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Solid Gold Robot

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AI researcher from back before it was cool. Just kidding, it was always cool.

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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recall this, in 2020, where Trump struggled to walk down a ramp, later claiming that it was slippery due to weather, even though you can see that it's a perfectly sunny day. youtu.be/6bqvGXGN4DA?...
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Trump's ramp walk: a "slippery" slope | AFP
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone gonna comment on the fact that Pete Hegseth stands with the posture of a toy action figure instead of a normal person? Is this supposed to be some hard core Alpha bro move?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No real military leader would define leadership like this. The fact that Hegseth thinks this is leadership highlights how mindlessly superficial his understanding of any of this stuff is.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's worth saying here: The only people obsessed with this stuff are weirdos in Trump's administration.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imitation crab meat is like string cheese, but made out of fish.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is like watching a kid give a book report on a book that he clearly only read the beginning of.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a great example of what the entire GOP is at this point in history. They're just a bunch of unserious imbeciles who can't do even the basic legwork that should be a minimum requirement for their jobs. Schmitt concocts this conspiracy theory and presents it without even basic fact checking.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's the question to ask: What kind of fraud could you commit by signing up for health insurance and not using it? There's no way for a criminal to somehow make money from such an act.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why did Joe Biden impose all these tariffs, alienate all of our allies, and start a war with Iran?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most Datacenters only employ around 50 on-site employees. The idea that they are going to bring a bunch of good jobs is a pure fiction.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To anyone in the press, Franklin's quote seems relevant to you guys. "We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately" ~Benjamin Franklin, 1776
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Markwayne Mullin: "Those individuals came into the country the white way."
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
lol -- Enten unpacks how everyone hates Pete Hegseth, who has a -25 net approval rating, including -43 with independents
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How is Josh Johnson able to make a new routine every week and be hilarious every single time?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yo @jaketapper.bsky.social How can you go on TV, and NOT call Trump the dumbest man alive, after he just spent all day saying stuff like this? bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who could have predicted that electing a mentally disabled sociopath, twice, would turn out badly?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look, people are upset that Patel walked out of a Senate hearing, but I think we all need to acknowledge that those beers aren't gonna drink themselves.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash Patel is arguing that so many FBI applicants had sex with animals, that disqualifying them for beastiality wouldn't let them find any agents. So, according to the Director of the FBI, if you encounter an FBI agent, they probably had sex with animals.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think tearing down Trump's monstrosities, and scraping all that gold crap off the walls, would be healthy symbolism about recovering the country. In addition, fire all his appointees. He's the guy who wanted Schedule F - the next Dem POTUS should use it, then cancel Schedule F. But use it first.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's crazy that the GOP still tries to push the idea that Trump is some work-aholic, when we can all see that all he does is spend our tax dollars golfing, and sleeping through televised meetings.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember in 2020 when Trump tweeted, unprompted, that he didn't have a series of mini-strokes?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The World According to Harp theonion.com/the-world-according-to…
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The World According to Harp
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Folks, @glowlaw.org - a new non-profit dedicated to legal accountability for government lawyers, documenting both ethics violations and dedication to the rule of law by government attorneys - badly needs your help. We need to raise $18,000 to keep the lights on for this coming year
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Bill Hicks’ Waffle House Reading Story ☕🔥 | Classic Stand-Up Clip
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pete Hegseth is a culture warrior, unlike the Army secretary, who was an actual warrior.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's cool that the Secretary of Defense, while we are engaged in a war that is going badly, has nothing better to do than shitpost on Twitter.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Donald Trump makes President Camacho from Idiocracy look like Abraham Lincoln.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm just gonna throw this out there. If Canada wanted to engage trunk on his own level, and just start arbitrarily renaming things, I bet most of the world, and a ton of Americans, would play along. Mississippi River? Canada River. Colorado River? Canada River West. Mall of America? Do it.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's absolutely insane that we elected someone who is so narcissistic and oblivious that he'd post this without realizing that the reason everyone is mad at the GOP is because of him. This is what happens when you get all your news from Natalie.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump is so full of shit, that we run out of toilette paper every time he's President.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If only someone like Cassidy had been given an opportunity to stop anti vax messaging coming from HHS.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The president can never ask Todd Blanche to cross an ethical line if Blanche has no ethical lines.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This has been the longest two weeks in history.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It seems absurd to have to say this, since it was only 6 years ago, but A MILLION AMERICANS DIED. We remember that a MILLION Americans died from Covid, right?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The courts seem like they are going to protect Trump from direct repercussions for his obvious corruption. But, EVERY single person who purchases early access to his social media posts absolutely can and should be prosecuted for insider trading when this is all over.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Donald Trump is Rodney Dangerfield's character from Caddyshack, if that character was also a spiteful bitch who shit his pants.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Reminder: Trump's family business has gone bankrupt multiple times, and is only kept afloat through crime and corruption.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So we're just gonna pretend that Biden has still been president for the past year and a half? That's what we're going with?
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Whoever made this post, and the pic, and the headline, deserves a Pulitzer prize. You may not like it, but this is what peak journalism looks like.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hear me out. You should go and eat some Taco Bell. They are the only entity who has acted responsibly regarding the diarrhea COVID. They immediately claimed responsibility, even when it wasn't certain. They immediately cleared their inventory of lettuce. They're the safest place to eat right now.
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The people saying that the stockpiles are depleted because of Biden should indeed be in jail.
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This press conference is all hat and no questions.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is the state of the current Republican leadership in our country:
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Solid Gold Robot @solidgoldrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Icon of toxic masculinity, wearing Capri pants.
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