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Andy Bobrow

@andybobrow.bsky.social
2.8K followers 973 following 724 posts

Writer, Malcolm in the Middle, Community, Last Man on Earth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. You would expect this feed to be a little more polished.

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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 11h
I'm tired of there being this much time before the election.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 11h
This will make more sense when we learn that he copyrighted the word.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So this is what the algorithm shows you if you watch too many marching band videos.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Calling it Super Intelligence is just gonna go right to its head.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Todd, she works in a completely different medium. There’s room for two kinds of musicians.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wasn't too keen on the president until I saw that ad. Shit works man.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weapons sequel looks bad
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like this could have been an email.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Angine I like. Poitrine I don’t care for.
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hi their @mikemay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What they don't tell you about some stuff is a thing or whatever
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice of them to put his maiden name in parentheses.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Media: What we do is important for democracy. Also The Media: Experts Say You’re Wiping Wrong.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
This may end up being the most consequential story I’ve written, or one of them. “How many AI data centers are actually functional” is the most obvious question of the bubble - and the most important answer to understand what’s going on - yet answering it with any specificity has taken years.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The existence of ASAP Rocky implies the existence of an EOD Rocky and a Circling Back Rocky.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh no
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lifehack: buy this butter and pretend it's cheese.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so now ice cream's woke? jesus.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just hope and pray that I'll get a chance to use the word relitigate in my next argument.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Supercut of characters in action shows saying “What’s the play here?”
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dammit I had this exact same idea but I didn’t copyright it.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I predict this movie won't be released.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/08/2026
some men are shitting themselves before dates to embrace a new trend called "diaper-maxing," hoping their date's maternal instinct will kick in and they'll get their little bum bum wiped and powdered. but experts say the science behind the dating strategy is far from settled.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If Enes Kanter Freedom is serious about declaring for the draft, the stories about her should use female pronouns, which I think would put the whole thing to rest. www.cnn.com/2026/08/23/s...
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Enes Kanter Freedom ejected from WNBA game after he was confronted by player | CNN
Former NBA center Enes Kanter Freedom was ejected from Sunday night’s Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after Sky guard Natasha Cloud yelled and pointed in his direction late in the third quarter.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s just loonie
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Rob Kutner @robkutner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok now nobody can deny antisemitism is out of control:
Ad for “Cream cheese bagel latte”
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Omg I can't believe they're making her keep the girdle and wig on. Let Dolly wear sweats in heaven FFS
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wendy norris @wendynorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's been such an awful couple of years. Let's honor one of the best people on the planet.
Top image: Star Wars logo on a dark field of stars.
Bottom image: Scene of Dolly Parton's character seated behind a typewriter in the movie "9 to 5."

Caption: If 5/4 is Star Wars Day, can 9/25 be Dolly Parton Day?
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fun LA trivia: Isaac Lankershim’s daughter married Isaac Van Nuys.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lord Blunkett is a made-up name
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
sad I missed out on scrommiting
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This strategy has worked for millions of New Yorkers ever since.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Had been wondering about this very thing. Good to finally have answers.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Staking his IQ on the second coming.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"We gotta find out where those pants are going, sisters!"
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"You won't believe this, Hitler. They have a horse who's really good at war. A horse for war if you will."
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It turns out?
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They come all up in there with an Italian accent talking about private jets and shit.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who would ever go up against a cat video compilation??
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
omg this article about Christopher Nolan has this priceless bit. "wife died or whatever."
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Twins!
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Made a croissant. May make another.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/01/2025
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You famously already have two real sisters!
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
there doesn't have to be an article about everything
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Does Infantino mean "Infant, but like even smaller?"
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Like I know aliens will come here and I know we'll show them jazz and I think they'll really like it, but I do worry they'll lose respect for us when it gets to the bass solo.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Goals: 1. Become worth more than the rest of Earth
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
At some point we are going to have to reckon with what percentage of the Thought Leadership we get from this class of people is just drug addiction. Either a lot of credulous reporters have never listened to someone tooted out of their mind go on a monologue or they're afraid to call it out.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Someone dared to ask "Why can't cheerleading tackle the issues?" and no one felt it was their place to stop them.
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