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@allyniemi.bsky.social
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Fitba, Hearts, Minnesota United, music, books. “Today was the day that God reached down from heaven and put his hand on the forehead of every wretched soul that had the misfortune of being born a Hearts supporter and said..... 'this one's for you'"

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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Winning at Ibrox and playing well while doing it is a lovely lovely start to the weekend.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Me logging back in to Bluesky for the first time in weeks because Hearts are magic.
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a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .
ALT: a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
4 games, 16 goals scored, 1 conceded and every new signing I’ve seen play makes me slightly moist. Mental that we’re going to score over 150 goals this season.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
But but but, I’m sure Stephen Miller said we were a dangerous place to live…
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
AAA has the average gas price today in the US at $3.11 and the lowest state is Mississippi at $2.71. He’s obviously talking about Narnia, Oz, Middle Earth, Endor and Atlantis
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
good closing line
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hi, I’m Donald Trump and I’ll do and say anything to stop it being revealed that I’m a deprived peadophile like my dead friend Jeffrey. This guy is an absolute danger to every single person.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Steven Presley has absolutely nailed the scaff look. Definitely has the shakes every morning until he necks that first can of Special Brew.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
BRB, off to get my Claudio Braga tattoo.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Mental that Shankland, Braga, Wilson will score at least 20 goals each this season
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
No commentary on Hearts TV @rfborthwick.bsky.social @thejamtarts.bsky.social
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Please say their lawyer is like a little hedgehog in a suit with a briefcase
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
You know, this might not be the lie we think it is. This is from a poll of 10 people who had all been convicted for Jan 6 offenses.
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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
German is such a beautiful language
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
How Will Trapp is still on the pitch is beyond me. 2nd game in a row where he’s been shit.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I can’t even. And who is the boring bastard that said this. Someone get them outside.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The resolve of the human spirit knows no bounds. @theonion.com
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
As much as the new #MNUFC 3rd kit is awesome, and is finally on the MLS store, not shipping it until Aug 15th is poor stuff. So I’ll be at Allianz later fighting with everyone for the last shirt in the store 😂
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It’s real! Is it real? Oh my days.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Are the jobs and factories in the room with us right now Howard?
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Stephen Miller telling lies again. Must be hard for this regime to wonder what shite to spout each day.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If heaven existed, I’d love to be a fly on the wall when this obsequious and pious excuse for a human turns up at the gate only to be laughed at and turned away.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The number of times he and his cabinet colleagues and lackeys use the word patriot/patriotic to get people to buy their policies is unreal. Being healthy is the right goal, explain the why and not some made up shite.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Hey, is that Kristi Noem on the tv? She normally keeps such a low profile… As for dignity, she and her peers wouldn’t know what that is. Disgrace.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
We are so good right now it’s brilliant. Across the entire squad. Glorious stuff!
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
That’s the first of the 32 goals Shankland will score this season.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I know he’s young and also one of our own, however, James Wilson hasn’t done very much since scoring that early goal.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Is Dunfermlines shirt sponsor a blow job emporium?
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I assume Benedictus keeps going to the ground is because he’s a fat bastard and needs a rest
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I see Alan Forrest is still not very good.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
plus les choses changent, plus elles restent les mêmes Hearts
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Shan behavior from Hearts. Sign in to watch today’s game to discover that my international subscription was cancelled and I have to sign up again at a higher price. No notification or email sent out. Poor stuff. @thejamtarts.bsky.social @thefoh.bsky.social
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Rolling Stone continues to teach a masterclass in headline writing www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
another perfect Rolling Stone headline: 

MAN AFRAID TO RIDE SUBWAY NAMED HEAD OF NASA

Trump tapped Transportation
Secretary Sean Duffy to lead the space program on an interim basis
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Awesome, they’ll reduce ticket prices then.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Is that Kristi Noem on the TV? That’s unusual, she normally keeps such a low profile because she’s so busy doing you know, her actual job.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Here’s the thing, he’s actually not that wrong. In my experience of living here, there’s a prevailing sentiment that ‘paying for other people’ is a bad thing & shouldn’t be encouraged. It’s why every election in the past 40 yrs has come down to “who’s going to make the most difference to my wallet?”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/07/2025
DOOCY: When was the last time you went sunbathing? TRUMP: Been a long time. Maybe I was around 7 or so. I'm not too big into it.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
There are hundreds, if not thousands, of reasons to believe that Donald Trump is a fool. But the fact that it took almost a decade for him to figure out that Putin has been playing him for one is as good as any.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Appreciate getting the actual facts on how much a buttload of cash really is as well as the discussion about how it was determined on the @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social latest episode.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Dear @mnufc, I don’t ask for much from you but please let this be true. amp.footyheadlines.com/244023164322...
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Exclusive: Minnesota United 2025 Third Kit Leaked - Footy Headlines
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
A family sat next to use at the fireworks display tonight, they had maga hats, anti vax shirts etc and it made me way angrier than it ever has before. These people are in need of help. They’re also cunts.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Look at these soulless cowards cheering and bowing to a liar, a fraud and a child. I wish them nothing but sadness.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Strange how someone who is as blatantly antisemitic as this guy claims he’s trying to get universities in line because they’re being antisemetic.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Today I shall do very little aside from cook meat and corn on the cob on the grill, drink cold beer and watch the fireworks that’s our town puts on. That’s all after I’m done driving our kids to practice, to work and wherever else they book dad uber for
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Quick reminder that Andy Ogles is a proven liar.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Absolutely wild that we’re going to win the league and cup this coming season.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Friggin herself off beneath the desk probably.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Lake Louise has been ruined by Instagram influencers. Jasper and Yoho are way better when you get into the wilderness.
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allyniemi.bsky.social @allyniemi.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Oh look, Kristi Noem has another costume. Evil dressed up is still evil Kristi, doesn’t matter how much you try and hide it.
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