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Narci

@narcii.bsky.social
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Parenting, intrusive thoughts, jokes, approximate knowledge of at least a few things. Was 4fite.

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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15h
Work is going to be especially busy for the next month and looking at that daunting prospect makes me want to do today's projects less. Keeping track of all this stuff is tiring and I'm worrying in advance about dropping the ball or burning out.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm like the only person on Bluesky who both knows the song "Choosin Texas" and also thinks it's kinda cute.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone in NYC wanna see a concert on the 10th and then let me sleep on their couch? 😭
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being a responsible adult has gotten in the way of me seeing my fav band AND I can't sell the tickets. Doubly feels bad man.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kid created a character named Nefarious Butts. I'm in awe.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of my goals at work is to remove "just" from all my emails. It's so hard! I just wanna put it in everywhere. Part of an effort to just be more direct without sacrificing kindness.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Update: I'm at urgent care and can't move it or hold any weight. What, and I ask sincerely, the fuck.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tripped this morning and sprained my ankle mildly. It was fine all day. Except now, 9 hours later, it's fucking killing me and I can't walk on it? Uncool, body.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My six year old trying to explain the deep lore of the Hamster Dance to me.
A serious looking CGI lion says "do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written."
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thanks to the annoyingly chatty old lady at the dealership who got the salesperson to hook her and me up with free paint repairs. Being an extrovert is like a super power.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw a chestnut tree just chilling in the local park this week, a good 15 feet tall, too. That was a delight!
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kid asked how old our mixer is. I did the math, it's 9 years old. No, that can't be right, I got it before I started dating @amplevigour.bsky.social. But I know 2007 and 2026 are nine years apart. How strange.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The kids keep playing a game where they are "horrors". Except it's them yelling things like ""We buy this stuff at whore galore they only sell stuff for whores" and "TUG ME OFF WHORE". It's pretty hard to say "horrors".
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Wow mommy this has omg of protein." 0 mg, buddy.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
45 minutes into a "15 minute weekday recipe", I finally turn on the stove.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I killed a fly with my bare hands and threw it out and my son says, "high flyer, in the trash, have fun getting smash, smash, smashed." Perhaps he has a future in poetry.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Unironically love guys doing professional business out of an AOL email address. It's always guys in my industry.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Raw doggin' in (*eating cold ballpark franks straight from the fridge for breakfast)
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The free food and coffee part of working in an office is definitely one of the perks.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
All I wanted to do today was read my book and I've lost my kindle somewhere in the house. Upsetting.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Newsweek not the only one to discover bisexuality in the mid-1990s.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My car won't stop texting me that it's thirsty.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gotta say it seems unfair that my hobby has palettes and my job has pallets and I never spell either correctly on the first try.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah. I see the blood red ominous signs and portents are back on this summer.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My work computer keeps chiming like I have a new notification and I cannot figure out why and it is driving me batty.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"DON'T CALL ME MISTER NIPPLES!", he yells. It's gonna be a long summer break.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo! Cabo!
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My husband described Low as a song about "a woman in old fashioned sneakers" and I am so offended.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cabo Verde v Saudi Arabia tonight and I'm ready! Not to like, actually watch soccer. But to enthusiastically reload the scores for a while.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Today I watched five minutes of the World Cup, learned what continent Cabo Verde is on, and then became a Cabo Verde diehard.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I want to watch Donald trump lose a war against a mushroom.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The kids keep playing a game where they are "horrors". Except it's them yelling things like ""We buy this stuff at whore galore they only sell stuff for whores" and "TUG ME OFF WHORE". It's pretty hard to say "horrors".
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
In a meeting where someone is updating a spreadsheet with assignments to various people. He's using last names for the men and first names for the women. It's meaningless and yet it's always like this.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Woah. I think this is the first office chair I've ever had that fits me properly. Is this what men feel like all the time??
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What's the biggest lie you ever told in a job interview? Mine was definitely insinuating that I really liked and felt very confident making work calls.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Thinking this was a coincidence I asked my 6 year old who that guy is. "he's the first person in the US to successfully hijack a plane without being caught". Yeah um ok that's right why is he sucking your sister's foot??
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My kids are scream playing something where "DB Cooper needs to suck my toe or DB Cooper is evil!!!" What on earth, guys.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
New hat, who dis?
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich!
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My daughter received two identical plastic fish at Pride and named them Gail and Fish 2. I'm sorry, that is hilarious.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Tfw the vyvanse and the coffee finally hit on a yawning kind of morning.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's taken me two weeks to realize the bubbly little noise Teams makes is an incoming call. It doesn't even have "telephone sound" as a potential call notification? This is my Waterloo.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Six year old, playing in a creek: "this reminds me of childhood!"
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
DA POPE doing it again. You love to see it.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"My sister dragged me into the bedroom and forced me to look at her butt! She called it the Booty 9000!" "Did that actually happen?" "No 😞"
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cannot make myself remember it's Power BEE EYE and not Power Bi. We need more Microsoft products sitting weird in denim jackets.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
3D printer street vendor's plastic garbage 👉👈 my children's allowance
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Today I received a 3 act play about a seal that goes to outer space, 10 drawings, a diorama of a frog, a small (2 inch) clay bench, a homemade "squishy turtle shell" and a great deal of markers. Life is not easy but life is good.
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