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amylynnrj

@amylynnrj.bsky.social
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Giant emotional marshmallow. Nerd. Animal lover. Rower. Midwestern expat in the SF Bay area. She/her/hers

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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 2h
get equipped with nap party
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 3h
Science Olympiad AND Math Team AND Academic Challenge AND Yearbook. 100% nerd alert.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 5h
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Scientist: That’s the non-coding portion of my CV - we’re not yet sure what all of it does, but we keep discovering new reasons that it’s there.
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Game designer: experimented with lose a turn mechanics
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 7h
Someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 6h
There is something about counting rhythms rather than singing words that absolutely breaks my brain, and a non-zero part of it appears to be my director's insistence on saying "tee" instead of three
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h
him: send me a sexy selfie me:
bugthebrusselsgriffon on ig Model, Actor, Sports commentator
Adventures of a multi talented Brussels Griffon
bugthebrusselsgriffon@gmail.com
@ www.sparkpaws.com/BUG10

brown brussels griffon dog wearing an orange shirt and denim overalls posing with a pumpkin 🎃
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 11h
"That was overly robust" god I love British football commentary
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 16h
I guess technically 20 minutes past 6 counts
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 16h
Oct 11th - Eleven-year-old twin sisters, Hallie Parker and Annie James (both played by Lindsay Lohan) were born, before being separated by their divorcing parents. 📽️📅 The Parent Trap (1998)
2 Screenshots from the movie "The Parent Trap" (1998): First, a young girl with red hair and a headband looks over her shoulder, seated in a wooden cabin with a window in the background. Subtitles read, "How old are you? - I'll be 12 on October 11." Second, another frame shows a similar-looking girl with her hair down, expressing surprise in the same cabin setting. Subtitles read, "So will I. - Your birthday's on October 11?"
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16h
🧵🧵🧵 I was going to write a simple sentence about the madness of the moment, but I got distracted by the U.S. president’s complaint that he was screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize after bombing multiple countries, and then he bolstered his case with a plan to execute a guy in a wheelchair and ...
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Laura Seay @texasinafrica.bsky.social · 16h
Spent this past week in Mississippi. Of all the college mascots, Delta State University's Fighting Okra is the greatest mascot.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What, mine eyes doth see? The Tragedy of Macbeth with Denzel Washington, Francis McDormand & Brendan Gleeson, directed by Joel Coen as if by Welles possessed, one foot in film, one theater. Silhouettes galore. No mannered elocution. Treachery in blood. Shakespeare for the people.
Black-and-white image from Macbeth (2021). 3 characters arranged from middleground to background type together, black walls and shadows in foreground, creating frames within frames, diagonal light shafts as geometric visual accents.A grid of eight images from the 2021 Macbeth, emphasizing silhouettes, frames within frames, extremes of black-and-whiteThe three witches from the 2021 film of Macbeth seen in shadow in middle distance, long robes. Missed galore.A leafless tree, a ruined cottage, in a bowl shaped crater. A road leads toward it from the foreground, but diverges into two directions. Forced perspective mountain backdrops, fog rolling down  embankments.
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Taking the dog out late in the hopes that he'll sleep past 6
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gandalf to every smartass who has questions about the fastest way to Mt doom www.bleedinggreennation.com/post/g0IMjLq...
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The Eagles are a Mess | Bleeding Green Nation
The Eagles are one-sixth through their season so far. There is still a good deal of football to play, and that is good news for the glass half full people because right now this team looks like it nee...
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching Bullitt for the first time and it's wild to be 45 minutes in and the protagonist cop hasn't violated anyone's civil rights
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to see this entire performance youtu.be/ncYOVGrbHwo?...
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The Swedish Chef - Rapper's Delight (The Muppets scene)
YouTube video by Shiny Like
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“But Toad,” said Frog, “I will be lonely until then.”
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Christ these betting app commercials are depressing
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Premier League is back!!
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DOUBLE on the Bay Bridge? Jfc
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I suppose the drawback of practicing choir music first thing in the morning is that I sound like a 2 pack a day smoker for the first 15 minutes
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hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s worth clarifying what’s wrong with this trial. Guinea-Bissau does not presently vaccinate newborns for HepB, so this study does not withhold a vaccine they would otherwise have gotten, or expose infants to a disease they would otherwise have been protected against.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[P] My man looks like he's about to choose the wrong Grail.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 10/10/2026
On Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim’s 'Barbarella,' released on this day in 1968: buff.ly/eef2tSj
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Classic Corner: Barbarella — Crooked Marquee
It’s a grinning, gleeful performance, in which both actor and character convey the thrill of being a good girl who enjoys being bad.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is theonion.com/cold-distant-boyfriend…
Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know what I'm going to say: do not watch video of someone being killed for any reason if you don't absolutely have to, and if you do *genuinely* have to, ie for reporting, use every psychological mitigation technique possible: synecdochic.dreamwidth.org/803314.html
synecdochic.dreamwidth.org
Captcha Check
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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You Can See Everything
Alt: You Can See Everything why would I lie to you face
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They tried baking you a cake.
Two orange cats rolling in a pile of dropped flour on a wood floor.
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would like someone to bring me some pumpkin bread. Or pie. Or both.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

