Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We're soft-closed this week (not seeing patients, just phones, emails, and paperwork for me) so I took the whole day off. After physical therapy, I went to my favorite café and actually sat down at a table like a real person. Now I'm going to Ikea to see some things in person. Is this self-care? 270
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Plesiosaurs had the best manners of all the sauropsids, but thankudactyls came in a close second 010
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Lately, I've been leaving messages for patients and had them pick up and start talking to me like it's the 90s. Feels like when you're going downstairs and you thought there was another step but then the stairs are actually an up-escalator covered in crisco and I've left my feet in my other shoes. 010
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To Helpmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms 124664999
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The left carpal tunnel incision looks rough, but I have been assured that it will right itself. Or left itself. Idk. 030
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Carpal Tunnel R will be closed for roadwork on Friday afternoon due to low bridge clearance disrupting the flow of traffic. Carpal Tunnel L will see similar deconstruction in the coming weeks, date tbd. No appreciable changes in commute times are expected. Tldr I'm getting lightly surgeried. 🖐️🚧 040
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Incident report: on Monday night, Tannin picked her stuffed bunny up off the kitchen floor and shook it so hard that her legs went out from under her 060
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why does water taste amazing and perfect but sparkling water tastes like fizzy socks? 140
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I just read this blurb and I'm already feeling mildly defensive so I think I gotta read it 120
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Do you ever consider whether the true power move is in hanging up first or in making the other person hit the button, or are you normal? 000
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To Help🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 24/05/2026sex work? yeah, I sure hope it does 4434111
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpOlivia Dade @oliviawrites.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Between you and me? If you enter this contest, your odds are GOOD. Like, REALLY GOOD. (And you don't need to do the whole song! Just part of it!) 13215
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I say "no problem" a lot but actually I have so many problems 051
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpGleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Please do this. Libraries are one of the few bastions of civil society left in America. Where knowledge is free to EVERYONE as it should be. Nothing is more punk rock than a librarian. 415575
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 18/05/2026It seems that the lumbar support on ergonomic chairs hits me too low because all the junk in my trunk raises me up several inches. I would like to lodge a formal complaint against my butt 020
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/05/2026If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com. 7941021108
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Every day at lunchtime Tannin: you gonn Finnish that? Me: I haven't done more than sip the broth yet Tannin: two slow I can halp Me: Do you even like chickpeas? Tannin: lettuce find outtttt 251
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Whether or not I will stay on the line to complete a brief survey after this call is concluded is in the distant and foggy future and I don't feel confident answering that question yet 050
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Me (being caught in bed with an optical illusion): it’s not what it looks like. 1618146
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The neighbors have been having work done on their roof. My doghter has mostly ignored the workers, but bayed to alert me to the fact that there is... a foreign trash bag in their backyard. It's the same one she bayed about last night. I'm super informed.🤦🏻❤️🐶 000
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026You've heard of Moral Orel, now get ready for Methyl Ethyl 010
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The party don't start 'til I escape from my restraints 020
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19/01/2024Things to do if you're stuck inside by inclement weather: - crochet - dust off your Ouija Board and summon a party demon - crochet two hats, one for you and one for your new best friend the party demon 317254
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Seriously considering going to the other Taco Bell because I don't want the Taco Bells to know how often I eat them 360
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpDr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA 344362907568
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Our horse In the middle of our street Our horse It is cake he wants to eat 1862965
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I've only received one donation It's causing me some consternation I hope y'all are still down For it will make me frown To bring Pie home from vacation 221
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This is very cool, but my brain read it like the Barenaked Ladies were singing it and that makes it feel even cooler 010
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To Help221B Con 🐝 April 9-11, 2027 @221bcon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026When you realize con is only a week away...!!!! 0104
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I've left it late this year But I'm still making Pie, never fear So if you think You'd like a drink Feel free to toss money right here >>https://www.paypal.com/pool/9nVo85wNzK?sr=accr #221bCon #221bCon2026 132
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I just almost put ritz crackers in my coffee instead of my soup so that's how my Friday is going 050
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I'm not here to kinkshame anyone but some days it seems like the entire community of geologists are out here trying to date rocks 040
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To Helpceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it 6847751088
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 11/03/2026All of the books I had on hold on the Libby app came available at the same time and Imedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a woman wearing a chef 's hat and gloves .ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a chef 's hat and gloves . 000
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I definitely could have done a better job editing the video, but listen: I have been so stressed out about this for months. It was a lot easier to be stressed out about this than anything else in the world, so I'm weirdly grateful for the distraction. But still. I can pause the music again. 020
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I just received my 3rd jury summons. I'm not best pleased tbqmfh. 110
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 29/01/2026@ a pt (in my head): Please sign your emails. Please don't make me check every pt with your first name to see if your email address matches in an effort to figure out who you are. Emailing back "who dis" would be super unprofessional and I don't wanna. #PatienceForPatients 000
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Reminder to do your laundry before the storm hits 030
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 10/01/2026This hot new look brought to you by the fact that I'm old enough to need reading glasses while operating power tools, to know that glasses alone are not proper ppe, and to actually use the recommended protective gear. 170
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpI R A @roira.bsky.social · 07/01/2026there's always that one mutual that never really interacts directly with you but they will always like your stuff and you will communicate with each other through the silent like button but never really exchanged any words. i see you moot. i wish you well. smooch 427751296
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Hey baby, are you data? Bc I can't wait to see you spread on my sheets 👉😎👉 051
Amy Is Happy To Help @amythe3lder.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Nah, I'm gonna stir decisively and pull an all-nighter and you ain't big enough to stop me 110
Reposted by Amy Is Happy To HelpAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 16/12/2025“Muppet Dracula with Deadly as Dracula” do u hear yourself. That’s a Gonzo role. The chickens are the brides. Get your head in the game. 1330457