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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Appetite thought of a joke five years ago and won’t stop working it into conversations

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sending my son to SEAL Team ONE’s Monster Mash in a futile attempt to get him gentled out before bed

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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Millennial parents are too much fun. Our kids are constantly at festivals and giant indoor playgroups and children's museums. Their average weekend would have been the highlight of previous generations' whole year. We need to lower the bar. This is not a sustainable lifestyle

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dad in his prime was a wild man, his hand was against every man and every man’s hand was against him. Prime vs prime I don’t like my chances.

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

porp, peop, prop My heart can’t take it

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[under my breath] Before everyone started calling it "vocal stimming" we used to just call it that one scene from monty python and the holy grail

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Imagine concelebrating mass with your bud and grabbing a beer afterward, and he says "alright, I'm older so I'll become pope first, and then you can be pope after me"

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It’s not a website, it’s mortification of the flesh made manifest Amazing

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

we don’t even read secondary texts anymore. “Walden” and any discussion thereof has been replaced by someone doing one phrase per line posts about how HDT’s mom did his laundry or whatnot

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

prayed a rosary, much better than “being informed”

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I was a broken shut in and pathologically unpleasant to people. Really kept me out of trouble

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

First interview with JPM. Said I would underweight the mag 7, just to see if I could defend the position. Did it work? Does it matter? Watch this space to find out

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

read the news would have been better off praying a rosary

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

when i think hard about the symmetry between jonah in the storm and peter in the storm i can feel time rippling around me

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

gonna burn the sex perversions right out of those limeys

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

financial engineering! a man of culture

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

the main character is an accountant from a religious sect that literally worships the truth

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

introduced my kids to dopesmoker and my wife was profoundly unamused when they loudly demanded she play it later that day

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i’m writing a novel but one of the characters is an elf with big boobs and a machine gun

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“These rural he-men who dwell only in my masturbatory fantasies sing my political praises while sending my wife to the heights of ecstacy”

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

go back to sharing my thoughts the old fashioned way, while circling the wal-mart automotive dept at 1:30am

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Appreciate it, Z. It makes me feel more like myself. You get what I mean

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I wish Neil was here, and sober, and talking shit to me rn

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I'll get my five year in a few months, don't you worry about that Thanks!

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Remember: It's just one day, and anyone can do one day. Tomorrow you can worry about tomorrow.

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Very proud and happy to announce my 1700th day of sobriety.

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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

the quants and the wonks and the scientismists all make the same fatal error: presenting something optimistic on a societal level despite the fact that on a personal level, I have depression

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Young men, visions are on tap Old men, getcha selves ready for dreams And if you’re looking for a vision but dream dreams instead, I’m sorry

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

was there a weird christian twitter that went beyond ivy/nescac students riding the pre-trump wave? i suppose we are all too old to care now

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Not gonna lie fam, being utterly ignorant of current events has been crucial for my well being. I trust in you all to do the worrying as necessary. live and kisses, Ample Vigour

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

8 days out from a big celebration (at least big to me). Watch this space

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

all posts lack buddha-nature, meaning the poster's demand that posting refresh their buddha-nature must necessarily fail, triggering endless rounds of ever more desperate Posts

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Time for the most American dish: frybread!

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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The sadness imo is in their obstinate bad faith arguments. It's not sad that the Vatican won't meet with them, it's sad that they won't change from the idols they hold more tightly than the Catholic faith

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Anne M. Carpenter @catholickungfu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Man. I grew up a trad. My undergrad institution protected a rapist priest. For spiritual-financial reasons. I’m out sympathy right now. I’m all for education, yeah no hate, but there are more Black Catholics OR queer Catholics than SSPX members so it’s tough to tell me who’s not powerful here.

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

but have you considered that standards are hard????

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

wolf meme reading I MAKE DINNER FOR MY ADULT CHILDREN

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Hammer House of Pancakes @amplevigour.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

tenryu’s man boobs have a better ring career than most

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