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Andrew O'Neill

@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social
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Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them. patreon.com/andrewoneill Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 8h
Oh shit did your cat invite you to a barbecue?
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 19h
What did in New York City today is horrific. What they did everywhere else today is horrific, too—and they would have murdered a lot more people by now if we hadn't mobilized to stop them. They still aim to do so as soon as they can. Fight to the death. Abolish ICE. 🏴 crimethinc.com/escalation2026
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please support me on Patreon! You get podcasts early, a monthly round-up video, hour-long esoteric interviews w/ interesting people & loads of content from my archive! TV & radio commissions disappeared for all but the most mainstream comedy. THIS is stuff can get made! patreon.com/andrewoneill
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Get more from Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Become a member for just £1/month. HELLO! You've found my Patreon - the best way to support my work and get lots…
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Q: Antonio, how do you adapt when you’re playing to serve a comedy song rather than a piece built purely around the guitar? "I owe everything to Boothby Graffoe. His guitar playing inspires me. He is the greatest guitarist in the world. Oh… ok, yeah, sorry. Maybe Antonio should answer this one?"
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Riley Rose @rileyrose.site · 04/10/2026
Absolute larks at the @vixleyton.bsky.social gig, as the brilliant and strange @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social invited the entire audience into the green room at the end of their set.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/kWm4FiMXQOs
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Hull Is Not Overseas - CROWD WORK
YouTube video by Andrew O'Neill
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I also got one of my One Milkshake to Rule Them All shirts with a design by @dochackenbush.bsky.social made up 😁 you can get these on my redbubble store here www.redbubble.com/people/Beffe...
A black shirt with a pink milkshake with Sauron’s helmet covering it with the words in yellow on a pink background “one milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pointing out that EVs are imported on diesel ships is the same as pointing out that the lightbulb was invented in a candlelit office.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WOOHOOO!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Done by 10:30 latest.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always found Groucho Marx's moustache really gross.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did my face and that for my belated August monthly round-up video! Sign up to Patreon and have a look! patreon.com/andrewoneill
Me with a little beehive hairdo and a fluffy white jumper and make-up and that.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WOLVERHAMPTON tonight! www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WOLVERHAMPTON tonight! www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck yes! Ticket purchased! Please do merch.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did my face and that for my belated August monthly round-up video! Sign up to Patreon and have a look! patreon.com/andrewoneill
Me with a little beehive hairdo and a fluffy white jumper and make-up and that.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP CRONOS! Here's footage from the long-lost pilot of 'Venom Babies'. youtu.be/WJt1V1qFSrQ
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How Venom got their names - Andrew O'Neill's History Of Heavy Metal
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, Andi - the scarcity makes each one delicious. If he was banging one of those out every week we'd get used to it!
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This still makes me laugh.
@victimologist
i supported amber heard even back when i thought that she beat him unprovoked
2:47 PM • 5/28/22 • Twitter for iPhone
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep x3
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, let's try it the old way...
Fake 'Swap Shop' exchange screen
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah I'm so gutted I couldn't be there!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOTTINGHAM! I'm doing this wonderful fundraiser tonight! A great cause, cheap tickets, good comedy! Also me! www.eventbrite.com/e/disabled-c...
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Disabled Cants Fundraiser
Jamie Green Wheelchair Fundraiser
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOTTINGHAM! I'm doing this wonderful fundraiser tonight! A great cause, cheap tickets, good comedy! Also me! www.eventbrite.com/e/disabled-c...
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Disabled Cants Fundraiser
Jamie Green Wheelchair Fundraiser
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ACAB. Even, and especially, the dogs.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And he was so generous sharing ideas on guitar. I still use a little double-stop he showed me once. Here's to PEACE AND QUIET. x
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rest in rock 'n roll mate. What a beautiful man, with a brilliant talent. Loved listening wide-eyed to his stories of seeing everyone who counted when he was a teenager in the late 60s. The guy saw Hendrix! And he was in The Young Ones! 1/2
The wonderful Ronnie Golden.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Over two thirds of the energy in the fossil system is lost as heat." I didn't know that. What a statistic.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) | Andrew O'Neill
Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) by Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Join Andrew O'Neill's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who is Petey T?
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) | Andrew O'Neill
Infected Voice - Demanufacture by Fear Factory with Stephen Hill! (Patreon Early-bird!) by Andrew O'Neill on Patreon. Join Andrew O'Neill's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine if you had to look back, from your environment-healing tech hub with all human knowledge at your fingertips and a secure job and hours of leisure, and think “well, what did I know? Seems I’M the arsehole here.”
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haha!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CONGRATULATIONS!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Club gig in Leeds tonight, History Of Punk in Wolverhampton and Hull soon! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To mark the Autumn Equinox, I offer you a biscuit tin. Designed in 1958 by CF Tunnicliffe
A large rectangular biscuit tin with a decorative lid showing red squirrel perched on a tree stump in front of a vivid blue ground 
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Via @andydawson.bsky.social and Bob Mortimer for me!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If, as @ruthcadbury.bsky.social (Labour MP Brentford & Isleworth, Chair of Transport Committee) just said on Radio 4 "our airspace is almost full to capacity, and there is too little headroom in the system"... HOW CAN A NEW RUNWAY AT HEATHROW BE JUSTIFIED?
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rich Hall makes sinister threat to un-named comic. Well done to @chortle.bsky.social for highlighting this unacceptable behaviour.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WOLVES! HULLS! Come and make some noise with me!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HA!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wasn't so much as standing with his arms folded with one foot on a football.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haha!
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A while ago I was sat in my car in a service station car park and I heard a man exclaim "Oh... cool DUDE!" and I immediately knew, without seeing, that he had put some sunglasses on a child. I looked, and I was right.
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Andrew O'Neill @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The new Batman 2 teaser pic turns out to be my cat.
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