Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 06/05/2026It's great the Russ "Federal Employees Should Live in Trauma" Vought's OPM wants our help making their job easier. Normally we're all doing the Fed employee satisfaction survery around this time, but they scrapped that this year because fuck our feelings, but we should help him do his job. 5214 21
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/04/2026You know what that made me realize for some reason? He must have really liked the lighting in the Orb pictures, and now he wants that to be every picture of him. 020 2
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/04/2026Every day I have to walk past this picture in our office lobby, and I just can't understand why he would think it's flattering. He looks like he's in a coin operated fortune teller machine with bad acid reflux. 16886 88
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 24/04/2026Internet, please make a Weekend at Bernie's 3 poster out of this without using AI. Thanks. 26111 61
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 10/09/2025Somehow predicted 2025 as a dystopic version of 1985 3221 22
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 29/03/2025He's only off by about 39.5%. Also, how in any realm does this amount to more money for social security beneficiaries? 4731244 312
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 22/03/2025Meet Leland Dudek, the head of SSA. Likes: Elon Musk, DOGE boys, starvation memes, head pats Dislikes: Your grandma, disabled people, reading, standing, hair 2518846 188
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 20/03/2025"A great rear panel that doesn't fly off when you're driving. I think it's a great idea!" 128317 83
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 18/03/2025Judge Chuang calling out how blatantly obvious it is that Musk is the one actually running DOGE... 1137062 370
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 05/03/2025Oh yes, THANK YOU Mr. President for continuing to repeat this thoroughly debunked lie, so SSA employees have to spend their workdays responding to this shit over and over! And thank YOU Commissioner Dudek, for the limp dick press release implying Trump wasn't just full of shit. 411117 111
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 05/03/2025Won't somebody please think of the poor billionaires who don't have friends to tell them not to get that haircut? 13645 64
Rogue SSA @alt-ssa.altgov.info · 27/02/2025@sanders.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social Today, the agency's HR department sent out a "Restructuring" email, offering all employees the ability to resign or transfer to "mission critical" positions 270 7