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Jared Off The Clock

@anactualwizard.bsky.social
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reader, writer, loves stories across mediums (it/its)

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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 19h
there are basically 3 ways to make games: 1) little side project you do while you make money doing your usual thing 2) spouse/partner/family supports you 3) team up with some like-minded people who wanna make this shit work
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22h
I one hundred percent approve of and endorse grave-robbing, armed robbery, arson, and beating dudes unconscious and then dragging them into the river to drown. ... Read my webcomic, plz blikada.com
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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PTX💀🖤🔪🔞 @pitoyatux.bsky.social · 21h
THE LEGEND OF SIR SILAS LIVES ON!
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 23h
That's why "take it seriously" is ironclad. If you took it seriously and someone lied to you? Great, you still did your due diligence. If your biggest fear is whether YOU get lied to or not, well, politely, consider that rape's generally a lot worse than being taken for a ride.
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 23h
as someone who has been on the receiving end of this kind of treatment multiple times, let me tell you: it's extremely fucked. The only appropriate reaction in any situations like this remains: Take It Seriously. There is no disadvantage to doing so.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS is an instrumental part of rape culture. This is the wider societal enabling of rape and smearing victims. This is what survivors often identify as the most traumatic part of the experience, and as a journalist who believes survivors I can say it’s one of the worst parts for me, too
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you order ace combat 8 in the next day or two, you will get ace combat 0 as a preorder bonus. YOU SHOULD. IT IS PHENOMENAL AS A GAME
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One hundred percent. Rats from a sinking ship. They see the pendulum swinging back and want to make sure they're not in the flight path. No mercy.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago in my old webcomic I had a character that was going to wind up a celeb bodyguard to the whore's union, not cuz he had an intimidating disposition, but cuz he was Black and 6' 10" and that was enough, as long as he didn't open his mouth and start talking about tokusatsu and pet chickens.
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PTX💀🖤🔪🔞 @pitoyatux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Artist! Quote with the artwork you cannot explain!
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It would be best not to use AI since they're stealing your work
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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Rabbit Day, everybunny! 🐰 We're bringing you TIM'ROUS BEASTIE for 30% off! As the spookier season approaches us, the struggles and frights of the small and tiny will have you rooting for the little guys! 😱 store.ironcircus.com/products/tim...
Lovers of Redwall or Watership Down, or just thrillers with animal protags in general with LOVE Tim'rous Beastie! This isn't for kids but youngsters that do get their hands on this volume will shape their taste for scares! Tim'rous Beastie is 30% off today for Rabbit Day! https://store.ironcircus.com/products/timrous-beastie
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is our most slept-on anthology. Featuring stories by Abby Howard (Slay the Princess), Evan Dahm (Rice Boy, 3rd Voice, Island Book, Vattu) and KC Green ("This is Fine" Dog, Greatures), it's one of my favorite things we've ever put out. You should get it.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 14/09/2026
now listen to me i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. epsode 2 is going to come out. you will sit there and watch how the bunny ears wobble to and fro. you will leave a comment saying 'the way bunliths ears flop around is really cute :)'
an incredibly deep fried render of bunlith blushing at the camera with a coy smile
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Ian @laughingcricket.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see this, post some cats
A little pencil sketch of a long haired cat laying on his back An oil painting of a calico cat sitting on the top of a tower glaring straight ahead A pencil drawing of a calico cat laying down in the corner of a couch A pencil drawing of a calico cat laying on a pillow
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Soltie @soltie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was just under your post
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while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space
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you can just say hole
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you don't understand anything
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
good afternoon
bi flag captioned a hole is a hole
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PTX💀🖤🔪🔞 @pitoyatux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quote with a kiss🖤
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is really funny that he wore a suit and bowtie to intermediate backgammon. Other dudes are in polos like normal dudes at intermediate backgammon Like Tommy what are you doing Tommy Why do you need this so bad, what did your parents do Were they ever proud of you Tommy is that it
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For Reasons, I wanted to see what Tommy Tallarico was up to and this is on his homepage and saw that he said is was the world champion of backgammon So naturally I look up the backgammon world champion for that year and of course his name isn't listed so I'm like "NOT AGAIN" WHY DOES HE DO THIS
TOMMY TALLARICO WINS DIVISION II BACKGAMMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
 

