Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026July 24, 2026 *blank* July 25, 2026 “Damn you, blood boy. You’ve-“ *The rest is illegible* 0110
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 21/07/2026He was filtered by the tiddy; there’s nothing we can do. Can you imagine if Oliver’s father saw him playing it? Or the cool kids at school? I shudder to think. 010
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026@titaniumdaydream.bsky.social is one of my new favorite shows. I really feel like I've gotten to know Sleeper's Edge in the last few days. 010
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The take nobody wants to hear is that Baja Blast ruined Dew hype. The PepsiCo executives finally caught up to 2008, and now every new flavor is just a Blast offshoot until the end of time. This is punishment for our hubris. 0100
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This is what people have been daring character designers to do since the objectification discourse began, but most companies don’t have the bulge to do it. 070
Reposted by AltsynthPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 29/06/2026Following the reveal of the remake, experts believe there may finally be something new to say about Ocarina of Time. paletteswap.site/dif... 518237
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I assumed it was just a misinterpretation of Asgore’s Dad Rock.youtu.beThe Knack - My SharonaYouTube video by TheKnackVEVO 2450
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You will literally never catch me speaking the word “gubernatorial.” Shit makes me mad just thinking about it. 000
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If cars were invisible, people would look so stupid floating down roads on their asses. Really kind of embarrassing when you think about it. 000
Reposted by AltsynthDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm fucking sick of movies 7757229
Reposted by Altsynth🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/06/2026a human is just the shittiest pokemon 3202
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026All these years later and my insecure ass would still get fried by the Southern Oracle. 000
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 23/05/2026That kid who blinked like the Mario Kart 64 character select screen. 000
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Soda in Cup: Delicious & Refreshing Soda in Bowl: Profane & Sickening 020
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 09/04/2026An astronaut said “it’s always been like this” and then shot another astronaut. 020
Reposted by AltsynthTrevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/03/2026grabbing my doordash 51741471
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I've been following @mrsleepyman.bsky.social since "Damp the Y's", and the game still resonated with me way more than I thought it would. A true banger. 000
Reposted by AltsynthMatt Braly @radrappy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED #ClaraandtheBelow!!!!! We are at 140k right now which is a dream come true!!!!! If you haven't pledged and help us make something rad, you can find the campaign page here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/158... 441867670
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 10/03/2026To the Cammy I just one & doned- I swear it wasn’t you. I was needed elsewhere and I couldn’t make it work. I can only hope our paths cross again. 010
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026There's a very small satisfaction in learning that all the ideological things I thought were probably bullshit as a teenager are, in fact, actually bullshit. 000
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Yeah I thought this was a very strange conclusion to reach, as well. Our studies show that if games were more pink, they’d attract more female players. 040
Reposted by Altsynthjamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 02/03/2026can one of you bring me a white monster 4141
Reposted by AltsynthGeoffrey Golden @geoffreygolden.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I apologize to the 3 Ninjas fan community for the harm I've caused. youtube.com/shorts/bS_sJ...youtube.com3 Ninjas or Surf Ninjas?YouTube video by Sonic Weekly 085
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 24/02/2026How many years until Tom is allowed to be on fire again? 010
Altsynth @altsynth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Head down to your local Chipotle and get yourself some napkins and hot sauce- my treat. 000
Reposted by AltsynthMega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 21/02/2026From our awards show three months ago. Congrats to Xbox! 101526556
