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sarah 🐶🦴

@anathxmadevice.bsky.social
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29 | uk | she/her 🙏 writer of fic, resident ed and stede pervert 💦 minors not welcome here 🔞 banner by @loopslip00.bsky.social 🐶 archiveofourown.org/users/anathxmad…

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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 7h
tldr no it's not in the slightest the fun light quirky comedy it looks like on the surface, but i have always found it a deeply moving show that explodes with the best of humanity, and it has sat in my heart for over a decade now, and i suspect it will never leave (also, todd my beloved!!!!!)
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Todd Chavez Celebrates
Alt: Todd Chavez Celebrates
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 7h
in the first season it is still finding its feet but it soars from s2 onwards. beyond an astute study of mental illness it is also a majestic observation on the human condition, loneliness, responsibility, friendship, family, legacy, trauma. and it knows exactly what to do with a background gag.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 7h
it hurts, but for me in a deeply healing way. it's dark af, and it's hilarious. it is an all-timer, unparalleled television. it speaks to my soul as a person who struggles with mental health. it never shies away from reality even when it's extremely hard to look at, but it never feels voyeuristic
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 11h
yes :))))))) in a "ha ha ha sickos" kind of way :)))))
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 12h
October 12th! Another day of #OFMDKinktober! Today we've got: Infidelity Omegaverse Body Modification
Still from OFMD 01x10. Stede is peeking through a window into the art studio. He looks horrified and disgusted and maybe a hint of intrigue? Text overlay reads: "12th. Infidelity, Omegaverse, Body Modification."
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Livvy🕊️🏴‍☠️Just Treading Water @stealthysiren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stede Bonnet in this
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THIS THIS THIS YEAH we're here to celebrate and inspire and create joy, not cause stress and homework 💕 there is no time limit on kinktober babyyyyy
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Izzy inspired by @cannibalxing.bsky.social 🥰
Redraw of Izzy  sword practice scene but he's a little chubby and has the distinctive under rib roll wow Hess so hot !!!!
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thrilloilogy 🍉🔻 @thrilloilogy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have a pearl that looks like a willy and I just think that Ed Teach......
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Day 10 is here! #OFMDKinktober Today’s prompts are: sex lessons ✍️ selfcest 👯‍♀️ ethical violation 🚫
Ed telling Stede to run him through during their sword fighting lessons. He has his hands on his hips/low back and is arching his back so that his shirt rides up and a strip of tummy is exposed and vulnerable, with his chin raised and his mouth slightly open. Text over the image reads: 10th; sex lessons, selfcest, ethical violation.
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
impact toys is october 25th just saying 👀
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i have... love. for you. edward.
kraken ed teach standing in not-stede's glancing sideways because he doesn't want izzy to see that he's holding wedding cake topper stede (our flag means death s2e1 set photo by nicola dove) kraken era izzy hands sort of staring into the ether trying not to think about the current state of his marriage (our flag means death s2e1 set photo by nicola dove)
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ive already screamed so loud about how much i fucking love this but holy SHIT like. it's so striking it's so intimate it's so raw and vulnerable and expressive. the LIGHTING the cosiness with the horror the pops of white highlight the dynamism in the composition this is HIGH FUCKING ART FRIEND
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trying to style it like a book cover, story in the replies 💘 - #edizzy #horror #ofmdart - muted terms: gore blood cannibalism bones
pop-horror style messy illustration of izzy eating eds left leg. eds bones are out on the bed, ed is naked and looks shocked but not entirely Not horny about whats going on (hes got a little half chub). Stede is asleep facing away peacefully. Drippy bloody text says HUNGER in the background. Foreground text says "You are pretty sure you are dead; it's the hunger that wakes you"
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s day 9 of #OFMDkinktober and today’s prompts are: gags 😷 sado-masochism 😈 botanical torture 🫚
Anne Bonny and Mary Read from OFMD engaged in some pain play: there’s a dinner knife sticking out of Mary’s back and Anne is flicking it. Mary is wincing but also smiling. 

