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Sylvie

@altoeden.bsky.social
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Photographer, cat fancier, aerial dance nerd

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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It has been a Weekend. I'm toying with a new crafting business, so spent a rainy Saturday working on shit for that, and then today I had a client shoot and then spent some hours outside setting yet another post in concrete. One more to go, motherfucker
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's critical to remember we have NO civics education in New Zealand. Ppl do not necessarily know how MMP works, how a coalition works, or how to best make their vote reflect their values The more you can make talking about politics normal and chill, the more ppl feel they're allowed to be curious
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello! Do any of my graphic design pals have capacity to do a logo at the moment? I need something super simple and clean that will translate to a leather stamp and have nought but a pencil sketch so far - no text at this stage ❤️
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also holy shit I've been living on takeout for the past couple of weeks too k ackered to cook - finally prepped my own food last night, beef and eggs on rice, and it was like a hug in a bowl
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three bean salad
Small black cat curled up in a ball, looking at the camera - she is nestled in a round fabric basket Large black cat asleep and overflowing the top bed on a cat tower. There is a smaller black cat in a round basket lower in the image Small black cat looking Concerned, curled up in a wall mounted cat bed above a doorway
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Fighting Fantasist @coopgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sam Wood #oldhammer
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a start on editing last night for the photo wall shots which is great, but there are so many to go omg 😭 I also had the feline welcome committee, including talyn who forgot who I was and then was so overjoyed when he realised mother was home he smothered me all night
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oops adult content filter is off in public
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also we didn't count when ordering at yumcha, I now have three boxes of leftovers to take back to Wellington. I apologise in advance to the other passengers because there is an Aroma
Table full of yumcha dishes - many dumplings, bao, cheung fan, and dipping sauces
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was a hell of a weekend, omg - I don't know how I used to do full cons 😂 I HURT. I also am so thrilled I got to see and catch up with so many loved ones, even if it was brief. I forget, now I'm more or less out of the nerd scene, that I had such good memories and relationships created there ❤️
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s queer, too.
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, fuck daylight savings 🙃🙃
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Octo @octodontidae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me and my new mutuals the last three days
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℌ𝔬𝔴𝔩 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔢 @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All my beloved lesbian vampire OCs so far...i was put on this earth to draw beautiful evil women
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 26/09/2026
You’re goddamned right
A battle net security check that sent an email to ***********cum@gmail.com
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off
A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past.  Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first.  Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.
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grill la grill @wanderlustin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
death is only the start. BITTER FRUIT is out now on itch, kobo, and (for pre-order on) amazon! if you want a self-indulgent book about death, mechs, and agonising intimacy, check it out! bitter-fruit.carrd.co
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trans dimensional alien cumsluts, you say?
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We done 🎉 huge thanks to Fraser at Open Road Tattoo, I am rapt with this design!
Woman showing a fresh blackwork floral tattoo on flank, thigh, and buttock - mirror selfie in a cosy kitchsy styled studio
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello Aucklanders, I will be up for overload next weekend! I'm shooting Saturday, and I think need to be about the event on Sunday but uh, tbc. But if you're there let me know I want to see you!!
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nudes also good. Honestly, the art of a great thirst trap is underrated, especially a dick pic that doesn't look like a rodent
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We should be rioting honestly WTF
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
severe-looking middle-aged women, thank you for understanding who loves you
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I assume every new knitter experiences this once - realising you thought a garment needed 400m, but actually, that is per ball of yarn and there are five of them
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hark! A freshly tattooed butt 🍑
Close up of a healing tattoo on a woman's buttcheek, taken thirst trap style. Tattoo is of a circular geometric mandala-style design in black and grey.
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am also teaching myself how to knit 🎉 I learned the basics as a kid so I'm lucky the muscle memory is still there. I am also lucky that I have experience with craft material hoarding from cosplay and sewing, so I am being so careful not to go nuts buying yarn. For now, anyway 😂
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'll update some saucies once this has healed a bit. Due to my vast expanse of Ass, this design is huge and hits my waist which! Alert! Is an extremely Un Fun area to get tattooed!! Literally worse than my sternum 😱😱
Cropped close up of a woman lying face down on a table with a fresh tattoo stencil applied to thigh and bum - tattoo design is a geometric mandala style design laid over blackwork flowers
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I want to go home and see if it's snowing dammit, I'm trawling through people being absolutely delighted on reddit (which is a lovely change tbh)
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This fucking headline lmao
Screenshot of stuff.co.nz news site, headline reads "something resembling snow falls in Wellington as the freezing weather moves north"
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My IRO tomes arrived 🎉🎉
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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CN Lester 🏳️‍⚧️ @cnlester.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everyone needs a treat, and this is today's www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Matt Damon's stunt double in The Odyssey is B.C. woman with 'the greatest arms' he's ever seen | CBC News
She might be small, but this B.C.-born stunt performer is making big waves for her part in Christopher Nolan's box-office busting epic The Odyssey.
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 22/07/2026
Hey fam, we have this brand in NZ, they make the bagged salads with dressing included etc. Not buying them anymore
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 18/07/2026
Dozens of reports are emerging of police using automated license plate readers not to solve crimes, but to stalk their partners and exes. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Police keep losing their jobs for using flock cameras to stalk people
Advocates say it's too easy to abuse automated license plate reader technology.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"I asked chatGPT" oh fr?
Tom Cardy, a man with a moustache and short curly hair, points at the green and sings: HAVE YOU ASKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Luckily, mine is showing - but a lot of people's aren't, please check and email if it's missing
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My sis is Heavily pregnant atm and I'm driving up tomorrow to wait out the arrival of Bean II with the fam and I'm excited! Both for another impending nibbling and also to cook everything I can think of - gonna stick the absolute shit out of her freezer so she doesn't need to stress about meal prep
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JanRock @janrockart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The back door ('21)
Painting depicting a nude, muscular woman, shown from behind and looking to the side. She is walking through a dark doorway, hewn through green-gray granite. Her glutes are flexing with movement and are illuminated by a shaft of strong sunlight. The light bounces and lights up her chiseled back muscles with a dark red hue. She is wearing sparse and delicate golden jewelry.
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This would be really serious if there were still laws and courts in the USA.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/07/2026
It’s a shame that bad ass poster for the Mexico England game was AI. Anyway, this one I made quickly on the bike at the gym isn’t
El Tri sacrifice of a Three Lion
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Duncan Crombie @the-art-of-web.com · 01/07/2026
"Goodnight moon" #synthart
textured acrylic painting, gestural strokes, bright colours, varnished layerings, a full moon rising over turbulent midnight waters, reflected luminescence shimmering on dark waves, sheer Orkadian sea cliffs, tangled lines, soft edges, negative space --ar 5:7 --stylize 300 --v 8.1
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RockJan @janrockalt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
tiefling priestesses
sketch of two muscular and nude tiefling priestesses performing a rite among stylized incense smoke
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Sylvie @altoeden.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I aspire to this physique, literally my end goal at the gym 😤🥵
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Julie Fairey (she/her) @juliefairey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If you see Nat, ACT & NZF MPs at Matariki events you might want to ask them why they are there given their ongoing work to undermine Te Tiriti and remove public use of te Reo Māori, Māori representation, etc. There’s a word for people who turn up to photo ops for something they oppose: Hypocrite.
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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