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Andrew Shumate

@andrewshumate.com
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Cat dad. Security Nerd. Overly candid at times. Makes lots of mistakes. Likes are usually cat pics... “Don’t tell me you can’t because…tell me you can if.” -Marty Sklar

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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 13/08/2025
Hey @shwood.com I thought you said you didn't bring any puzzle boxes this year. I found this one in your corner of the @hak5.bsky.social booth after breakdown on Sunday. It's devious but I'm sure I'll figure it out soon...
The Lament Configuration is a puzzle box from the Hellraiser series of movies.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 11/08/2025
Ok DEF CON I’m headed out of Vegas, see you next year youtu.be/IOgUaFkpS3Y?...
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Jerry Reed - East Bound and Down (Audio)
YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO
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Blenster 🅅 @blenster.com · 09/08/2025
If you see me at @defcon.bsky.social I have free soldering kits I'm giving away! Say hi! Sometimes I'll be hidden in the @defconnextgen.bsky.social village but find me when I'm out and about!
A selfie of me wearing my blue and green octopus hat and a white lab coat.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 08/08/2025
And not even a full 5 minutes, and I'm ready to bounce. I hate people, except you —you're alright. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioHu...
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Willow Pill - “I Hate People” Performance at RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Finale
YouTube video by WOWPresents
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 08/08/2025
I will be online sporadically during @defcon.bsky.social to try to catch up with people. I've mainly avoided social media for my sanity lately. I don't know if anyone wants to catch up or say hi, but if you do, you'll find me slinging gear at the Hacker Warehouse booth in the mornings.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 13/06/2025
They want a culture war; we need to give them a class war.
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Dropkick Murphys "Who'll Stand With Us?" Music Video
YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Tell me the one about "Trump will depoliticize federal law enforcement" again, grandpa. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/u...
President Trump on Wednesday signed executive orders punishing two officials from his first administration and an elite law firm, continuing a campaign of retribution that he has gleefully carried out since his inauguration.

Two executive orders targeted Christopher Krebs, who as a senior cybersecurity official oversaw the securing of the 2020 presidential election, and Miles Taylor, who served as chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security during Mr. Trump’s first term and anonymously wrote a high-profile opinion article for The New York Times in 2018. Among other measures, the orders directed Pam Bondi, the attorney general, and Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, to investigate the former officials and report their findings to the White House.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 10/04/2025
Image with text 
Me: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people
Someone: Hey
Me: picture of a cat with it’s back arched
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 02/04/2025
I think in 14 minutes we’re going to have a new historical milestone.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
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Summercon @summerc0n.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
An important announcement from the Summercon Ministry of Secrets: Want things dramatic? Just message @theatlantic.com.
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A wartime poster reminding the audience to use good OPSEC discipline, even when using encrypted messages from Signal.

The text reads:
"ENCRYPTED, SURE-
BUT WHO'S IT FOR?

THE LEAK'S IN YOUR CIRCLE,
NOT IN YOUR SIGNAL."

