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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’

@alyssapants.bsky.social
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Mostly talking about wrestling. Sorry lol Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb. She/her

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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 3h
Pretty rough AI poster too, tbh
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Wrestling History @wrestlehist.bsky.social · 4h
10/13/1981 Jesse Ventura (in his WWF debut) defeated Jerry Johnson by submission on Championship Wrestling from the Allentown Agricultural Hall in Allentown, Pennsylvania. #WWF #WWE #ChampionshipWrestling #JesseVentura #TheBody #JesseTheBodyVenutra #JerryJohnson
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 7h
Max Caster released after one day
Brian Kendrick doing the James Franco "first time?" meme
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17h
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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NorCal Resist @norcalresist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Sacramento detention sparks concerns amid reported ICE operation
A reported ICE operation in California has left communities uneasy, with a recent detention in Sacramento drawing emotional reactions from residents.
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guys, how big is the room they’re in? I’m stressing out
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is @amyacowan.bsky.social's idea, i don't wanna steal it, so i'm giving credit but i just really want this to happen
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i can't find any evidence of a pro wrestling tag team being named "speech and debate" and i think someone really needs to take this name
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
episode 089
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dangit Foody, I saw this after I typed a reply
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lololol, ngl I don’t think they do?? Because a stone cold stunner wouldn’t put their head into concrete. They might be thinking about a DDT or brain buster variant
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ngl I was a big fan of this match lol
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season 3 in development @insidethepromo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Episode 1.1 featured @alyssapants.bsky.social in the first of many appearances. Our guest was Jake The Snake Roberts’ personal snake handler Tweezer Ramon. He half pissed me off by talking about Dark Side of the Ring, but he ended up being a good friend and a trusted source in the end. #wrestling
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Ep1 #tweezerking: Randy Savage gets bit by a snake
Podcast Episode · Inside the Promo S2: The Revenge of the Shockmaster · S1 E1 · 34m
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 29/09/2026
"Red Arrow Forever" ❤️ #WWERAW
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah
Myron Reed and Killer Kelly signed 8 x 10 with FUCK U Maffew and FUCK BOTCHAMANIA
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
example: I was in a club watching comedy around the time when cell phones were becoming more prevalent and a dude was like "YOU PRESS THE BUTTONS ON A CELL PHONE AND YOU GOTTA CLICK CALL! WE ALL USED TO JUST TYPE THE NUMBER. I HELD THE PHONE UP TO SILENCE!!!"
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there's a particular observational stand up comedy tone and style that immediately makes me think "I'm sorry that simple things you don't understand make you so upset"
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
farm to fork capitaaaaaaalll
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed theonion.com/casper-recalls-mattres…
Casper Recalls Mattresses That Won’t Stop Expanding When Unboxed
Foam Grows Uncontrollably Through House And Beyond
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AJPW have withdrawn from Ed Sheeran’s tour.
AJPW's 2000 roster saying "bye bye"
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
people put shoes on ebay and they take these weird pictures and it looks like the shoes are trying to pose or run away
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mr karate walked so karate man could run
Match advertisement from tna’s hard to kill ppv where the karate man fought Ethan page.
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah I get that he’s a new la parka but he’s objectively cool as hell lol
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m still angry at this years royal rumble crowd for not giving proper respect to la parka
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
REMEBER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETAN IS TRAPPED INSIDE DA AMERICAN FLAG , "YOUR TALKING TO A AMERICAN , MY BODY IS FULL OF MICROPLASTICS, MY MIND IS CONSUMED BY TRYING TO AFFORD FOOD AND HOUSING, DONT LIKE IT? MOST OF US DONT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WWE had to update their Never Forget 9/11 shirt because they never forgot to AI generate the correct amount of stars and stripes on the flag the best wrestling company in the world
NEVER FORGETwe said NEVER FORGET
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*Me hooked up to a polgraph*: “you know you shouldn’t use these. They’re not admissible in court.” *polygraph guy reading results*: “true.”
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A lot of people have two wolves inside them, I actually have three and they’re doing the cool group pose from the tshirt
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sketch feito com caneta bic azul de uma caricatura da fraudadora Elizabeth Holmes.
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want to get a job wearing this costume and just falling down all the time like I’m in jackass. What a dream career
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Was this chef? Because tbh, he is very easy to mishear, in my opinion
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Swedish Chef Muppets Kitchen Chaos
Alt: Swedish Chef Muppets Kitchen Chaos
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
McLachlan*
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On first glance I thought it was the “traveling pants” stuff because Sarah McLaughlin looked like Blake lively to me hahaha
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He was probably in his 20s in this picture and he looks like he has run a successful HVAC company for 15 years
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I refuse to believe that Arn Anderson has ever been young
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the jimboys receipt has a coupon for 25% off if you return within 7 days, so we did and then we got another receipt with a coupon. we will probably return again within 7 days, and now i don't know when the cycle will end
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dominik rules, I remember when he had his debut matches and people thought I was nuts because I was like “this guy is great and he has it”
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember laughing very hard when they show Finn Balor laughing and pointing.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pretty wild too that this guy filming a video while driving is like “that’s dangerous”
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i'm doing stand-up at the Elks Lodge in Van Nuys on Friday, i hope they have a comedy night
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don’t have enough time to make short form video content I have like 147 hours of wrestling to watch per week
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“Beautiful” Bobby Shittin’ @alyssapants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
These independents running for senate saying they’re not going to caucus with either party and with all that time they save by not caucusing they can watch a lot of YouTube and that’s cool
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So Jacob Soboroff is actually extremely cool and everyone should Connect with him
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 30/08/2026
Austin Creed and Kofi's debut at AEW All In! THE NEW LEVEL! #AEWAllIn
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