Reposted by Andrew O'NeillBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7hSix months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 16061941389
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 8hOh shit did your cat invite you to a barbecue? 110
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 19hWhat did in New York City today is horrific. What they did everywhere else today is horrific, too—and they would have murdered a lot more people by now if we hadn't mobilized to stop them. They still aim to do so as soon as they can. Fight to the death. Abolish ICE. 🏴 crimethinc.com/escalation2026 121878
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(***Don't bother signing up for free/don't sign up on the app - use your browser!***) 030
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Please support me on Patreon! You get podcasts early, a monthly round-up video, hour-long esoteric interviews w/ interesting people & loads of content from my archive! TV & radio commissions disappeared for all but the most mainstream comedy. THIS is stuff can get made! patreon.com/andrewoneillpatreon.comGet more from Andrew O'Neill on PatreonGet more from Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Become a member for just £1/month. HELLO! You've found my Patreon - the best way to support my work and get lots… 141
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillBoothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Q: Antonio, how do you adapt when you’re playing to serve a comedy song rather than a piece built purely around the guitar? "I owe everything to Boothby Graffoe. His guitar playing inspires me. He is the greatest guitarist in the world. Oh… ok, yeah, sorry. Maybe Antonio should answer this one?" 181
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 31127873984
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillRiley Rose @rileyrose.site · 04/10/2026Absolute larks at the @vixleyton.bsky.social gig, as the brilliant and strange @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social invited the entire audience into the green room at the end of their set. 162
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026youtu.be/kWm4FiMXQOsyoutu.beHull Is Not Overseas - CROWD WORKYouTube video by Andrew O'Neill 071
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I also got one of my One Milkshake to Rule Them All shirts with a design by @dochackenbush.bsky.social made up 😁 you can get these on my redbubble store here www.redbubble.com/people/Beffe... 07421
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pointing out that EVs are imported on diesel ships is the same as pointing out that the lightbulb was invented in a candlelit office. 1017613
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I always found Groucho Marx's moustache really gross. 041
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillAndrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did my face and that for my belated August monthly round-up video! Sign up to Patreon and have a look! patreon.com/andrewoneill 0121
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillAndrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WOLVERHAMPTON tonight! www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows 1107
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WOLVERHAMPTON tonight! www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows 1107
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck yes! Ticket purchased! Please do merch. 010
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did my face and that for my belated August monthly round-up video! Sign up to Patreon and have a look! patreon.com/andrewoneill 0121
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026RIP CRONOS! Here's footage from the long-lost pilot of 'Venom Babies'. youtu.be/WJt1V1qFSrQyoutu.beHow Venom got their names - Andrew O'Neill's History Of Heavy MetalYouTube video by Andrew O'Neill 3126
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No, Andi - the scarcity makes each one delicious. If he was banging one of those out every week we'd get used to it! 060
Reposted by Andrew O'Neill✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This still makes me laugh. 011911
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ok, let's try it the old way... 1415
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah I'm so gutted I couldn't be there! 010
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillAndrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NOTTINGHAM! I'm doing this wonderful fundraiser tonight! A great cause, cheap tickets, good comedy! Also me! www.eventbrite.com/e/disabled-c...eventbrite.comDisabled Cants FundraiserJamie Green Wheelchair Fundraiser 054
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NOTTINGHAM! I'm doing this wonderful fundraiser tonight! A great cause, cheap tickets, good comedy! Also me! www.eventbrite.com/e/disabled-c...eventbrite.comDisabled Cants FundraiserJamie Green Wheelchair Fundraiser 054
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And he was so generous sharing ideas on guitar. I still use a little double-stop he showed me once. Here's to PEACE AND QUIET. x 1110
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rest in rock 'n roll mate. What a beautiful man, with a brilliant talent. Loved listening wide-eyed to his stories of seeing everyone who counted when he was a teenager in the late 60s. The guy saw Hendrix! And he was in The Young Ones! 1/2 1211
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Over two thirds of the energy in the fossil system is lost as heat." I didn't know that. What a statistic. 070
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3249752754
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillAndrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026www.patreon.com/andrewoneill...patreon.comInfected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) | Andrew O'NeillInfected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) by Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Join Andrew O'Neill's community for exclusive content and updates. 083
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026www.patreon.com/andrewoneill...patreon.comInfected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) | Andrew O'NeillInfected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) by Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Join Andrew O'Neill's community for exclusive content and updates. 083
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Imagine if you had to look back, from your environment-healing tech hub with all human knowledge at your fingertips and a secure job and hours of leisure, and think “well, what did I know? Seems I’M the arsehole here.” 3211
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Club gig in Leeds tonight, History Of Punk in Wolverhampton and Hull soon! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows 082
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS 09929
Reposted by Andrew O'NeillHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To mark the Autumn Equinox, I offer you a biscuit tin. Designed in 1958 by CF Tunnicliffe 1248958
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Via @andydawson.bsky.social and Bob Mortimer for me! 010
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If, as @ruthcadbury.bsky.social (Labour MP Brentford & Isleworth, Chair of Transport Committee) just said on Radio 4 "our airspace is almost full to capacity, and there is too little headroom in the system"... HOW CAN A NEW RUNWAY AT HEATHROW BE JUSTIFIED? 141
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rich Hall makes sinister threat to un-named comic. Well done to @chortle.bsky.social for highlighting this unacceptable behaviour. 040
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026WOLVES! HULLS! Come and make some noise with me! 061
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wasn't so much as standing with his arms folded with one foot on a football. 120
Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A while ago I was sat in my car in a service station car park and I heard a man exclaim "Oh... cool DUDE!" and I immediately knew, without seeing, that he had put some sunglasses on a child. I looked, and I was right. 2151