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Rogue SSA

@alt-ssa.altgov.info
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One of two (2!!) official #altgov accounts for your friendly neighborhood SSA.

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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 06/05/2026
It's great the Russ "Federal Employees Should Live in Trauma" Vought's OPM wants our help making their job easier. Normally we're all doing the Fed employee satisfaction survery around this time, but they scrapped that this year because fuck our feelings, but we should help him do his job.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/04/2026
You know what that made me realize for some reason? He must have really liked the lighting in the Orb pictures, and now he wants that to be every picture of him.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/04/2026
Every day I have to walk past this picture in our office lobby, and I just can't understand why he would think it's flattering. He looks like he's in a coin operated fortune teller machine with bad acid reflux.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 24/04/2026
Internet, please make a Weekend at Bernie's 3 poster out of this without using AI. Thanks.
Trump's adventures in Dreamland, starring a bunch of assholes
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 25/03/2026
Artist's representation of the gift given to Donald Trump, which is a hat with a big ass camera in it.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 10/09/2025
Watch this one as an allegory about DOGE
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 10/09/2025
Somehow predicted 2025 as a dystopic version of 1985
Back to the Future II. Getting back was only the beginning
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 10/09/2025
Freaky eerie watch these days....
Part man, part machine, all cop. RoboCop. The future of law enforcement.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 10/09/2025
Posters for movies that nailed the prophesy...
The New science fiction thriller from John Carpenter. They Live. Who are they and what do they want
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/08/2025
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/03/2025
He's only off by about 39.5%. Also, how in any realm does this amount to more money for social security beneficiaries?
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 25/03/2025
It's Always Sunny title card that says "The Gang Breaks the Government"
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 22/03/2025
Meet Leland Dudek, the head of SSA. Likes: Elon Musk, DOGE boys, starvation memes, head pats Dislikes: Your grandma, disabled people, reading, standing, hair
Picture of Leland Dudek, whose face is begging to be punched.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 21/03/2025
Exerpt from his daily briefing:
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 20/03/2025
"A great rear panel that doesn't fly off when you're driving. I think it's a great idea!"
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 18/03/2025
Judge Chuang calling out how blatantly obvious it is that Musk is the one actually running DOGE...
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 14/03/2025
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 14/03/2025
Are ratios still a thing?
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 09/03/2025
Who, this übermensch?
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 05/03/2025
Oh yes, THANK YOU Mr. President for continuing to repeat this thoroughly debunked lie, so SSA employees have to spend their workdays responding to this shit over and over! And thank YOU Commissioner Dudek, for the limp dick press release implying Trump wasn't just full of shit.
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 05/03/2025
Won't somebody please think of the poor billionaires who don't have friends to tell them not to get that haircut?
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Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 27/02/2025
@sanders.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social Today, the agency's HR department sent out a "Restructuring" email, offering all employees the ability to resign or transfer to "mission critical" positions
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