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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A man says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history" to another man. He leans in with greater intensity and says "I want people to know what I was into." The other man asks "is it... bad?" The first man, with an expression of aggressive dread, makes a fist and says "no, it is baffling."
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i hope someone appreciates the alt text
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
the kids at work made posters for different book genres and this is proudly on display on a library shelf
a hand drawn poster made by 10 year olds labeled "historical fiction".
in the center is a drawing of 9/11, complete with a plane and a huge explosion on the side of the building. there are stick figures being blasted out of the tower, parachuting down, and running out of the doors. there is a stick figure with blood all over its head. others are collapsed on the ground.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
looking back i'm pretty sure autism was a misdiagnosis. *hitting my pen* Do you wish to partake
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
update: it's the best cake i've ever made omfg
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
valentine's cake :> i'm terrible at frosting cakes but i'm still proud i got the shape right
a poorly frosted heart shaped cake. it is chocolate cake with mint frosting
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i asked a kindergartener if he was ready to go inside for lunch and he told me to go fuck myself LMAO
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
asking out a chick with Dissociative Identity Disorder: the purpose of a system is what it does... and girl, im tryna be your purpose tonight
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
There needs to be a separate mcdonalds playplace for minors. The fact that I have to listen to these 6 year olds' harebrained takes on how to get me unstuck from this tube slide is so deeply unserious.
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
a 5 year old just called me a bitch lmfao
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
does anyone know if anything good is gonna happen this year
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
okay this is very very different from my normal taste but i can't stop listening to this song 😭 does anyone have any recommendations for songs/bands that sound like this?? i need more youtu.be/-UDCvD_wayY?...
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Slush Puppy - EAT SPIT! (feat. Royal & the Serpent) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by slushpuppyVEVO
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
are there any leftist guys around slc who want head
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
unfortunately i think i need to get fucked by an absolute loser of a boy
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
this tastes like ravioli
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
HILLARY, DEBATES, 2015: He deigns to call me "milquetoast," when frankly, milk and toast are delicious foods from the heartland of our nation TRUMP: I called her "milf toes" at the MET and she's not over it MODERATOR: Can both of you try talking at the same time
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
today is my 4 year anniversary with tera!! that's almost one fifth of my life :o
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
do you think the first guy to use "ass" as an insult meant it in the donkey way or the butt way
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i think i could significantly improve my system's communication if i reframed it as training my psychic powers
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
oh they're making one more season thank fucking god
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i wish i was born as a bat ray
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
just finished s2 of squid game and i can't BELIEVE that's where they ended it. fuck
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
making my wolf wife put on a cock ring when we consummate our marriage call that tying the knot
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
it's been long enough that we can start making zeppelins again right?
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
this one's for the dykes
veronica taking a mirror selfie. she is wearing a gray crop top. her boobs are very large and there is a tasteful amount of nipple.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
ehlers danlos syndrome is contagious but only between convention merch tablers
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i should probably start hanging out here more huh
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the mc hammer of bluesky @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
this would fix me
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michael @filledwithurine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i love when my friend tells me about a story they already told me it’s just like rewatching one of my favorite movies
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woke WEREWOLF 🐺🎃 @wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
succumb is a crazy ass word lowkey
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
i've started doing this every night before bed
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
please keep going with “dipshit” please bring back “weird” it was WORKING and it resonates with people and it’s actually extremely important to point out when the emperor has no clothes and also Musk (like Trump) gets off on being hated but cannot handle being mocked
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No Context Cats @nocontextcats.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
guy who thinks things could be improved with the addition of ads
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
did you know you can vividly imagine eating a burger and no one can stop you
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 17/10/2024
Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
At city Hall, a bureaucrat says "we're trying to get kids excited about public transportation, so we came up with a mascot." He introduces a large anthropomorphic bus mascot with Disney eyes and says "members of the transit commission, meet BUSSY." Someone whispers into his ear with a worried expression. He buries his head in his hand and laments "oooohhh... the costume alone cost $32,000."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
You are not unclean. You are not a vessel for sin. You are not the creation of others. You create yourself.
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
christening this account with zoey pics
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
and i'm *literally* a different person now lmao
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
haven't posted here in over a year oops
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
it's my birthday!! i'm 20 :D
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Amelia Bedelia is an autistic icon
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I'm sitting in the liquor store parking lot and I can hear Wonder Wall playing faintly from another car
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Yearning
Mr Lover, an orange and white tabby cat, sits and looks longingly at a plate of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. He has greenish eyes and a freckled nose. His ears are turned downward slightly.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 31/07/2023
Imagining a post-apocalyptic crypto guy who’s desperately trying to build a windmill so he can access his bitcoin
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Lee? Veronica? 🥨 @ambivirgo.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
How do I help my mom realize she's bisexual
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