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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 21h
@snakeroot.bsky.social
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 21h
Once I was on a Wikipedia page that read like someone with English as a second language guessed the phonetic spelling of a bunch of words and I thought "where are the editors" before realizing I had stumbled onto the official Scots Wikipaedia
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• The first meenisters o Scotland, Wales an Northren Ireland meet in Cardiff tae sign a Memorandum o Unnerstaunin tae assert the richt tae sel-determination as weel as wirk thegither on shared pairty policies.
• Pope Leo XIV issues his first encyclical, Magnifica Humanitas, which expresses concerns aboot artifeecial intelligence.
• John Swinney (richt) fae the SNP is re-electit as first meenister o Scotland...
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
had a dream I was involved in changing which highways received funding in New Jersey and Pennsylvania, which would radically alter which areas prospered in the future
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fine...midnight bowl of bolognese
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"artificial intelligence" is clearly far too flattering and unmerited a term. We must start calling it what it is: "the word scrambler" and "the picture scrambler"
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
also is there a name for this type of chart
Search history:
...maps approval over tine
yes no graph linear chart change over time
yes no graph linear chart
chart of yes no composite values change overtime
what is the tyoe of chatt called thats used for approval ratings
composite changes chart
likert scale
yes or no showing gap mirrored vañues what type of chart
yes or no showing gap what type of chart
yes or no what type of chart
approve disapprove what type of...
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get that it's useful visually but I always found this type of chart hard to take seriously...when one number go up the other go down...wow
Presidential approval rating chart with mirrored "approve" and "disapprove" numbers
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
been having like a cup of yogurt a day I just know my gut microbiota are throwing some lit parties in there ⓘ Users added context: Gut microbiota, while numerous, cannot "throw parties." They lack social function and do not appear to engage in activities purely out of enjoyment
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
list I forgot I started
Worlds greatest evils
- plastic
- the corporation
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"just doing my f'dooshin duty" etc
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
f'doosh [short for fiduciary]
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's Period Prevention Week #PreventYourPeriod #getpregnant
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you ever meet someone with anti iphone face like motorola face
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the world is full. No more people, sorry. If you want to have a baby you have to submit this online application. Which does have a fee btw
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pilot: is anyone on this plane a doctor? [two people stand] of philosophy? [one person stands, uncertain] good, because we're about to go down and I have some questions before we all die
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the one where I don't wear any clothes and allow attendees to do whatever they want to me with an arrangement of objects on a table including a knife and a loaded gun
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In my dream there was a fight in a guys' locker room because two of them had repurposed lyrics from a commercial about dating T-Mobile to be about dating God and they both believed in some kind of advent coming related to this
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
for Halloween I am going to be perfect
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's called your "checking" account because you're supposed to "check" on it
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every once in a while it hits me that all over the world there are people who watch YouTube Shorts
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At its core, chess is all about taking turns
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
btw I'm working on a paper holding Indiana power to account 👀 👇
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tag that says "cashmere feel - 100% acrylic"Meet the Robinsons tired boy
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just need to sublimate disappointment, reveal and articulate my desires, and quickly and affordably make them manifest while recovering from dental surgery
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry for everything I said yesterday. I had a sesame seed wedged in a tooth gap in the way that temporarily makes me insane
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
finally , I've surgically installed a device in myself that tells me when I'm being stupid
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Calling every white guy Levi cause those genes are washed
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Asked someone i just met where they went on vacation and instead of sending the town name sent me a link to the Airbnb they stayed in. thanks
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another mom dream, she was giving up our dog for a short time for some kind of companion program in Israel, and I was talking to my sister about it like I can't believe she would do that and I wouldn't trust Israelis to give the dog back and my sister said what? She told me Ren was going to china
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry sweetie mommy's playing a very important game of chess right now
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dreamt my brother killed himself and my mom was on the phone with my sister-in-law trying to figure out if she took any responsibility for it...i was trying to talk to him even though I knew he wouldn't answer...
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My toxic trait is being evil
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
corduroy ballgown
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is what every game of chess feels like to me
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When two cars are in a frontal collision it's because they're kissing and there's nothing you can do about the love of another creature
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in gradeschool the music teacher let all the other kids use my head as a woodblock with mallets because it makes a really good hollow sound
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hm, someone left this can in the road. I'm sure no one would mind if I just kick it farther down...
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dreamt I was with people from Bluesky watching three versions of the Lion King on a split screen (animated, "live action" animated, and live action with people). Then it switched to a live bird cam of one bird tearing the head off another in slow mo and I closed my eyes and said "tell me when this scene is over"
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there any feeling sweeter, more sacred, than holding your firstborn, your baby boy, for the first time? Yes – a repost,
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should be able to sort mutuals by lifespan
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fitting that the first letters I type to get on this site are "bs"
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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What would be some outrageous yet believable names for a child I'm thinking
- Stance
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Might melt away with the next heavy rain
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astronomers are sick freaks who collect snuff pics of stars
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Muy Thai stands for very Thai
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happy birthday to soccer
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We get the posts we deserve
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
recurring dream where I'm going back to high school to take classes for fun and have to download Canvas to find out the room numbers last minute and I say to someone "i actually have recurring dreams about this"
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[texting back after 3 years] hey sorry I got hit by a car and died. What's up?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
Too many have forgotten that the civil rights movement was fought over, among other things, bathrooms and locker rooms
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have seasonal depression which means when I see a leaf I get sad
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ghost pepper? I would never
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In my dream I wondered aloud if you need a chemical reaction to make sugar and my friend stared at me until I remembered it comes from the sugar cane plant
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Amelia @ameliamar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw someone at the gym wearing what I thought was a cop shirt but it was this
[small letters] remote control [big letters] POLICE
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