On August 4th, 2024, Video Games Live™ creator and 35 year video game industry veteran Tommy Tallarico won the Division II Backgammon World Championship in Monte Carlo, Monaco.  72 entries and some of the best players in the world competed for a chance to win the ultimate prize and be crowned World Champion.  Tommy went undefeated and dedicated the win to his father who had passed away and for which his backgammon journey and hopes of becoming a World Champion began. 2024	Sweden Johan Moazed	Japan Miho Macleod	Monte Carlo
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Confidence Woman @clowndepot.mariogolf.info · 26/09/2026
MONOPHOBE FM 4 IS PREMIERING RIGHT NOW!!!!! THIS IS LIKE!!!!!!! MOST OF MY INSTRUMENTALS!!! MOST OF MY BEATS!!!!!!! IF YOU LIKE MY MUSIC AND HOPE TO FIND ONE OF THE INSTRUMENTALS, THERES A 70% CHANCE IT'LL BE HERE!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBs2...
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MONOPHOBE VOL. 4 [FULL ALBUM]
YouTube video by Engine The Robot
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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hata_maluvanka @hatamaluvanka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not quite an entry, BUT!! Behold: #LichJuliorraDTIYS 🍁✨️ (They both have a bunch of eyes😶) #hunterxhunter #kurapika #украрт #ukrart #krita
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PTX💀🖤🔪🔞 @pitoyatux.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i love him
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PTX💀🖤🔪🔞 @pitoyatux.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So safe to say I love him and won't be elaborating further😌 #digitalart #spiderverse #ocsky
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PTX💀🖤🔪🔞 @pitoyatux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now that this has been delivered, I can show y'all the (redacted bc personal info) finished piece!!🖤
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
baseball is parryslop
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and no. silent hill is not a therapist. it is not a crucible. it has no intent to refine you. it is an actual monster that's trying to tear you apart don't confuse "what the narrative is doing" (a character goes through a trial and comes out changed) for "what the monster is trying to do"
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
james carville: "do NOT call republicans weird!" james carville: *loses kamala the election* james carville: "it's the leftists who did it" james carville: "you know who I think is better than me? my wife, a republican party strategist. mysteriously, they're better at messaging than we are"
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you’ve got a lot of money and absolutely hate your children, do I have the Christmas gift for you
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a big $6k bill to pay down so when you help me celebrate my birthday, you're helping me out massively with the medical costs of being disabled
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, we know. We been knew.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
...Feeling the urge to stream on Twitch again. store.steampowered.com/app/926140/C...
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CHANGE: A Homeless Survival Experience on Steam
CHANGE is an award nominated homeless survival experience set in a randomly created city with rogue-like elements. Explore, survive, earn perks, find items & kindness to develop your character &am...
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol where the fuck is this energy for Catholic hospitals that have literally denied people healthcare in the interested of forced pregnancies? Including for sexually assaulted children?
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sobbing at the cutoff text in the link
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Romolla @romolla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/yYerNnx4Pbc new video! this one is mostly to aid people who want to get back in the habit of reading stuff again, but struggle to do so. i wanna make more videos like this from now on, so pls support if you like it. much love ♥
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Getting Into Reading (Again)
YouTube video by 18thRomolla
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Jey Pawlik 🏳️‍⚧️ @jpawlik.com · 23/09/2026
If you want to see my old RSS comic find that here: bsky.app/profile/jpaw... Or the full talk I did on RSS for the @cartoonist.coop www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJpu... Want a written version? I got you: jpawlik.com/blog/09/26/1... #RSS
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RSS & You
YouTube video by Cartoonists United
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Jey Pawlik 🏳️‍⚧️ @jpawlik.com · 23/09/2026
Did you know you can use Comicfury to host your webcomic? Did you know it allows for per page view as well as infinite scroll? Learn more in the talk I did with @beefsen.bsky.social
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soleil ho @soleilho.com · 23/09/2026
continuing @coyotemedia.org's series of forever unpaywalled guides to life with this rundown of what to do with lots of fruit — whether that's lemons from your neighbor's tree or big bags you pulled out of a dumpster. plus, there's a fermented hot sauce recipe! www.coyotemedia.org/fermenting-f...
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First Aid Kit: Turning Not-So-Good Fruit Into Something Delicious
How to make fruit into ferments, jam, kimchi, and lots more.
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My birthday is Weds. I'll be celebrating it entirely alone cause I'm disabled. This is also the anniversary of some pretty significant trauma in my life, so I ain't doing too good. If you would be so kind as to share my article, and, if possible, tip to help me with medical debt, I'd be grateful.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RACCOIN: Coin Pusher Roguelike (Steam) is $8.15 on GMG XP Offer buff.ly/WDqeLCX #ad
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out.
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You had no idea Tendou had feelings for you, and you barely knew you had feelings for Tendou... but you're looking forward to finding out where the trail leads! 🌳🦝🌳Nature Hike, a short and sweet fully voice-acted visual novel— available on Steam & itch io!🌳🦝🌳 store.steampowered.com/app/5095310/...
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