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Hammer House of Pancakes

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Christian. Dad. Deal guy. “Diverse manager.”

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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial parents are too much fun. Our kids are constantly at festivals and giant indoor playgroups and children's museums. Their average weekend would have been the highlight of previous generations' whole year. We need to lower the bar. This is not a sustainable lifestyle
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dad in his prime was a wild man, his hand was against every man and every man’s hand was against him. Prime vs prime I don’t like my chances.
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine concelebrating mass with your bud and grabbing a beer afterward, and he says "alright, I'm older so I'll become pope first, and then you can be pope after me"
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
prayed a rosary, much better than “being informed”
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First interview with JPM. Said I would underweight the mag 7, just to see if I could defend the position. Did it work? Does it matter? Watch this space to find out
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
read the news would have been better off praying a rosary
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Remember: It's just one day, and anyone can do one day. Tomorrow you can worry about tomorrow.
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Very proud and happy to announce my 1700th day of sobriety.
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the quants and the wonks and the scientismists all make the same fatal error: presenting something optimistic on a societal level despite the fact that on a personal level, I have depression
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Young men, visions are on tap Old men, getcha selves ready for dreams And if you’re looking for a vision but dream dreams instead, I’m sorry
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not gonna lie fam, being utterly ignorant of current events has been crucial for my well being. I trust in you all to do the worrying as necessary. live and kisses, Ample Vigour
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
8 days out from a big celebration (at least big to me). Watch this space
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July, you filthy animals
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Time for the most American dish: frybread!
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Mike Tyson Boxing Match
ALT: Mike Tyson Boxing Match
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The sadness imo is in their obstinate bad faith arguments. It's not sad that the Vatican won't meet with them, it's sad that they won't change from the idols they hold more tightly than the Catholic faith
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Anne M. Carpenter @catholickungfu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Man. I grew up a trad. My undergrad institution protected a rapist priest. For spiritual-financial reasons. I’m out sympathy right now. I’m all for education, yeah no hate, but there are more Black Catholics OR queer Catholics than SSPX members so it’s tough to tell me who’s not powerful here.
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
wolf meme reading I MAKE DINNER FOR MY ADULT CHILDREN
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the main questions i have about raising my daughter now are whether she should learn judo or wrestling, and whether she should carry a 9mm or a .40S&W
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thefbm @fanboymaster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every image of ICE trying to look tough looks like the dukakis in tank version of starship troopers
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
even the leading voice in New Hater Thought is vulnerable to regional chauvinism contemplate this on the tree of woe
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“We invented a literal miracle drug that treats diabetes, addiction, compulsive behaviors, reduces early death by every measurable cause and yeah it makes you less fat. The Bravest Mind of Our Era: this is body fascism, which a real thing that exists (unlike health complications from obesity)
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You heard the man, put ‘em in the water supply.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Holy Spirit is moving in this world!
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I wanted to thank you all for the Woodstock show last weekend. I am not exaggerating when I say I felt the Holy Spirit in that room. All the best.
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
life is not easy but life is not bad
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My consulting shop is LI official now. Pray for Mojo
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sitting in church with my son and talking like an idea of myself “See this?” I make a fist. “That’s the weapon God gave us. It’s always there, just like Him. And when do we use it?” “To protect ourselves.” “Yes.”
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“I’ve been griefed by professionals,” I said, “I’ve been griefed by FYADs.” “What’s a FYAD?” A question I was totally unprepared to hear
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
hail mary, full of grace punch the devil in the face
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the abbot of unreason (a returned archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
lisan al(exandria) ghaib
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
reading up on effective altruism. i think dr yakub was a real person
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My daughter described ska as "music from an orchestra that has no idea what they're doing" and I immediately thought of @nofuneral.bsky.social.
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Instantly disregarding all Devil Wears Prada jokes from anyone who has not turned investment memo drafts on Friday night before Monday IC.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Babe you look engrossed in thought, what's up?" "I'm thinking about a medicine called Pain-Quil that has a hammer on the bottle."
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Come and color the ₵ØⱫɎ ØⱤ₱Ⱨ₳₦₳₲Ɇ
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“Sharif, is there not one thing in your life that is worth losing everything for?”
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I don’t want to watch any of these movies, therefore 1. The Wind and the Lion 2. The Wind and the Lion 3. The Wind and the Lion
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Xer: Yeah I’m a NERD and I have SEX, put that in the earholes of your face!!! And guess what bicth? I like VIDEO GAMES
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean. And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed.
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Back in college I had a favorite thai restaurant, a favorite table, and the youngest waitress there took my order every time She asked me to pose for pictures with her. She bought me a Christmas present. She asked me to call her by her nickname The most polite and customer-focused waitress ever
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I went to business school
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
gen xers being treated as minor children
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Don't wanna jinx it but I might be going back to PE. Pray for Mojo
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
NEW YORT
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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is risen.
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