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Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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Lacy Baugher Milas @lacymb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, the first thing I did when I opened the box of Oasis goodies that showed up at my door was try to balance the tambourine on my head, Liam Gallagher-style. 🩵
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Slow Horses continues to be great
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love my garlic press but I would love it even more if it weren't a pain in the ass to clean
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Dog Aging Project @dogagingproject.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"In this study, we used dogs as a model to test the association between life expectancy and biological aging. We found that size and sex influence the aging methylome and identified the epigenetic architecture..." 📑Read the full publication here: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Dog Aging Project publication graphic: Epigenetic aging and transposon dysregulation reflect size-related lifespan compression in dogs by Blaise L. Mariner et al. Published: October 8, 2026, and DOI: 10.1126/science.aeb2986, with an image of Figure 1, an infographic titled “Dog Aging Project” showing how epigenetic clocks predict age and mortality, with diagrams about survival vs. time, demographics affecting aging (size, sex), and gene methylation changes (promoters, LINE elements) across dog breeds
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word? My goal for the day is one new sale. Here's a lovely pic of some of the Jeremy Creatures currently available at my shop. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely pic of some of my hand-sewn, fabric art Jeremy Creatures. The ground is green fur and the background is a beautiful galaxy print fabric. One creature is a gray rock with two different sizes black eyes and a little frown. There's a tall ghost with about 35 black eyes of different sizes and a wide mouth full of sharp teeth. There's another spirit with many eyes, twirly head wisps, and an open mouth with sharp teeth. There's also a ghost with a tiny face, with two different sized eyes and a little frown. There's a black ghost with a gray moon face, their body covered with hand-embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a frowny white ghost featuring embroidered red flowers. There's a super tiny frowny white ghost, and a super tiny black ghost with four eyes and embroidered stars.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
get equipped with truant coolness
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
one of our local card game shops has signs outside the bathroom identifying them for use by cis, trans, whatever just DON'T PISS ON THE SEAT and thats the only thing anyone that isnt a genital obsessed right wing weirdo cares about in public bathrooms
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OH NO
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was a lovely arrangement to perform! youtu.be/Y4b-Oktl3Q4?...
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The Times They Are A Changin - Cantare Chorale and Aurora Youth Choir
YouTube video by Cantare
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/10/2026
How do I get a job chaperoning orphaned kittens on a field trip to the aquarium
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Orphaned kittens meet sharks and stingrays on an aquarium field trip at the Mall of America
Rescue kittens with names like Turkey Leg and Mouth Trap got to explore the aquarium at the Mall of America in Minnesota, watching in awe as fish soared by just out of reach.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have a work picnic tomorrow where it is going to be a zillion degrees outdoors and I am so grateful to be able to wear a skirt and tank top to work
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time I see how the GOP is trying to make voting a trial, I appreciate California notifies you via text and email when your ballot is on the way, has convenient drop boxes, and follows up to confirm they received the ballot with lightning speed.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
threatening aura on this one imo
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another user request complete - the Bob's Burgers Font & Logo Generator is live now! pixelframe.design/bobs-burgers...
pixelframe.design
Bob's Burgers Logo Font Generator - Make Your Own Custom Sign
Make your own Bob's Burgers sign. Type any text into this logo and font generator to get the red lettering, yellow board and red frame, then download the image.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Pros And Cons Of Using Peptides theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using…
Something interesting to talk about on next Hinge date
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amylynnrj @amylynnrj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lake Placid, a giant croc movie with Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Brendan Gleason, Oliver Platt, and BETTY WHITE, is now on Netflix!!!!!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
... is Kash trying to hire him?
TMZ
@TMZ
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors.
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