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Andrea Monagle

@andreamontoro.bsky.social
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I read books for work, and I read books for fun. Sometimes I do other stuff in between.

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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE HOUSEMAID (2025).
“What’s the deal with that hair chandelier?” turned out to be a pretty salient question.
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not going to pretend like Trump isn't the beating black heart of America, but I do sometimes wonder how he would've been perceived over the past decade if more media outlets had published his comments verbatim.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LOL, the gotcha part in the second paragraph is truly hilarious. Who will think of the straight white rightwing men in the literary world? WHO? WHO?
Last week, the longlists for the National Book Awards were announced. Among the 20 authors in the fiction and nonfiction categories, nearly all are straight white males. Most are also on the political right, some even on the far right. Remarkably, mainstream media outlets haven’t reported this, perhaps because they don’t think it’s noteworthy. It’s as if we were living in 1956 rather than 2026.

If you’re scratching your head at this “news,” well, it’s because I made it up. Or rather, I inverted the particulars about the authors’ identities and their political views to make a point: If today, as a reader, you recoil at the thought of a time in which minorities were systematically marginalized when it came to the literary world’s public honors (and so much else), shouldn’t you also recoil now that the tables have been almost completely turned? And if you object to the right’s efforts to politicize the arts, won’t you also object when the efforts come from the left?
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL (2026).
The personification of “Mama didn’t raise no quitter, but she did raise a complainer.”
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1381, even better.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THE UPRISING (2026).
We may never know how many films are green-lit after the briefest acknowledgment that, well, we do still have those King’s Landing sets laying around.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
COYOTE VS. ACME (2026).
A more effective anti-animal-testing campaign than anything PETA has ever produced.
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No big deal, just @certifiedforgotten.com as part of the first wave of Brooklyn Horror Film Festival announcements in Variety.
variety.com
Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2026 Unveils Lineup: Premieres Include Parisian Vampires, Body Horror and More Wild Genre Tales (EXCLUSIVE)
This year's edition of the Brooklyn Horror Film Festival includes dozens of genre films, classic restorations and more.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026
thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing"
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got absolutely annihilated in LL110, but gotta give it up for having the (IMO) easiest questions on the same day they ask if you want to reup for next season. Sure, what the hell.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OVER YOUR DEAD BODY (2026).
“The prolonged threat of forcible sodomy absolutely destroys the momentum in the second act” is a script note that should never have made it beyond the first draft.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
POV: you asked a millennial something
Tobias Funke from Arrested Development saying "Well I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This would have destroyed me as a kid. Reading was EVERYTHING. And not children’s books. Even at a young age.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Before there was HEATED RIVALRY there was
ICE FEVER pinball game
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First an eighty-year-old, then an eighty-year-old star of HOME ALONE 2 . . .
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 25/08/2026
Trump pulling in 11% approval in philadelphia greatest city in america sorry
crosstabs on trumps pennsylvania approval, getting 39%, but 11% in Philadelphia
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*fogs glass with my breath, taps glass* Now, eventually you do plan to have bread with your bread and circuses, right?
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
MUTINY (2026).
My "Not involved in human trafficking" distress signal has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my distress signal.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I simply refuse to believe that Mountain Dew has been around since 1948.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tim Walz was right to call them weird. Jon Ossoff is right to call them weird. It's not just effective messaging and factually true. Republicans spend so much time and energy viciously otherizing immigrants, queer people, leftists, and so many more groups. Gotta hold up a mirror to take on Medusa.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bluesky won't have the juice until I can search at any given time "regal app" and see a dozen different angry posts I can like about how garbage it is.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
THE SAMURAI AND THE PRISONERS (2026). Back on my unsophisticated bullshit.
Nowadays the Geneva Convention forbids Encyclopedia Browning your prisoners this way.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
THE END OF OAK STREET (2026).
immediately after witnessing the murder of my neighbors, seeing my dog run away, and losing the ability to flush a toilet maybe forever