A MESSAGE FROM THE SUMMERCON MINISTRY OF SECRETS

The graphic shows a hand holding a mobile device running Signal and a silhouette of a man with a large question mark on his head.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I on the other hand am quite certain they do not.
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Matt Johansen @mattjay.com · 25/03/2025
This. Can you name a more targeted group of people by state level threats and spyware?
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 25/03/2025
May it ever swing swift and true youtu.be/fMva6MvZa6s?...
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Atonement (feat. Catey Esler)
YouTube video by Jon Charles Dwyer - Topic
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 25/03/2025
Yup
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 24/03/2025
I’m limiting my time on social media for my mental health but hope you all had a great weekend and an awesome week! “And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up above cause it’s bugger all down here on earth” youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk?...
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Galaxy Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
YouTube video by Monty Python
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 24/02/2025
Heroes do exist.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 21/02/2025
I have tinnitus and single-sided deafness, so the tinnitus acts as my personal white noise generator.
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Mikel EA2CW | AE2CW @ea2cw.eus · 19/02/2025
You can connect to my cluster server: telnet cluster.gautxori.com 7373 and ask for registration, using the command "SP EA2CW" after connection. Thanks!
cluster.gautxori.com
EA2CW DX-Cluster
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Overheard two folks in the Sky Club on their way to DC to try to preserve grant funding with in person meetings. One of them says "if I'd known, I wouldn't have voted for him." Sorry, my empathy is reserved for people who didn't screw the country over.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 31/01/2025
Tonight’s adventures in sleep apnea, I’ve had mouth breathing issues with the BiPAP and the spouse is displeased. I have chin straps but I want less head gear not more, so now to try this tape thing.
Two different packages of sleeping mouth tape.
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Katelyn 🅅 Medusfour @medus4.com · 28/01/2025
Milestone achieved!! We still have iOS beta spots available
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 23/01/2025
Reminded of one of my favorite movie lines today: “Ok, so when you say ‘EJECT EJECT EJECT’ do I say ‘ROGER’ or ‘OK….?” “If you even say ‘huh’ you’re going to be talking to yourself.”
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Even beyond the obvious terribleness of a US official attacking a preacher for their sermon, in this case it's even more absurd, when we realize that they are outraged because a Christian preacher dared to suggest that people should be merciful. Members of the modern GOP are not Christian.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I know, but it's just an application of one of my favorite memes:
Screen cap from one of the Thor movies featuring a dark haired pale skinned woman as Thor's sister Hela.  She has her hand out stopping Thor's hammer (Mjölnir) in mid air.  The hammer is labeled "It's basic biology".  Hela is labeled "Advanced Biology"
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
They really are.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 19/01/2025
Moana woke up…
A cat looking into your soul with just a twinge of sadness because her food bowl is in the other room.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 19/01/2025
Moana in an exceptionally photogenic moment
A sleeping cat.
The cat is a mute tortoise shell calico.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 16/01/2025
What’s this? The consequences of my actions coming to bit me in the ass?
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Eagles fan who verbally abused female Packers fan loses job, gets banned from The Linc
The Eagles fan who verbally abused a female Packers fan has lost his job. Here's what we know.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 15/01/2025
Toe beans!!
An orange cat sleeping on a desk showing his toe beans
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 14/01/2025
The @shmoocon.bsky.social badges on either end really ties it all together
A collection of security conference attendance badges.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 14/01/2025
So much for wanting to be a nice person One question haunts and hurts Too much, too much to mention Was I really seeking good Or just seeking attention? Is that all good deeds are when looked at with an ice-cold eye? If that's all good deeds are Maybe that's the reason why youtu.be/rgTjdsYGk10?...
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Watch WICKED's New Elphaba Hannah Corneau Belt Out "No Good Deed"
YouTube video by Broadwaycom
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Eric Capuano @eric.zip · 13/01/2025
This is why end-users hate IT/security teams.
a user reporting a phishing email to their IT teamthe same user being assigned phish training for supposedly falling for a phish test.
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🔻⭕️ - ذئب @habibiwolf.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Oh so when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”

But when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”

Painting of a crow sitting on a tree
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
Image of a meditating wolf with the text: I try to do good in the world not out of fear of hell or reward of heaven, but because it feels better not to be an asshole.
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ShmooCon @shmoocon.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Thanks for joining us at ShmooCon 2025. Lead with kindness and continue achieving great things.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
And that’s it.
Photo of a screen with text that reads Thank you for 20 (really 21) years.

We will moose you.

Shmoocon
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Mon Mothra @flobbert.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
Don’t be sad that @shmoocon.bsky.social is ending. Be joyful that it happened.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
I feel seen.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
Thank you Heidi and all of the volunteers, staff, and speakers over the years for making @shmoocon.bsky.social what it was! Enjoy your well deserved retirement.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
My precious
Two cans of Monster energy drinks and a half drunk bottle of Powerade
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
It’s time for Bluey and cookies.
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Garrett Miller @garrettmiller.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Other badge "SVAQ" rot13's to FIND
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 11/01/2025
These are the hashes in the image 4fb1e73f69cf179488217f01f81e8135 deb9a63c1d6a50833ce671474cf58de1 #cyberdeckchallenge
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Kimmy 🅅 @kimmy.zip · 10/01/2025
A second hash has hit the hacker
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Blenster 🅅 @blenster.com · 11/01/2025
The true history of this is horrifying. When that Watchmen show was on HBO I had to explain to many people that it wasn't an alternate timeline thing; that happened. And it happened many times in many places.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 11/01/2025
For the badge challenge @shmoocon.bsky.social it’s ROT13 so NAPVRAG=ANCIENT
The back of a Shmoocon badge for 2025 wit NAPVRAG which is rot 13 encoded and results in the word ancient.

There is a horizontal line.

Then there is ~Lead With Kindness~
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