Text reads: 9th; gags, sado-masochism, botanical torture.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 9: Gags thought it'd be fun to try a gagging sequence with izzy, let's add some layers 😈 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy from the shoulders up, in a sequence of six drawings: just his head looking calm, purple cloth shoved all the way in his mouth, white cloth as a cleave gag on top of that, teal cloth covering under his nose to his chin, duct tape over that, muzzle gag over everything. Izzy's face gets progressively more flushed and in the last drawing, he has a dazed expression on his face.
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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning, crew! Have some soft and smoochy Classic Gentlebeard. Did you know that they’re IN LOVE?!? 💜 🥰 #ofmd #ofmdart
Art of Ed and Stede from our flag means death. Ed is wearing his leather outfit and laughing, as Stede, wearing his teal suit, wraps his arms around him and kisses his cheek.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
awghhhh thanks so much!!!
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ok cool see u next week, booking flights rn
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 8: Free Use once again letting ed and stede bully izzy sexually #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Izzy naked and tied up with his legs pulled up and back, and his arms pulled over his head. His wrists are tied together and attached to a post behind him, and his ankles are tied to the post. There are ropes around his chest and thighs, and he's gagged. His eyes are closed and he's in tears. There is a vibrator in his cunt and a tunnel dildo in his ass, leaking come. Seven tally marks in teal are on his left leg and six tally marks in purple are on his right, implying Stede and Ed have been there.
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🌊 impossible bird 🪼 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Repost for olu day! @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Digital painting of ofmd olu in dappled lighting
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(i was about to say i have no other options but that is horseshit im pretty sure there's a guillotine somewhere in the office. but not the point!!!!!) (also realistically i don't wanna have to take my porn into work to trim it for. several reasons ☠️)
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my weird take on this is that if ive handmade all the rest of it then it feels right to also do the trimming by hand?? and if that means it looks kinda shoddy then im gonna celebrate the fuck out of that because i did that myself!!! with my hands!!!! 🥺
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i should fly over to redacted city to bother brooke at work too tbh. solution to all my problems
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ooooh this is a useful tip, thanks — ive been meaning to look into chisels for trimming for a while but it's always lowkey scared me in a way that craft knives don't 😭 next time im in town ill have to pick one up!! (im v attached to trimming by hand generally, but id also love it to be less faffy ☠️)
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i fudge the shit out of my spine rounding coz i don't have the right sort of press to properly work the shoulders lmao 😭 but it does sorta works okay for things that are 250 ish pages and up? fast car, bgr and unauthorized biography all came out okay on the rounding!! (pictured: fast car)
photo showing an attempt at a curved spine on a hand bound book. (it's fast car by smallestchurch but you cant tell this from the photo)
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and tbh the last half centimetre of the block is always rough and wonky as shit because every wobble in the line you're cutting compounds as you go (because u end up using the cut edge as a guide not the ruler), but usually it's minimal enough to be fixed by a violent attack of sandpaper 🙏
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
craft knife and a ruler babe 😭 if the block is thicker than the length of the blade it's impossible to get a clean cut (bc the plastic sheath bit hits the top of the book) so u have to open the block up or go in at an angle, and it inevitably turns into a total dogshit mess ☠️
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s #OFMDkinktober day 8! Today’s prompts are: free use, fisting, and bestiality
Stede in episode 1 in his yellow battle jacket in his cabin, holding up both fists as though preparing to fight someone (badly). Text over the image reads "8th; Free use, fisting, bestiality".
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tragically not writing this but i am writing "knocking stede out with surprise sleeping pills and fucking him while he's unconscious" if that floats ur boat 🥰🥰 (it's like. consensual in the sense stede knows it'll happen at some point but not when exactly, and then obviously he's asleep. so)
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duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸 @duckistic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh no i sure hope nobody writes any dubcon somno about how stede can't get off when he's awake so ed has to fuck him in his sleep.....oh no......i sure hope there are no soft cocks or taboo involved.....please no.....i couldn't......
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I NEED TO FINISH MY DUBCON SOMNO FICCCCCC
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the giant margins give me a huge book boner ngl. my love for a big margin is curtailed by my hate for trimming text blocks that are over an inch thick 💔
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hiiiii famously my favourite day of the kinktober calendar ALREADYYYYY, so obviously i had to write something!! here is 3k of sweet oblivious stede canon era co-captains piss fic 🥰🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/93662366
hold on until dawn by anathxmadevice 

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He should have clocked, really, that this might become a problem, but… Well, Ed had seemed so genuinely excited by all the flavours of tea he had stashed away in his favourite caddy. What was he supposed to do? Not show off each little jar of leaves and their flecks of flowers or fruit rind or spices? Not let Ed lean in close to get a whiff of each one? Not offer him a cup or two to try? Not set up a little ad-hoc tasting session when Ed seemed so perilously overwhelmed by the options that he couldn’t make up his mind?

