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One of two (2!!) official #altgov accounts for your friendly neighborhood SSA.

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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 06/08/2026
To Republicans claiming they want to save Social Security: put up or shut up.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Economy: Hey I don’t feel so good. Government: You’re fine. It’s fine. Tell everyone you’re fine. Econ: No I’m serious I feel really unwell. I can’t feel my feet. I can’t stand on my legs. Something’s wrong. Government: Look you need to just smile before everyone notices. Econ: *falls
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Powell interviews a local anti-homeless ghoul who notes that encampment sweeps don't result in meaningful change because homeless people just return a few days later. Yes, Michael. What is the solution to this? We should just incarcerate them forever for being homeless?
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Looking at this web site is self harm
ai slop of bugs bunny as a pill popping homeless veteran with an inexplicable chicken man body. 3.4k likes.
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
From when Paul the Trombonist accidentally texted his wife with voice transcription on while practicing:
A transliteration of Paul the Trombonist's trombone practice as captured by his iPhone
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"No one expects a landscaper charged with intimate partner violence to lose their job over it, the officer said." Yeah, because a landscaper isn't issued a lethal weapon and a uniform that denotes authority, you fucking clown. Cops who abuse should absolutely get harsh penalties.
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Officer who retired after assault, harassment and gun charges on path to resolve criminal case | CBC News
An Ottawa police officer who retired earlier this month after he was criminally charged with intimate partner assault, harassment and weapons offences could see his case resolved this fall after compl...
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
For those of you who are still over there because of "the reach" or "the discourse" or whatever.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Absolutely heartbreaking letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after his murder by ICE agents. How is it possible that we still haven’t seen even a hint of justice for such a heinous crime?
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 02/07/2026
I just want to take a minute to say what absolute and utter bullshit this is. Frank Bisignano is, by far, the second worst commissioner SSA has ever had, only behind Leland Dudek. That's not saying much.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 24/06/2026
Can't sleep. Gotta rant. There was a time when the Democratic party's core belief was that the government should do everything it could to alleviate people's suffering. We got the New Deal, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, SSI, Food Stamps, TANF, and much more from that party.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 21/06/2026
Congress could close Social Security's gap tomorrow by acting in the interests of the broader public—and not just the richest 10 percent.
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There is no Social Security crisis
The Trump administration has priorities. Helping the little guy just isn't one of them.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 19/06/2026
Fuck it. Why not have Batman's Rogues Gallery show up?
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 15/06/2026
fwiw i don't mean "abandon all hope and start slitting throats" blackpilled, but if the market won't stop this kind of behavior and the law can't prevent it, then both are insufficient and must be amended
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If Trump runs for a third term, screw it & run Mamdani. The Constitution doesn’t matter at that point, & Zohran has the Mandate of Heaven
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i applaud their messaging going into November. "food, you literally can't live without it and you die a painful agonizing death without it, so really we should be glad to pay maybe 30 dollars a pound for beef because it's great value compared to not eating and dying". GOP 2026!
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Martin O'Malley @martinomalley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Donald Trump’s part-time Social Security Commissioner — who has a practiced history of fudging numbers — will appear before Congress today to claim that the agency he gutted has never worked better. Millions of Americans know the truth, and Congress is hearing their voices.[
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 02/06/2026
One of our brave alt friends summarizes what we grapple with running this account We started doing this to keep getting good science out & reveal the behind-the-scenes dumpster fires But sometimes, the perfection demanded from others gets in the way of trying to do good
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lee Atwater was evil, but he understood this point perfectly. Mike Dukakis started the 1988 campaign with a 17-point-lead but Atwater leaned in on the weekend furlough of William Horton, bragging that his negative ad blitz was going to "make Willie Horton his running mate." It worked.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/05/2026
this is incredible
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 09/05/2026
Spoiler: you'll never even know a billionaire, let alone be one
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 09/05/2026
And you said he wasn't passionate about anything
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 09/05/2026
Probably a coincidence, but it seems like infectious diseases are thriving under this administration that doesn't believe in infectious diseases.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 07/05/2026
Just to be clear, the byline is a bunch of current SSA executives hired by the Trump Administration. For some reason, a news outlet gave them some free space to jerk each other off in public.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 07/05/2026
GUEST COMMENTARY: Big Tobacco Execs Are Doing the Lord's Work and Smoking Gets You Laid - By Big Tobacco Execs
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Social Security is delivering for the American people | GUEST COMMENTARY
Guest commentary: Social Security is working better and faster than ever, career executives at the agency write.
