Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15hWork is going to be especially busy for the next month and looking at that daunting prospect makes me want to do today's projects less. Keeping track of all this stuff is tiring and I'm worrying in advance about dropping the ball or burning out. 020
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm like the only person on Bluesky who both knows the song "Choosin Texas" and also thinks it's kinda cute. 010
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyone in NYC wanna see a concert on the 10th and then let me sleep on their couch? 😭 000
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being a responsible adult has gotten in the way of me seeing my fav band AND I can't sell the tickets. Doubly feels bad man. 110
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One of my goals at work is to remove "just" from all my emails. It's so hard! I just wanna put it in everywhere. Part of an effort to just be more direct without sacrificing kindness. 260
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Update: I'm at urgent care and can't move it or hold any weight. What, and I ask sincerely, the fuck. 150
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Tripped this morning and sprained my ankle mildly. It was fine all day. Except now, 9 hours later, it's fucking killing me and I can't walk on it? Uncool, body. 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My six year old trying to explain the deep lore of the Hamster Dance to me. 270
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Thanks to the annoyingly chatty old lady at the dealership who got the salesperson to hook her and me up with free paint repairs. Being an extrovert is like a super power. 150
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I saw a chestnut tree just chilling in the local park this week, a good 15 feet tall, too. That was a delight! 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kid asked how old our mixer is. I did the math, it's 9 years old. No, that can't be right, I got it before I started dating @amplevigour.bsky.social. But I know 2007 and 2026 are nine years apart. How strange. 050
Reposted by NarciNarci @narcii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The kids keep playing a game where they are "horrors". Except it's them yelling things like ""We buy this stuff at whore galore they only sell stuff for whores" and "TUG ME OFF WHORE". It's pretty hard to say "horrors". 371
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 01/09/202645 minutes into a "15 minute weekday recipe", I finally turn on the stove. 070
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I killed a fly with my bare hands and threw it out and my son says, "high flyer, in the trash, have fun getting smash, smash, smashed." Perhaps he has a future in poetry. 050
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Unironically love guys doing professional business out of an AOL email address. It's always guys in my industry. 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Raw doggin' in (*eating cold ballpark franks straight from the fridge for breakfast) 120
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The free food and coffee part of working in an office is definitely one of the perks. 140
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/07/2026All I wanted to do today was read my book and I've lost my kindle somewhere in the house. Upsetting. 020
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Newsweek not the only one to discover bisexuality in the mid-1990s. 060
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Gotta say it seems unfair that my hobby has palettes and my job has pallets and I never spell either correctly on the first try. 070
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Ah. I see the blood red ominous signs and portents are back on this summer. 080
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My work computer keeps chiming like I have a new notification and I cannot figure out why and it is driving me batty. 110
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"DON'T CALL ME MISTER NIPPLES!", he yells. It's gonna be a long summer break. 160
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 27/06/2026My husband described Low as a song about "a woman in old fashioned sneakers" and I am so offended. 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Cabo Verde v Saudi Arabia tonight and I'm ready! Not to like, actually watch soccer. But to enthusiastically reload the scores for a while. 020
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Today I watched five minutes of the World Cup, learned what continent Cabo Verde is on, and then became a Cabo Verde diehard. 050
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I want to watch Donald trump lose a war against a mushroom. 100
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The kids keep playing a game where they are "horrors". Except it's them yelling things like ""We buy this stuff at whore galore they only sell stuff for whores" and "TUG ME OFF WHORE". It's pretty hard to say "horrors". 371
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 17/06/2026In a meeting where someone is updating a spreadsheet with assignments to various people. He's using last names for the men and first names for the women. It's meaningless and yet it's always like this. 290
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Woah. I think this is the first office chair I've ever had that fits me properly. Is this what men feel like all the time?? 140
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What's the biggest lie you ever told in a job interview? Mine was definitely insinuating that I really liked and felt very confident making work calls. 140
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Thinking this was a coincidence I asked my 6 year old who that guy is. "he's the first person in the US to successfully hijack a plane without being caught". Yeah um ok that's right why is he sucking your sister's foot?? 050
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My kids are scream playing something where "DB Cooper needs to suck my toe or DB Cooper is evil!!!" What on earth, guys. 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich? Malkovich! 030
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 06/06/2026My daughter received two identical plastic fish at Pride and named them Gail and Fish 2. I'm sorry, that is hilarious. 060
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Tfw the vyvanse and the coffee finally hit on a yawning kind of morning. 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026It's taken me two weeks to realize the bubbly little noise Teams makes is an incoming call. It doesn't even have "telephone sound" as a potential call notification? This is my Waterloo. 350
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Six year old, playing in a creek: "this reminds me of childhood!" 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 24/05/2026"My sister dragged me into the bedroom and forced me to look at her butt! She called it the Booty 9000!" "Did that actually happen?" "No 😞" 030
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Cannot make myself remember it's Power BEE EYE and not Power Bi. We need more Microsoft products sitting weird in denim jackets. 030
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 17/05/20263D printer street vendor's plastic garbage 👉👈 my children's allowance 040
Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Today I received a 3 act play about a seal that goes to outer space, 10 drawings, a diorama of a frog, a small (2 inch) clay bench, a homemade "squishy turtle shell" and a great deal of markers. Life is not easy but life is good. 070