Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 17hGosh I wonder if there’s anything Microsoft could do to change their mind. 030
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23hAnd that dead star's name? None other than Dolly Parton. 040
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So this is what the algorithm shows you if you watch too many marching band videos. 060
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Todd, she works in a completely different medium. There’s room for two kinds of musicians. 281
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nice of them to put his maiden name in parentheses. 140
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lifehack: buy this butter and pretend it's cheese. 040
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dammit I had this exact same idea but I didn’t copyright it. 040
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Omg I can't believe they're making her keep the girdle and wig on. Let Dolly wear sweats in heaven FFS 040
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This strategy has worked for millions of New Yorkers ever since. 1110
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Had been wondering about this very thing. Good to finally have answers. 070
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"We gotta find out where those pants are going, sisters!" 030
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"You won't believe this, Hitler. They have a horse who's really good at war. A horse for war if you will." 061
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026They come all up in there with an Italian accent talking about private jets and shit. 011
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026omg this article about Christopher Nolan has this priceless bit. "wife died or whatever." 1170
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026there doesn't have to be an article about everything 181
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Goals: 1. Become worth more than the rest of Earth 220
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026There’s a third way and you’re not gonna believe this one. 280
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Can anyone have their funeral at work? I didn’t know we could have our funerals at work. 291
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I just think with enough advance warning we could maybe just not let it happen? 270
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Well I can see one mistake which is don’t be a giraffe 171
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026But when I tell people, they say "we don't think touching your penis will work," and "you're not even a scientist." 060
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Yyeahh, but scientists are always saying shit like this. 010
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026pi has been playing hard to get forever. see how it feels when we start chasing other numbers. 010
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026People, stop pretending that this stuff is even meant to be autonomous. Letting it "think" for itself is not even the desired use case. It's like saying "in a test of whether autocorrect was always right, it wasn't." AI is a tool, not a life form. 020
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026there doesn't have to be an article about everything 150
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Guys my book "Photos of Animals Where You Can See the Poop is Halfway Out" got a sweet write-up in Esquire! 140
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026okay I've changed my mind AI is actually intelligent 160
Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I hate to "both-sides" this, but what do we know about the kids? 032