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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 01/10/2026

New York's hottest club is...

Sign in my hotel that reads:
LAUNDRY LINELOUNGE
OPEN 24 HOURS

Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 19/09/2026

(posting from my alt, Cig Ads That Go Hard) "oooooooh shit, shots fired!" *four days later* "Cigarette Ads That Go Hard never intended to to create controversy or imply in any way that the attacks of September 11th were justified OR the result of cigarettes. Please accept our deepest apologies."

A cigarette ad from 1988 in a print magazine that features a NY skyline predominately featuring the twin towers. In the foreground, with a bit of Hobbit-esque forced perspective photography, a pack of "SUPERKINGS" cigs are standing proud. Bot the cigs and the towers are cast in a golden sunset glow.
The ad text reads:
"There are kings. And there are SUPERKINGS.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 16/09/2026

The ABC copter team covers the tragic crash and death of the NBC copter team. There's probably some specific Latin or German philosophy term for this kind of situation where the tool that caused the tragedy is also the best tool for learning about the tragedy, but I'm just gonna call it "fucked up."

Screen grab from ABC broadcast coverage. Chyron: THREE DEAD AFTER NEWS HELICOPTER CRASHES IN LOS ANGELES

It's a shot of the flaming remains of a mangled helicopter next toa shipping container. The POV is clearly aerial from the ABC news helicopter.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 12/09/2026

I am begging video podcasts to find any other background aesthetic. There are so many talented designers and art directors you can hire instead of doing this.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 11/09/2026

Up late browsing Marketplace. Might go bake an American flag cake later if I don't win this.

Football jersey
Name - BIN LADEN
Number - 911

Jersey autographed by Robert O'Neill (The Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden'
$85 marked down from $100

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 09/09/2026

Watching some pro fellas on this crisp(y) summer night

My view fromjust outside 1st base of the Dodgers hosting the Reds

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 08/09/2026

I ask, who amongst us has not used a port-o-john in a random driveway and blamed it on coastal flood risks?

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 08/09/2026

Latest sewing project: I ordered a sick Ben Davis workwesr crewneck off eBay (I grew up in the Bay Area) but turns out the "XL" was sized for a different market and thus far too small for me. So... I turned it into a crop for my wife. Happy with the results and jealous it was never gonna fit me.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 03/09/2026

I need the younger generation managers in my leagues to get their shit together this is unacceptable

< hey are u interested in a 30 team, real salary, startup? $100 buy in

> I'm already in 5 of them lol ï'm good thank you though

< those are small numbers! step it up!
this 2026 class deserves its own statup
btw!

> Substituting "30 Team Real Salary
Dynasty leagues" for "Candles" in the
dril tweet.
Please help me budget this my family is dying.

< sorry i dont understand but thanks lol

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 26/08/2026

An odd, chromatically specific sequence in my career

Four sequential credits in my filmography that all feature posters with RED, WHITE, BLACK color palette: The Accursed, Hell's Kitchen, The Company You Keep, Love Is Blind

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 25/08/2026

Everyone's always telling me this

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 24/08/2026

Shoutout 70's/80's era Bay Area radio station KOME

Wikipedia blurb for KOME

KOME's stickers were a common sight on vehicles and high school lockers around the area. Several on-air slogans suggested the sexual connotations of its call letters, probably the most memorable being "Don't touch that dial, it's got "KOME" on it!" as well as others saying things like "K-O-M-E all over your radio dial,'" "You've got KOME... oozing out of your speakers," 'Wake up with KOME in your ear," and "The KOME spot on your radio dial." Playboy magazine found this newsworthy enough to mention the station.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 08/08/2026

"You made a sex movie with no sex." *longest pause imaginable* (two octaves lower) "Whhhhhhhhy?"

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 05/08/2026

We now go live to footage of the event

Silent film "A Trip to the Moon"
Good ol moon with a stinkin' rocket stickstuck in it's eye.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 29/07/2026

You are live on air giving a meteorological report, looking good as hell in your Rx Meta Pervert Glasses. Top of the world. Everyone respects you.

Lee Goldberg on ABC NEWS wearing those dumb ass meta specs

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 22/07/2026

OK... why does @recursionpharma.bsky.social have nearly the same logo as my union/guild @icglocal600.bsky.social ??

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 14/07/2026

Well there's your problem

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 03/07/2026

A man needs to have standards

An Uncrustables treat wrapper with the crust torn off

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 01/07/2026

(Not mine, don't know the source unfortunately)

Are you watching Point Break or The Fast and the Furious?

Decision tree

Is the hero a puckish young FBI agent?
Does he deduce that extreme sportsmen are responsible for a rash of crimes?
Does he track them by going undercover to take part in the sport?
Does he initially target the wrong set of criminals?
Does the gang blow his cover and then coerce him into helping with one last iob'?
Does he bond with the mcin criminal over shrimp in a beach restaurant?
Does he fall in love with a waitress in the villains' circle?
Does it go badly wrong, with half the gang getting badly wounded?
After this bloodbath does the hero let the villain go free at the end, like some massive idiot
s Vin Diesel in it?

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 15/06/2026

Rogan at the UFC event VS Jon Polito as the private detective in The Big Lebowski

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 14/06/2026

Not sure this De'Aaron Fox contract extension is gonna pan out

2026- 27
ESTIMATE
$49,500,000

2027- 28
ESTIMATE
$53,460,000

2028- 29
ESTIMATE
$57,420,000

2029- 30
ESTIMATE
$61,380,000

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 27/05/2026

For anyone who scrolled past or thought this was just about Lego, I subbed to his Patreon to check the followup videos and *spoilers* Reckless Ben is currently in Mexico to dodge a warrant. Dude is the real deal. Like if John Wilson also got arrested after standing up for the little guy.

"Well, I'm in Mexico now and the American
police have no authority here."

Lego Video Part 2

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 22/05/2026

Hi yes I need one pair of adult men's tactical urban pants that tells people I'm more scared than I've ever been in my entire life.

Ad for pants. Shot of a man's waistband. He's putting a gun in there. Like that's where he keeps it. I guess because he's not wearing a belt and therefore can't use a holster. Or maybe the gun is keeping his pants up by adding to his waist?

There's a folded American flag in the background so I guess he served in The War.

"Stretch Sync Band

Navigate the concrete jungle with your urban armor for everyday adventures."

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 16/05/2026

POV: You made it to the end of the Scientology speedrun. It's a white walled room with this guy sitting in a backwards chair. Without blinking he whispers, "Are you guilty of any major crimes in this lifetime?" Somehow, the door you entered through is missing.

Four images of Travolta looking like if Fogell from Superbad grew up to be a libertarian law professor with a NYT opinion column.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 06/05/2026

Cleaning out my cold weather / rain gear bag from the car and I came across the crew shirt with the logo I designed while working on Ghostbusters Afterlife up in Calgary