sulkily “Never gonna have milk again.”
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
TIRES S3 slotting in perfectly to my summer Friday while @monagle.bsky.social toils away upstairs.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today in publishing news.
Harper Collins Christian will launch Harper Catholic, an imprint for Catholic readers, building on Catholic Bible Press and expanding to "trade books, spiritual classics, theology, devotional works, memoir, cultural engagement, and leading voices in the Catholic Church today," according to a release.
Kristi McDonald joins as associate publisher leading the imprint; she was previously content editor at the prayer app Hallow and executive editor of trade at Ave Marie Press.
Jesse Plemons in CIVIL WAR
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lowkey one of my favorite photos ever taken of @andreamontoro.bsky.social and I.
Matthew Monagle and Andrea Monagle at the Chihuly Museum in Seattle.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
DEEP SKY (2023). Yes I will add the forty-minute IMAX film I saw with the price of admission to Seattle’s Chihuly museum.
Every science museum IMAX film has been basically the same thing with newer technology for thirty years. We’re ready to introduce aliens to the plot.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
HADESTOWN: THE MUSICAL (2026).
*flipping through my Playbill in disappointment* Oh, falsetto’s in this?
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Matt Monagle @monagle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So @andreamontoro.bsky.social and I have decided to turn off our phones at 11:00 PM every night. We thought it would help us be more present and get more reading done, but in practice, we just shriek at each other, “DON’T TALK TO ME, I BARELY HAVE ANY SCREEN TIME LEFT.” So, uh, mission accomplished?
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Shout-out to the Wholigan Discord for making me aware of this poem by Louise Glück, what I now consider the final word on all ODYSSEY discourse.
Telemachus' Detachment

When I was a child looking
at my parents' lives, you know
what I thought? I thought
heartbreaking. Now I think
heartbreaking, but also
insane. Also
very funny.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY (2026). Shout-out to Pylos, I guess a real geographic location but also the name of a Greek place in the East Village that I like.
That’s twice that a Matt Damon character has been on the receiving end of a “Having seen Crimson Tide on Showtime last weekend, I believe the only course of action available to us is passenger mutiny!” speech.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up.
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popular science robinson @saraiya.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The effects of anne mccaffrey on the preteen mind are yet to be understood
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
COLD IN JULY (2014).
I liked Wyatt Russell’s baseball playing in Everybody Wants Some!! significantly more.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/07/2026
you don’t have to say nice things about lindsey graham we are past that cultural moment, largely thanks to the man he knew was one of the worst people alive and deliberately enabled at every turn he was a bad person and did awful things and you can just be honest about it
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/07/2026
T2 foster parents meme:

"Are my Republican Senators okay?"

"Lindsey, how was your trip to Ukraine?"

"Oh, it was great.
I just spent 20 minutes talking about it with Mitch McConnell!"

"Your Republican Senators are dead."
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/07/2026
every time a GOP freak who dedicated their life to destroying America croaks Democrats are like "we may have disagreed on subjects like 'are brown people human' & 'do women deserve rights' but he was a Great American who Loved His Country and I will miss him"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hell yeah. You had me at “drug-infested,” baby
FOX News The Five segment: channel
LIBRARIES TURNING INTO DRUG-INFESTED, SEX DENS
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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That feeling when I can finally post an image I saved a year and a half ago
American chopper meme, with text from Darcy’s proposal:

In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you

If I could feel gratitude, I would now thank you. But I cannot I have never desired your good opinion, and you have certainly bestowed it most unwillingly

And this is all the reply which I am to have the honour of expecting

Do you think that any consideration would tempt me to accept the man who has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister?

My faults, according to this calculation, are heavy indeed
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026
has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
OBSESSION (2026).
Some women don’t even have the option of choosing between the man and the Bear.
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Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Banana pudding running through my veins at this point
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
constitutional birthright citizenship survives by 1 vote. and to think people were worried about this beautiful institution.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
JACKASS: BEST AND LAST (2026).
*that Norman Rockwell painting of the man standing up to speak his truth* Bam Margera was so hot.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
HOW TO MAKE A KILLING (2026). Seriously, don’t speak to me that way.
Glen Powell: Surrender the smug Ryan Reynolds “Hello, viewer, you fucking moron” narration tone immediately or suffer the filmography consequences.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003).
That’s me, whipped for refusing to obey the orders of my one-armed eight-year-old commanding officer.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
LEVITICUS (2026).
Never having alone time again: an introvert’s true horror movie.
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Andrea Monagle @andreamontoro.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
THE FURIOUS (2025).
There are only so many sledgehammers to the face that I can witness before I need to start seeing some health bars floating above characters’ heads.
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