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Amy Is Happy To Help

@amythe3lder.bsky.social
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're soft-closed this week (not seeing patients, just phones, emails, and paperwork for me) so I took the whole day off. After physical therapy, I went to my favorite café and actually sat down at a table like a real person. Now I'm going to Ikea to see some things in person. Is this self-care?
A middle-aged woman looks hopeful with a soy lavender cappuccino
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Plesiosaurs had the best manners of all the sauropsids, but thankudactyls came in a close second
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A frogge fren
A small green frog stuck to the outside of a high window, looking at the camera
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lately, I've been leaving messages for patients and had them pick up and start talking to me like it's the 90s. Feels like when you're going downstairs and you thought there was another step but then the stairs are actually an up-escalator covered in crisco and I've left my feet in my other shoes.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The left carpal tunnel incision looks rough, but I have been assured that it will right itself. Or left itself. Idk.
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Carpal Tunnel R will be closed for roadwork on Friday afternoon due to low bridge clearance disrupting the flow of traffic. Carpal Tunnel L will see similar deconstruction in the coming weeks, date tbd. No appreciable changes in commute times are expected. Tldr I'm getting lightly surgeried. 🖐️🚧
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Incident report: on Monday night, Tannin picked her stuffed bunny up off the kitchen floor and shook it so hard that her legs went out from under her
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why does water taste amazing and perfect but sparkling water tastes like fizzy socks?
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just read this blurb and I'm already feeling mildly defensive so I think I gotta read it
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do you ever consider whether the true power move is in hanging up first or in making the other person hit the button, or are you normal?
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こまちみゆた @comatimiyuta.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
軟着陸
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
sex work? yeah, I sure hope it does
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Olivia Dade @oliviawrites.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Between you and me? If you enter this contest, your odds are GOOD. Like, REALLY GOOD. (And you don't need to do the whole song! Just part of it!)
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I say "no problem" a lot but actually I have so many problems
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Please do this. Libraries are one of the few bastions of civil society left in America. Where knowledge is free to EVERYONE as it should be. Nothing is more punk rock than a librarian.
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It seems that the lumbar support on ergonomic chairs hits me too low because all the junk in my trunk raises me up several inches. I would like to lodge a formal complaint against my butt
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/05/2026
If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Every day at lunchtime Tannin: you gonn Finnish that? Me: I haven't done more than sip the broth yet Tannin: two slow I can halp Me: Do you even like chickpeas? Tannin: lettuce find outtttt
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Whether or not I will stay on the line to complete a brief survey after this call is concluded is in the distant and foggy future and I don't feel confident answering that question yet
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Me (being caught in bed with an optical illusion): it’s not what it looks like.
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Oof lol yep
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The neighbors have been having work done on their roof. My doghter has mostly ignored the workers, but bayed to alert me to the fact that there is... a foreign trash bag in their backyard. It's the same one she bayed about last night. I'm super informed.🤦🏻❤️🐶
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
You've heard of Moral Orel, now get ready for Methyl Ethyl
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The party don't start 'til I escape from my restraints
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
Things to do if you're stuck inside by inclement weather: - crochet - dust off your Ouija Board and summon a party demon - crochet two hats, one for you and one for your new best friend the party demon
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Seriously considering going to the other Taco Bell because I don't want the Taco Bells to know how often I eat them
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Dr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Our horse In the middle of our street Our horse It is cake he wants to eat
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I've only received one donation It's causing me some consternation I hope y'all are still down For it will make me frown To bring Pie home from vacation
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is very cool, but my brain read it like the Barenaked Ladies were singing it and that makes it feel even cooler
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221B Con 🐝 April 9-11, 2027 @221bcon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When you realize con is only a week away...!!!!
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I've left it late this year But I'm still making Pie, never fear So if you think You'd like a drink Feel free to toss money right here >>https://www.paypal.com/pool/9nVo85wNzK?sr=accr #221bCon #221bCon2026
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I just almost put ritz crackers in my coffee instead of my soup so that's how my Friday is going
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I'm not here to kinkshame anyone but some days it seems like the entire community of geologists are out here trying to date rocks
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
All of the books I had on hold on the Libby app came available at the same time and I
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a black and white photo of a woman wearing a chef 's hat and gloves .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a chef 's hat and gloves .
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I definitely could have done a better job editing the video, but listen: I have been so stressed out about this for months. It was a lot easier to be stressed out about this than anything else in the world, so I'm weirdly grateful for the distraction. But still. I can pause the music again.
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thank you, Android Auto 🥲
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I just received my 3rd jury summons. I'm not best pleased tbqmfh.
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
@ a pt (in my head): Please sign your emails. Please don't make me check every pt with your first name to see if your email address matches in an effort to figure out who you are. Emailing back "who dis" would be super unprofessional and I don't wanna. #PatienceForPatients
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reminder to do your laundry before the storm hits
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This hot new look brought to you by the fact that I'm old enough to need reading glasses while operating power tools, to know that glasses alone are not proper ppe, and to actually use the recommended protective gear.
A 40 year old woman wearing safety glasses over readers and looking fine as heck tbqmfh
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I R A @roira.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
there's always that one mutual that never really interacts directly with you but they will always like your stuff and you will communicate with each other through the silent like button but never really exchanged any words. i see you moot. i wish you well. smooch
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hey baby, are you data? Bc I can't wait to see you spread on my sheets 👉😎👉
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Sent via app.finchcare.com
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
@ophanimir.bsky.social
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Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Nah, I'm gonna stir decisively and pull an all-nighter and you ain't big enough to stop me
Microwave dinner instructions saying "gently stir and re-cover"
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
“Muppet Dracula with Deadly as Dracula” do u hear yourself. That’s a Gonzo role. The chickens are the brides. Get your head in the game.
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