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Andy Bobrow

@andybobrow.bsky.social
2.8K followers 974 following 731 posts

Writer, Malcolm in the Middle, Community, Last Man on Earth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine. You would expect this feed to be a little more polished.

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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 17h
Gosh I wonder if there’s anything Microsoft could do to change their mind.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23h
And that dead star's name? None other than Dolly Parton.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bobrow rubbing hands together: "Exxxcelent."
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So this is what the algorithm shows you if you watch too many marching band videos.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Todd, she works in a completely different medium. There’s room for two kinds of musicians.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like this could have been an email.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice of them to put his maiden name in parentheses.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lifehack: buy this butter and pretend it's cheese.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so now ice cream's woke? jesus.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dammit I had this exact same idea but I didn’t copyright it.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Omg I can't believe they're making her keep the girdle and wig on. Let Dolly wear sweats in heaven FFS
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This strategy has worked for millions of New Yorkers ever since.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Had been wondering about this very thing. Good to finally have answers.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"We gotta find out where those pants are going, sisters!"
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"You won't believe this, Hitler. They have a horse who's really good at war. A horse for war if you will."
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It turns out?
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They come all up in there with an Italian accent talking about private jets and shit.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
omg this article about Christopher Nolan has this priceless bit. "wife died or whatever."
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Follow up:
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Made a croissant. May make another.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You famously already have two real sisters!
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
there doesn't have to be an article about everything
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Goals: 1. Become worth more than the rest of Earth
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There’s a third way and you’re not gonna believe this one.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I swear to God, scientists.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Can anyone have their funeral at work? I didn’t know we could have our funerals at work.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Because where would you shop, duh.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just think with enough advance warning we could maybe just not let it happen?
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think scientists should get back to work.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
No one saw it coming.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh man, they coulda been so fucking rich.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Your penis has never let you down so listen up.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I can’t think of anything worse for America.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Well I can see one mistake which is don’t be a giraffe
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
But when I tell people, they say "we don't think touching your penis will work," and "you're not even a scientist."
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Man I just think we’ve got time on this one
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Talk to their moms then.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yyeahh, but scientists are always saying shit like this.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
we so rarely focus on the good news
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
god it looks so real!
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
pi has been playing hard to get forever. see how it feels when we start chasing other numbers.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People, stop pretending that this stuff is even meant to be autonomous. Letting it "think" for itself is not even the desired use case. It's like saying "in a test of whether autocorrect was always right, it wasn't." AI is a tool, not a life form.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
there doesn't have to be an article about everything
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ok thanks for clarifying alan
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guys my book "Photos of Animals Where You Can See the Poop is Halfway Out" got a sweet write-up in Esquire!
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Odd way to ask but sure.
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
okay I've changed my mind AI is actually intelligent
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Andy Bobrow @andybobrow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I hate to "both-sides" this, but what do we know about the kids?
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