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Andy 🏔️

@ammartin.bsky.social
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I own a computer. Mechanical Engineer OH ➡️ WA Mostly dumb jokes about tech or current events

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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 3h
I can't stop seeing people posting takes about this dude, all of which are basically, "christ, what an asshole" and I just think we may be helping him spread his message.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 5h
The case for government being involved at all is that you want to, in effect, subsidize the production of more degrees than the market will provide. If you don’t want to do that, fine, that’s a different conversation. But if you DO want to do that, why just duplicate what the market already rewards?
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 5h
My man looks like Baron Harkonnen got the cheapest "rich douchebag" costume the Spirit Halloween store had left
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 5h
My man looks like clayface got hair plugs and a new job giving timeshare seminars
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Maddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 17h
celeste players need jesus
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97% of Celeste is possible with 0 Jump Height
YouTube video by Somera
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Political Consultant: Voters are most concerned with inflation. Trump: Tom Cotton's cell is 479-453-0533.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a sentence in your newscast starts with “President Trump says…” you’re failing your audience.
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shit.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This reminds me of two scenes in the German movie “Downfall,” which depicts, historically accurately, Hitler’s last days. Both scenes involve Hitler and Albert Speer discussing Hitler’s “Nero Order,” by which the Führer had ordered the destruction of the Reich’s remaining economic infrastructure...
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Futurama: Professor Farnsworth Says 'I Hate Them'
ALT: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth Says 'I Hate Them'
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/10/2026
in other unfortunate metaphor news, the Carousel of Progress is closed
The Carousel of Progress, from the 1964 World's Fair, at Disney World
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As part of this new trend I can't wait to listen to Ezra Klein interview a table saw
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i regret to inform you that people have absolutely lost it www.404media.co/someone-tort...
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Someone ‘Torturing’ LLMs in a Robot Prison Has Triggered the Dumbest Debate in AI Yet
The "AI Torture Chamber" has opened an upsetting and absurd window into the effective altruist obsession with "model welfare."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
I think there was, unfortunately, real reason to doubt the polls when donald trump personally was on the ballot polling without him on the ballot has been basically fine, and it is telling us we are standing on the edge of the apocalypse (complimentary) run through the tape, but believe
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy sh*t. Sen Schmitt just accused Jack Smith of going to an Atlanta Hawks bball game with the implication that he must of also met with then prosecutor Fani Willis BUT Smith went to an Iowa HAWKEYES game in Maryland instead. This GOP clown show is a disgrace.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Jen Fifield @jenafifield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exclusive: Earlier this month, the Supreme Court blocked an executive order restricting voting by mail in ways that could have thrown the upcoming midterms into chaos. But the White House originally had far more disruptive plans, @propublica.org has learned. 🧵
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clockwork Oranger
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 28/09/2026
Almost all of Meta's PR about Muse was about how careful they had been to set it up not to do things like this, how they delayed the launch by months to carefully design it so it could be trusted. And then...
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Choosin TX shit is dumb. Lots of people mad that other people are much better at curating the media and entertainment they interact with. I think the last new country song I heard was “Old Town Road.” Idgaf if I don’t have my finger on the pulse of mediocrity. Sorry you feel you need to I guess
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The foot in the door was his thread about good jeans. Before I knew it, all my outfits began to feature ascots. The gayest of all the accessories. He must be stopped.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love it when I hear advice to sleep well, get a solid 8 hours every night. Oh great. Thanks. Should I go ahead and dunk a basketball too? Be a virtuoso violinist while I’m at it? Are there any other results you’d like me to spontaneously achieve?
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tired: "this is a fundamental misunderstanding of what insurance is and how it works" Wired: "trump admin is soft on crime by not prosecuting these obamacare fraudsters and they all need to be voted out"
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, so imagine a world where the phones DO have lights. Would we be okay with people holding them up as though they were recording all the time? "The light's not on. I'm not recording you."
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a regular feature of data-matching, especially when done in a half-assed way. The purpose is to create the false claims of fraud. For example, Republicans complained for years about the risk of double voting. A credible system was built to detect it (ERIC). Then they killed it.
ERIC had been relatively uncontroversial since its creation. The idea behind it started in 2008, when election officials identified the potential for people to have multiple registrations in different states — in itself not surprising in a country that is at once highly mobile but operates a decentralized voting system — creating the potential for voting in different states. ERIC offered a tool that could track that problem, through a mixture of data sourcing and analytical tools that minimized false positives. By identifying moves and deaths, it allowed states to keep the voting rolls accurate. In 2013 it had seven members, which would increase to 32 states at its height.

Then in January of 2022, the Louisiana Secretary of State Kyle Ardoin dropped out of ERIC. He made his announcement to a group of far right election activists, to sustained applause. But for other election officials it was a puzzle. One state election official who worked for GOP secretaries of state said:

Everybody looked at this and said, 'This is insane, what are you talking about?' As soon as [Ardoin] did that — that created this pressure on the other Republican states that wasn't there before
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idk man, maybe the soft-hands losers of the tech industry can get by without having any practical knowledge of the world, but what if you someday accidentally wind up with a real job and need to make a real decision? What if your every whim isn't being met by someone on your expansive staff?
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
preach
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anytime I see someone's screenshot of this site and it includes a tag like "bluesky elder" I experience an extreme degree of secondhand embarrassment.
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We finally get to see Raphael Bob-Waksberg's vision come to life!!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
the trump that exists in your mind is a god-king of unlimited power and that is incidentally the trump that exists in his mind. you are cowering in fear and looking for ways to justify it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not reading what that dumbass wrote
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get ready for all Douthat, all the time.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Victoria Song @vicmsong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This week on Optimizer — I am sick of my wearables trying to recontextualize age. You are your age! Time moves forward! This metric can be a useful gauge of where you might best direct effort but you’re not going to be magically aging backward! www.theverge.com/column/99593...
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Your ‘health age’ is fake
Your ‘health age’ is just your age.
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David Nir @davidnir.com · 16/09/2026
Everything's falling into place
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Be careful if you're covering this helicopter crash
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3 killed in TV news helicopter crash while covering deadly L.A. bus collision
Three people have been killed and one person hospitalized after a crash involving a local news helicopter that was covering an L.A. Metro bus collision less than a quarter mile away that left two p…
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 16/09/2026
the language of a burly abuser but the affect of a soyboy debate club kid just shoved into a locker for reminding the teacher she forgot to assign homework
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Poltergeist Teeth @teeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry no, that was Geddy Lee. Neil Peart actually said "DUM DUM ~crack crack~ DUM TSHH PWAHHHH tss tss tss DUM"
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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 15/09/2026
SECURITY GUARD AT TESCO LOOKING AT ME WALK OUT WITH 20 BAGS FOR LIFE: are you gonna pay for that? ME:
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's gonna be cheaper for the post-trump reconstruction era to just move the capital than it would be to undo all the stuff this dipshit is doing
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/09/2026
apparently he's planning another protest on Saturday... I'll be at the planned counter-protest, and it would be cool if we could turn out more folks than showed up for the whole Moda Center situation Sunday, September 20 2512 NE Broadway, 3:30 PM I'll see you there!
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My head canon is that Frasier from the TV show “Frasier” is the same character named Frasier from the TV show “Cheers”, he just moved to a different city. They’re even played by the same actor!
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Andy 🏔️ @ammartin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My relatives who suffered from dementia/ cognitive impairment always seemed to revert to a time in their lives when they were happiest. That's where their minds went. So we can find some comfort in the thought that right now Mitch thinks he's back in his heyday lobbying to defund an orphanage.
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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 14/09/2026
£899 to play your pc games like this
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