat system. This is that too, but with lots of other bullshit.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All the rote, unfitting hero-speak we get from him the rest of the game never rings true other than this short series of encounters - a dude who lives for a good fight meeting his match in two demons who want the same, and even afterwards, toasting to their next encounter (in hell).
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A pair of bosses in particular (two demon brothers, fought separately and then together) highlight every good thing about the game - challenging encounters that grow and amplify, but also the characters hit a rare stride - Musashi is audibly appreciative of worthy opponents, even if they're genma.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...and yet I found every stupid lion dog and did every pointless side quest (spoiler - a group of genma and a rift are behind all of them) because the prospect of getting stronger actually mattered due to how tough the boss fights were.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The tacked on stat upgrades in particular hit a depressing point when you realize the upgrade materials aren't tied to finding specific treasures or tough bosses, but just running around the same area until you have enough leather or fighting the same midboss over and over to get his precious horns.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hate to say it but I skipped like 90% of the cutscenes and I'm still very confident I know every story best. This has become a thing with Capcom games having nonsense throwaway writing.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't remember the last game where I was able to tell how little investment in the quest design there was based on how generic the quest givers models looked.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some unsolicited Onimusha opinions for nobody at all: Great combat system stretched to the brim on decades old open world repitition.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What's pathetic about guys like Pete Hegseth isn't that he (a 46yo television personality) can't keep up with the training regimen of soldiers, it's that he thinks it's really important to seem like he can.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now this is pod racing!
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus Christ SNL UKs weekend update is so fucking good.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has the same energy as 'the civil war was about state's rights'. Nobody on the left believes this is actually their stance, and nobody on the right makes any effort to make it appear that it is. The target for this rhetoric seems to be the most low information brain-slugged centrist.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If someone calls you a 'tree slut', are they saying you're a slut that loves trees or a slut that lives in a tree? These are the limitations of the English language.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Favorite thing to do when dining out is tell the waiter "hey buddy, I got a tip for you" and then give them an amount equal to 20% of the total bill.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't know what happened with Ed Sheeran and, I mean this from the depths of my being, I do not care.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I finally read Hyperion. I don't understand how a person writes something like this. There is nothing like it.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nobody hates Dark Souls 2, your memories of that are a mandela effect. It was lauded at the time and everyone liked it. Even the video essay that was critical of it that you're thinking of wasn't real. You should go to a doctor.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've luckily never had to seek financial support for a loved one through social media, but it's nice to know that you can still take time for your interests in low effort videogame/comicbook discourse.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
God I love this website.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't engage with the comic books, but I will give Insomniac credit that the 3D model of Wolverine screams "show me an angry short man that wished he had knives for hands but Canadian". Hats off.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Next time I click a YouTube video with a classic 'incensed Ed Zitron' thumbnail, I'm stoked to just see 30 minutes of meal prep walkthrough and casual opinions on supersets.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"We have to name our son something so stupid that he's guaranteed to never bag one of the hottest women on earth..."
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25? Difficult. But, same as 25% of 8. Holds true for all numbers.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Seeing all the amazingly creative posts for #swordtember reminds me why I'm an engineer and not an artist. I tried to think of a new sword for three hours and came up with cloud's buster sword but a bit smaller.
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Once again, AI horseshit.
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would love to switch to Linux but I've gotten too used to being able to run programs I need on my computer.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Very excited for GTA VI to come out! ... ... ... ...so that everyone will shut the fuck up about it.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
AI dogshit. Boo, thumbs down, fuck this talentless loser.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
AI bullshit. Grifter lying and saying it's a "digital painting", releasing new "paintings" every day with nonsense prose. Thumbs down, this sucks, fuck yourself.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hearing this in the Jonathan Frakes voice.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was already terrified of the guy with the books who reads, but now there's this whole new one book non-reader guy. Frankly it's too much.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It was either them or me.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AI mierda de caballo.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AI shit. Boo, thumbs down, fuck this shit and this loser calling themselves an 'artist'.
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Andy Boggs @andyboggs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look at the chair leg. Leg at the branch coming from nowhere on the tree.
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