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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 13/08/2025
Hey @shwood.com I thought you said you didn't bring any puzzle boxes this year. I found this one in your corner of the @hak5.bsky.social booth after breakdown on Sunday. It's devious but I'm sure I'll figure it out soon...
The Lament Configuration is a puzzle box from the Hellraiser series of movies.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 10/04/2025
Image with text 
Me: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people
Someone: Hey
Me: picture of a cat with it’s back arched
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 24/03/2025
I’m putting the finishing touches on a home built telescope.
A 3D printed telescope
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 21/02/2025
Hmm, that didn't work as expected, I'll have to put the PNG elsewhere...
Iron Front arrows with the text sometimes antisocial always antifacist
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 21/02/2025
I found this graphic online, edited it for a transparent background, and had it put on a shirt. I need to get that one, too!
Iron Front 3 Arrows symbol with the phrase sometimes antisocial always antifascist A rainbow shirt with an iron front three arrows, and the words sometimes antisocial, always antifascist
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 31/01/2025
Tonight’s adventures in sleep apnea, I’ve had mouth breathing issues with the BiPAP and the spouse is displeased. I have chin straps but I want less head gear not more, so now to try this tape thing.
Two different packages of sleeping mouth tape.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 19/01/2025
Can’t get up yet though…
Sleeping cat
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 19/01/2025
Moana woke up…
A cat looking into your soul with just a twinge of sadness because her food bowl is in the other room.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 19/01/2025
Moana in an exceptionally photogenic moment
A sleeping cat.
The cat is a mute tortoise shell calico.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 15/01/2025
Toe beans!!
An orange cat sleeping on a desk showing his toe beans
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 14/01/2025
The @shmoocon.bsky.social badges on either end really ties it all together
A collection of security conference attendance badges.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
Image of a meditating wolf with the text: I try to do good in the world not out of fear of hell or reward of heaven, but because it feels better not to be an asshole.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
And that’s it.
Photo of a screen with text that reads Thank you for 20 (really 21) years.

We will moose you.

Shmoocon
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 12/01/2025
My precious
Two cans of Monster energy drinks and a half drunk bottle of Powerade
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 11/01/2025
For the badge challenge @shmoocon.bsky.social it’s ROT13 so NAPVRAG=ANCIENT
The back of a Shmoocon badge for 2025 wit NAPVRAG which is rot 13 encoded and results in the word ancient.

There is a horizontal line.

Then there is ~Lead With Kindness~
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 11/01/2025
Text: 932b95e7872da5a871ec29fcdb0bf43f 7 other attendees have the same hash as you. Find at least one match and come together to the Polarity/ThreatConnect booth to claim your parts and build a "Cyberdeck". Multiple matches mean more parts -- so find everyone with your hash. #cyberdeckchallenge
932b95e7872da5a871ec29fcdb0bf43f
7 other attendees have the same hash as you. Find at least one match and come together to the Polarity/ThreatConnect booth to claim your parts and build a "Cyberdeck".
Multiple matches mean more parts -- so find everyone with your hash.
#cyberdeckchallenge
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 04/01/2025
Time to creep…
Mechanic’s creeper
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 04/01/2025
Today’s adventure is changing the front stabilizer links and bushings. I showed up later than everyone else at the auto skills center so I go the baby lift
A set of automotive parts on a table with printed instructions A green car on a small shop lift
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 02/01/2025
Oh shit, I think he's looking for me over some of the stuff I threw overboard when we took the Indy on her last trip from Pearl to North Island.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 01/01/2025
Another tip, get a photo storage box at a craft store, use it to store your different cables, @swiftonsecurity.com has another cable storage solution with back of door and cable wall racks.
A photograph storage box from a craft store, there are several smaller plastic boxes in a larger box, each of the smaller boxes is labeled for a different type of cable.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 01/01/2025
Cable management tip. Get some braided elastics/hair ties, they are great at holding the cables together but also color coding, I usually do color by length because I usually use USB C cable with whatever adapter is called for.
A braided elastic or hair tie held in a hand next to a cable.A neatly wrapped cable held together with a hair tie
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 30/12/2024
So a while back I integrated my alarm with #homeassistant and I’ve been meaning to properly mount things. So I designed a mounting board similar to one that Leviton sells, added stand-offs for the boards, some Wagos for the bus, and a future dust cover.
A couple of circuit boards suspended in an enclosure with only wires.The circuit boards from the previous photo now mounted on a 3D printed board.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 24/12/2024
I loath this time of year, for a myriad of reasons, but I’ve started seeing this new therapist.
My cat Maui siting in a sling I made for him.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 16/12/2024
Six panel meme
1) I'm a republican  2) Me too!
3) Which state are you from? 4) Ireland!
5) OH SHIT! 6) COME OUT YE BLACK AN TAN!
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 14/12/2024
Remember to carry your 6 shooter… Get that blonde roast espresso with all that glorious caffeine still intact. Remember kids roasting cooks out the caffeine.
Starbucks iced mocha with 6 shots of blonde espresso.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 10/12/2024
I have a meme for this!!!!
If there is a war on Christmas let’s recognize it’s probably by Halloween responding in defense of thanksgiving. Christmas is the clear aggressor.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 15/11/2024
Got a puzzle box of KS, part 1 done.
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 14/11/2024
This is the social media future I want...
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Andrew Shumate @andrewshumate.com · 11/11/2024
Had a fun weekend in São Paulo and got up to some shenanigans with the flipper
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