The problem, then, is actually two problems:

1) In order to give Ed the full experience, he chose not to limit his tea tasting selection to only the sleepytime ones, and now he’s wide awake and jittering out of his skin.
2) He really, really needs to urinate.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i want to eat it it looks so yummy
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🌈🏴‍☠️ McKy 🧄🥣 #RebuildingEra 💖🐊💖 @trbocrab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey all- if you're a regular somewhere, and you are happy with an employee of that establishment, express that to their manager or boss. People tend to only talk to higher ups when they have something negative to say. Spread the positivity with intention please 🙏 if for no other reason then for me
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 6: Collaring #gentlefiddle #ofmdnsfw
Profile view of Ned, from the shoulder up, facing left. His head is tipped back and his eyes are closed, and he's muzzled with a muzzle gag, strapped over his nose and up his forehead, around the top of his head, and around the back. He's collared with a posture collar. Stede’s left hand is just brushing his jaw.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
always
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
always nice to have a spare just in case!!!
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they should invent heads that don't ache
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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found some of my OFMD kinktober pictures and damn! Damn! I need to find the time again! These were fun
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
tealoranges 🥰
Olu  and Jim based on that one bts photo smiling and having a nice time teal and yellow colors :)

#ofmd #ofmdart
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOURE SO RIGHT TO SAY IT !!!!! 👏👏👏
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 6 of #OFMDKinktober, anyone? 👀 Prompts: Collaring, Temperature Play, Ritual Human Sacrifice
Still from OFMD 2x05, the crew of the Revenge is on the cursed ship looking at the large pentagram drawn in blood. Text reads: "6th. Collaring, Temperature Play, Ritual Human Sacrifice."
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh this is so gorgeous
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 5: Public/Semi-public what if they took Ned prisoner, tied him to the mast, and then Stede paid him a visit in the middle of the night... #gentlefiddle #ofmdnsfw
Comic page.
Top panel: Ned tied to the mast of the ship. It's night time, his eyes are closed.
Bottom left top panel: Closeup on Ned's eyes opening.
Bottom left bottom panel: Ned, from the shoulders up, smirking. Text reads "Well, well."
Bottom right panel: Stede, waist up, looking aggravated. Ned's dialogue continues, saying "I guess Blackbeard couldn't satisfy you?".Comic page.
Top panel left: Stede from the shoulders up, scowling. He says "We're taking it slow."
Top panel right: Ned from the shoulders up, looking smug. He says "Oh, I'm sure."
Middle panels are a set of three, closeup on Stede's right hand, first just resting at his side, then lifting, then reaching out. Text boxes at the top of the first panel and the bottom of the last panel say "but we both know-...-what you're here for."
Bottom panel: Closeup of Stede and Ned facing each other in profile, Stede on the left and Ned on the right. View is from shoulders to chin. Stede's hand is resting on Ned's chest, Ned is smirking. Ned says "Go on, then.".Stede is leaning into Ned, still tied to the mast. They are kissing, both their eyes closed, with Stede's right leg pressed between Ned's legs. Ned's pants are pulled down to his thighs, and Stede's right hand is on Ned's hip, keeping his top layers out of the way. Stede's left hand is gripping both their dicks.
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
objectophilia my beloved #OFMDKinktober
digital sketch of stede. he is kneeling and. fucking a high heel shoe. to put it lightly. hes shaking and blushing and drooling and his hair is falling into his face and hes just a mess really. 
(not visible but the toe is kicking him in the balls every time he moves and its important to me that you know that.)
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hnngngnggg he's a pervert i adore him
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