Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesHannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Millennial parents are too much fun. Our kids are constantly at festivals and giant indoor playgroups and children's museums. Their average weekend would have been the highlight of previous generations' whole year. We need to lower the bar. This is not a sustainable lifestyle 5902
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My dad in his prime was a wild man, his hand was against every man and every man’s hand was against him. Prime vs prime I don’t like my chances. 020
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesJake @jakeall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Imagine concelebrating mass with your bud and grabbing a beer afterward, and he says "alright, I'm older so I'll become pope first, and then you can be pope after me" 05513
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026prayed a rosary, much better than “being informed” 020
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026First interview with JPM. Said I would underweight the mag 7, just to see if I could defend the position. Did it work? Does it matter? Watch this space to find out 050
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026read the news would have been better off praying a rosary 030
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Remember: It's just one day, and anyone can do one day. Tomorrow you can worry about tomorrow. 170
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Very proud and happy to announce my 1700th day of sobriety. 7200
Reposted by Hammer House of Pancakes412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026the quants and the wonks and the scientismists all make the same fatal error: presenting something optimistic on a societal level despite the fact that on a personal level, I have depression 313016
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Young men, visions are on tap Old men, getcha selves ready for dreams And if you’re looking for a vision but dream dreams instead, I’m sorry 130
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Not gonna lie fam, being utterly ignorant of current events has been crucial for my well being. I trust in you all to do the worrying as necessary. live and kisses, Ample Vigour 0160
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/07/20268 days out from a big celebration (at least big to me). Watch this space 1170
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesHammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 07/01/2026 061
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy 4th of July, you filthy animals 060
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Time for the most American dish: frybread! 040
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 02/07/2026static.klipy.comMike Tyson Boxing MatchALT: Mike Tyson Boxing Match 041
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The sadness imo is in their obstinate bad faith arguments. It's not sad that the Vatican won't meet with them, it's sad that they won't change from the idols they hold more tightly than the Catholic faith 1151
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesAnne M. Carpenter @catholickungfu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Man. I grew up a trad. My undergrad institution protected a rapist priest. For spiritual-financial reasons. I’m out sympathy right now. I’m all for education, yeah no hate, but there are more Black Catholics OR queer Catholics than SSPX members so it’s tough to tell me who’s not powerful here. 3886
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesHammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 31/08/2025wolf meme reading I MAKE DINNER FOR MY ADULT CHILDREN 1102
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the main questions i have about raising my daughter now are whether she should learn judo or wrestling, and whether she should carry a 9mm or a .40S&W 270
Reposted by Hammer House of Pancakesthefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Every image of ICE trying to look tough looks like the dukakis in tank version of starship troopers 041
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 29/05/2026even the leading voice in New Hater Thought is vulnerable to regional chauvinism contemplate this on the tree of woe 060
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/05/2026“We invented a literal miracle drug that treats diabetes, addiction, compulsive behaviors, reduces early death by every measurable cause and yeah it makes you less fat. The Bravest Mind of Our Era: this is body fascism, which a real thing that exists (unlike health complications from obesity) 150
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You heard the man, put ‘em in the water supply. 050
Reposted by Hammer House of Pancakesthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The Holy Spirit is moving in this world! 111
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@themountaingoats.bsky.social I wanted to thank you all for the Woodstock show last weekend. I am not exaggerating when I say I felt the Holy Spirit in that room. All the best. 160
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 16/05/2026life is not easy but life is not bad 150
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/05/2026My consulting shop is LI official now. Pray for Mojo 030
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Sitting in church with my son and talking like an idea of myself “See this?” I make a fist. “That’s the weapon God gave us. It’s always there, just like Him. And when do we use it?” “To protect ourselves.” “Yes.” 000
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 11/05/2026“I’ve been griefed by professionals,” I said, “I’ve been griefed by FYADs.” “What’s a FYAD?” A question I was totally unprepared to hear 010
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 09/05/2026hail mary, full of grace punch the devil in the face 040
Reposted by Hammer House of Pancakesthe abbot of unreason (a returned archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 09/05/2026lisan al(exandria) ghaib 835349
Reposted by Hammer House of Pancakesprop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026reading up on effective altruism. i think dr yakub was a real person 151
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesNarci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/05/2026My daughter described ska as "music from an orchestra that has no idea what they're doing" and I immediately thought of @nofuneral.bsky.social. 262
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Instantly disregarding all Devil Wears Prada jokes from anyone who has not turned investment memo drafts on Friday night before Monday IC. 020
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesNarci @narcii.bsky.social · 14/04/2026"Babe you look engrossed in thought, what's up?" "I'm thinking about a medicine called Pain-Quil that has a hammer on the bottle." 051
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesNarci @narcii.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Come and color the ₵ØⱫɎ ØⱤ₱Ⱨ₳₦₳₲Ɇ 242
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/05/2026“Sharif, is there not one thing in your life that is worth losing everything for?” 110
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I don’t want to watch any of these movies, therefore 1. The Wind and the Lion 2. The Wind and the Lion 3. The Wind and the Lion 010
Reposted by Hammer House of PancakesDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi. 122062
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Xer: Yeah I’m a NERD and I have SEX, put that in the earholes of your face!!! And guess what bicth? I like VIDEO GAMES 020
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 28/04/2026And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean. And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed. 010
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Back in college I had a favorite thai restaurant, a favorite table, and the youngest waitress there took my order every time She asked me to pose for pictures with her. She bought me a Christmas present. She asked me to call her by her nickname The most polite and customer-focused waitress ever 070
Reposted by Hammer House of Pancakesprop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 21/04/2026gen xers being treated as minor children 2253
Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Don't wanna jinx it but I might be going back to PE. Pray for Mojo 040