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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. In 2025, he made 1,794x more. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers? I will continue my boycott of Starbucks.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
A Curse Against Stealers Of Books
For him that
stealth a book from
this place, let it
change into a
serpent in his hand
and rend him.
Let him be struck with
palsy,
& all his members 
blasted.
Let him languish in 
pain crying aloud for
mercy, & let there be be no surcease to his 
agony till he sink to
dissolution.
Let bookworms gnaw
his entrails in token of 
the Worm that diets not,
& when at last he
goeth to his final
punishment, let the
flames of
hell consume him
forever & aye.
(Monastery Of San Pedro, Barcelona.)
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Evan @evan.best · 26/08/2026
sorry for being weird it's because I am weird
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Julia M. Rohrer @dingdingpeng.the100.ci · 26/08/2026
Some people on here really need to go touch graph.
A graph with a green noisy line that looks like grass. X-axis label "x", Y-axis label "y"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nap
Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "I think I'll go take a nap for 1 billion years and 67 days"
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cee @cee.wtf · 14/08/2026
im never leaving seattle
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Daily reminder that GDscript supports the Sumerian clay table alphabet, Akkadian cuneiform of ancient Mesopotamia. This is perfectly valid code you can write in your game:
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Interesting: There’s now an anonymous, moderated list of companies that stop responding after you interviewed with them
didtheyghostyou.com
Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company
Ghosted after a job interview? Submit an anonymous report and see which companies candidates say stopped responding after interviews.
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
great recs. all the classics
Youtube recommended topics: Shapes, Numbers, Words
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Steven Lumpkin @silent0siris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Note to self
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Oct 22, 2024
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absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.
figtreeandvine *®
Dec 19
The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.
knives-in-the-dishwater
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btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.
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🥭MANGO - Comms Closed @mgosketches.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dungeon meshi second season lets goooooo 🥳🥳
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Rachel Walens @rwalens.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IMMEDIATELY AND LOOK AT THIS DOG
An almost perfectly round ball of black fluffy fur with a small white muzzle and black nose that makes this little dog look exactly like a sentient eyeball.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 14/06/2026
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Annie Sexton @anniesexton.com · 21/10/2024
trying to use dynamically typed languages again
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/05/2026
Ever see an advertisement that makes you wonder if you’ve had a stroke
Advertisement
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Grupo Bimbo trusts
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Request a demo
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i need a nap @handle.invalid · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber @zarithya.online · 22/04/2026
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Armchair Classicist (Ryan Schaller) @armchairclassicist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme" > Looks at codebase:
hieroglyphs code
#coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Vaccines save lives. That’s it. That’s the post.
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Starite 🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
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GlaireDaggers🍉🏳️‍⚧️🎄 @glairedaggers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
.... I see.
Screenshot of Google having been asked "is blender easy", responds by saying "Blender has a steep learning curve and is generally considered difficult for beginners due to its complex interface and vast" before suddenly breaking off mid sentence and spouting off an incredibly long sequence of numbers
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badrap.io @badrap.io · 18/11/2024
A quick reminder for all our friends creating new Bluesky accounts: Recycling is usually a good thing, but not for passwords. Use a unique password for each online service.
A crossed-over recycling symbol, accompanied by the text: "Passwords are non-recyclable material."
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wokeshitposting @wokeshitposting.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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 Daniel Morrisey @danielmorrisey.com · 14/03/2026
A local bus
A photo of a green bus with the destination screen display showing "192.168.228" The caption has the text showing "Look at that everyone A LOCAL BUS !" 

Context:
The joke is that 192.168.x.x is the local network address for computers, making it a "local" bus.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 08/03/2026
society has solved global warming by creating new, more pressing concerns
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
once trump’s corporate backers actually are *afraid* of massive foreign retaliation they will start clogging up the group chats demanding trump back down. and he will listen, because ultimately this stupid game has only gone on because of elite complicity
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 03/01/2026
I think a big chunk of the "linux is hard" sentiment stems from the fact that most linux users do weird things with their computers. basically this:
tweet screenshot:

a popular myth is that people who are Very Computer have computers that work. nothing could be further from the truth. the Very Computer are capable of generating much more novel and fascinating ways to make computers not fucking work and exercise this capability wantonly
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New Year's Resolution:
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
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Identifile: Desktop Dungeon @gearbytegames.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
An old-school desktop roguelike where you navigate folders like dungeon rooms!? #gamedev 🎮 #pixelart #indiegame
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 06/08/2025
Tweet: oh poor baby
do you need the robot to make you
pictures?
yeah?
do you need the bo-bot to
write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron??
so do you need chat gpt to fuck your
wife ??
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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Daniela Schreiter @fuchskind.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hier kommt ein Info-Comic zum Thema Autistic Burnout für euch! Ein Thema, was fast alle Autist*innen betrifft, weil wir ihn alle erleben. #Autismus 1/3
Ein Infocomic in neun Panels.
1. Panel: Überschrift: Was ist ein Autistic Burnout?
Illustration: Der Hintergrund ist schwarz, ein kleines Gehirn mit Augen und Mund steht in Flammen, es schaut panisch.2. Panel: 
Überschrift: Wie fühlt es sich an?
Text: Ein Autistic Burnout ist eine tiefe, chronische Erschöpfung. Dazu kommt der Verlust von exekutiven und mentalen Fähigkeiten, Außerdem ist die Reizfilterschwäche noch stärker ausgeprägt. Das Nervensystem ist komplett überlastet. 
Illustration: Das Gehirn liegt am Boden, es ist völlig fertig und hält ein Schild mit „Out of order“ hoch3. Panel:
Text: Folgende Anzeichen können auftreten: 
- Fehlender Antrieb (auch für angenehme Dinge) - tiefgehende Erschöpfung - höherer Bedarf für Regeneration und “Me-Time“ - Sozialer Rückzug - höherer Schlafbedarf, evtl. Schlafschwierigkeiten - höhere Reizempfindlichkeit - Selbstregulation funktioniert nicht mehr richtig - verstärktes Stimming - Erinnerungsverlust - Sprachverlust - Maskieren fällt schwerer bzw. ist unmöglich - Overloads/Meltdowns treten häufiger auf - Selbstfürsorge wird vernachlässigt
Illustrationen: Mehrere kleine Symbole sind um den Text verteilt: Theatermaske, Zahnbürste, Totenkopf, eine Blase mit kleinen Zs, die Schlaf symbolisieren, ein Gehirn mit einem Fragezeichen
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