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"Elon Musk is doing fascism the right way" -- Ezra Klein
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 06/05/2026
It's great the Russ "Federal Employees Should Live in Trauma" Vought's OPM wants our help making their job easier. Normally we're all doing the Fed employee satisfaction survery around this time, but they scrapped that this year because fuck our feelings, but we should help him do his job.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 02/05/2026
Here ya go
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 30/04/2026
And if you want to see these people investigated and held accountable, start by signing this petition. We need to build mass power to make it clear that if Democrats take the House, they must #InvestigateDOGE actionnetwork.org/petitions/el...
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/04/2026
Here's what's really troubling about this, regardless of whether you think releasing the report would be worthwhile or not: Ken Martin's whole point seems to be that there were a lot of lessons to be learned from the autopsy, but releasing it would create circular fire squads. 🧵
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 28/04/2026
Mussolini was killed on April 28, 1945. "A fitting end to a wretched life,” the NYT declared. "The man who once boasted that he was going to restore the glories of ancient Rome is now a corpse in a public square in Milan, with a howling mob cursing and kicking and spitting on his remains.”
Mussolini shaking hands with his mentor & partner, HitlerMussolini, along with his mistress and others, were killed & hung upside down in the public square by the citizens
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RebelFema @rebelfema.altgov.info · 29/04/2026
The house just cannot seem to do its job. You know what else is included in that bill to fund #FEMA, TSA, and Coast Guard? A $26 billion replenishment of the disaster relief fund. What exactly is the disaster relief fund? I’m glad you asked. 🧵🧵🧵 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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House may scrap DHS funding bill, likely extending agency’s shutdown
House Speaker Mike Johnson argued the Senate’s bill includes “problematic language” that would “orphan” the agency’s immigration operations.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/04/2026
Every day I have to walk past this picture in our office lobby, and I just can't understand why he would think it's flattering. He looks like he's in a coin operated fortune teller machine with bad acid reflux.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/04/2026
It's funny, I didn't really care that much about the autopsy until I'd listened to this interview.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 24/04/2026
Has anyone ever been fooled by AI and had any other reaction than disappointment? That kind of sums up AI's value.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 24/04/2026
Internet, please make a Weekend at Bernie's 3 poster out of this without using AI. Thanks.
Trump's adventures in Dreamland, starring a bunch of assholes
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2026
it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
it’s so cool how most LA politicians wake up in the morning and are like “how can I make it harder to build housing today” Our only hope to make LA a well-run, pro-housing city is electing Nithya Raman as mayor
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
the only thing worse than winning a hot dog eating contest is losing a hot dog eating contest. imagine eating 87 hot dogs for nothing.
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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · 17/04/2026
Heads up, SSA employees! Word on the streets is that Frankie, in his infinite wisdom, has decided that MCS will be decommissioned on 10/1/26 and officially and fully replaced with the 10th level of hell that is CCE 😬😬😬 I wish I were joking but I’m really fucking not. Happy Federal Fuckery Friday 😒😒😒
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
BREAKING: In just the 16 months since Trump was reelected, the collective fortune of billionaires has grown by $1.96 trillion. More than half of that growth comes from just the top 15 billionaires, who alone grew their collective wealth by over $1 trillion.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/04/2026
ORBÁN HAS CONCEDED 60% in
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Katie Slivensky @kslivensky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Here's your pizza! It *doesn't* have dirt in it." Not sure I trust this new pizza shop, even though it is conveniently located in my living room, and I really should support a business run by my 4yo.
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🎃Bushybritches🎃 @bushybritches.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yeah I’m not doing that
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
If you want the GOP to care about sexual harassment and assault in their ranks then you must also care about it when one of your own gets accused too. Fairness and accountability, not hypocrisy. Let partisanship in politics not revictimize victims. You’re showing us you’re not safe to talk to.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 08/04/2026
The most irrelevant post I've ever made: John Carpenter made my favorite movies, but trying to make Tom Atkins a leading man was never going to work.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 08/04/2026
Anyone here in Gottenheimer's district? Just heard heard him on the Bulwark, and it was the most embarrassing performance I've ever heard from a "democrat". Primary that moron, please.
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