Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026@titaniumdaydream.bsky.social is one of my new favorite shows. I really feel like I've gotten to know Sleeper's Edge in the last few days. 010
Reposted by AltsynthPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 29/06/2026Following the reveal of the remake, experts believe there may finally be something new to say about Ocarina of Time. paletteswap.site/dif... 518237
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You will literally never catch me speaking the word “gubernatorial.” Shit makes me mad just thinking about it. 000
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If cars were invisible, people would look so stupid floating down roads on their asses. Really kind of embarrassing when you think about it. 000
Reposted by AltsynthDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm fucking sick of movies 7757229
Reposted by Altsynth🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/06/2026a human is just the shittiest pokemon 3202
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026All these years later and my insecure ass would still get fried by the Southern Oracle. 000
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 23/05/2026That kid who blinked like the Mario Kart 64 character select screen. 000
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Soda in Cup: Delicious & Refreshing Soda in Bowl: Profane & Sickening 020
Reposted by AltsynthTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2026grabbing my doordash 51742471
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I've been following @mrsleepyman.bsky.social since "Damp the Y's", and the game still resonated with me way more than I thought it would. A true banger. 000
Reposted by AltsynthMatt Braly @radrappy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED #ClaraandtheBelow!!!!! We are at 140k right now which is a dream come true!!!!! If you haven't pledged and help us make something rad, you can find the campaign page here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/158... 441867670
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026To the Cammy I just one & doned- I swear it wasn’t you. I was needed elsewhere and I couldn’t make it work. I can only hope our paths cross again. 010
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026There's a very small satisfaction in learning that all the ideological things I thought were probably bullshit as a teenager are, in fact, actually bullshit. 000
Reposted by Altsynthjamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 02/03/2026can one of you bring me a white monster 4141
Reposted by AltsynthGeoffrey Golden @geoffreygolden.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I apologize to the 3 Ninjas fan community for the harm I've caused. youtube.com/shorts/bS_sJ...youtube.com3 Ninjas or Surf Ninjas?YouTube video by Sonic Weekly 085
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Head down to your local Chipotle and get yourself some napkins and hot sauce- my treat. 000
Reposted by AltsynthMega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 21/02/2026From our awards show three months ago. Congrats to Xbox! 101526556
Reposted by AltsynthToenail @flyingvee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026When you meet another Sonic fan 2138881646
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I organically thought of the phrase "The Threshold of Silence," with my own tormented, melancholic brain. However, after Googling it, I discovered that 5 billion other angsty shitheads already thought of it first. 030
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors. 2162
Reposted by Altsynthlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins 334962
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 01/09/2025“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa. 000
Reposted by AltsynthHiro Ohta @xlix.me · 22/06/2025You are the sea, not in it but be sea, endlessly thee. 09011
Reposted by AltsynthNikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 11/06/2025may the bridges you burn light your path 1173
Reposted by Altsynthspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12/06/2025New plan: I'll work when I'm dead 0328
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Do they still tell sad high school kids that “it gets better?” Is that even ethical? 010
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I was considering treading on you, but then I saw that badass snake sticker on your car and decided to back off. 010
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 04/06/2025If you chew with your mouth open above the age of 6, you are biologically classified as a pig. I don’t make the rules- it’s just science. 010
