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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 9h

yes update that was in fact nonsense lol

jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 11h

I watched too much true crime documentaries and we're having meatball subs for dinner, I have made a CRITICAL error lmao

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danarirang⁷☆:*:･｡ @yoongerinepie.bsky.social · 12h

Only to be giggling and halfway in love by the end after an hour of that narration running through your ears….. AU IDEA I THINK. Taejoon? Namkook??Minimoni???? Pls imagine….

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danarirang⁷☆:*:･｡ @yoongerinepie.bsky.social · 12h

Ready to welcome the brand new SFMoma armies 😁 Imagine not being a kpop fan and maybe being a little baffled by this whole exhibition but oh well it’s a Tuesday and you love the art museum, might as well have a little look-see, and of course you pull up the audio guide to get the full info, right?

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 15h

Cream cheese is such an American invention. We really looked at the amazing variety of soft European cheeses and said "great, let's Lowest Common Denominator this shit"

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 15h

i see BTS continues to be extremely normal about one another

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16h

Halfway through I had a complete breakdown for a week, then finished said column post-breakdown. So, It’s a doozy. jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com/p/know-worri...

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KNOW WORRIES #46 - “On the origin of (two) species”

In which I talk about the new little kitty cat we discovered, and why us humans seemed to need it so badly in the most unserious way possible

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16h

New issue of my humor column KNOW WORRIES just dropped! And you should read it! Because it’s funny, and free on my Substack, and goes completely off the fucking rails! See, I started talking about the new kitty cat we discovered and why we needed it so badly, and then, see what had happened was…

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 16h

god I'm too adhd to be disabled AND need low impact cardio, I'm so fucking bored on the treadmill. what do you mean it's only been 0.25 of a mile. no. hurry up. why can't I run???? do not rec the elliptical to me it's a long story but my particular hEDS sucks at it

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 17h

Okay this worked last time so today I am: 🥚working out 🥚working on a long-term project for at least an hour (one of like. 5 or 6 I have going, from my lists) 🥚calling the mortgage guy and setting up an appointment to get pre-approved

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Bea⁷ @beasea613.bsky.social · 18h

Smile and point Yoongi is one of my very favorite Yoongis. 😭

Screenshot from Run BTS trailer Yoongi in green sweater and jeans with a huge smile on his face while he points at someone off screen

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bb⁷ got 🪈 piped & spooned 🥄 @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 21h

forever endeared that global superstar rapper singer songwriter member of the world’s biggest band who perform in front of millions still gets nervous when doing speeches

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Ash⁷ @arajellybean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ARMY's Art Boyfriend being his most Art Boyfriend.

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sell me on your favorite casual phone game that I can pay once for and play forever.

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love when he gets to go out in public as "just Kim Namjoon" and I'm so happy he's been able to do it so much more since he came back 😭 but also omg the cuteness aggression here, he's so damn CUTE augh

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

self you do not need to listen to the entirety of CR Campaign 2 for like. The third time.

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hate to be part of the problem but god I'm such a sucker for a song with a good heavy beat and nonsense lyrics namjoon you're still a genius I promise, I just also need to shake ass in my kitchen to dumb sounds

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors

orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :(

orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

congratuations to Tanu Muiño on doing what we'd all do given these exact circumstances. get it queen. you're a fucking legend.

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my halloween costume is shaping up to be BALLER and every time a new component arrives I get so excited (there is a fair amount of sewing and hot gluing that needs to be done, which is fine. I have a month and lots of TV, lol.)

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm so obsessed with this fic that I subbed to a fic patreon for the first time ever just to read more of it. In case you need something to read tonight!!

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Manders but spookier 👻🎃 🇨🇦 @catober.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A device where if your neighbours tv/music gets above a certain decibel level after a certain time of day it shuts off their wifi

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like if there's one thing that True Crime can teach you it's that it's literally always easier to just get a damn divorce than it is to hire someone to off them but then I suppose if you're considering killing an innocent human for money that's already part of the problem

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Kelly @kellyoxenfree.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very impressed by this pairing

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মেঘ⁷🌈13TS🌈 @soumiie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wish I was a jacked up seven feet tall yaoi top so I could punch someone in the face for minor inconveniences without consequences and have half a million people defend me with the excuse of my childhood trauma

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it's been dark and cool with high blustery winds + POURING rain (with associated ASMR) since like 3:30pm and I have been either napping or lying in bed reading and I don't think I have ever been so relaxed in my life fuck yes nor'easters are so good

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

finding it strangely comforting that zoo staff talk to their giant kitties in the exact same silly voice that I use to talk to my housecats lol

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm 2/3rds of the way through Ghost Eaters but I'm dealing with some persistent nausea from a med and even though I have acres of Zofran I just can't get through some of these body horror scenes 😩 I think it's all the vomit. This is not a horror book for those with emetophobia.

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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I have an incredibly hot submissive Hobi take that I cannot stop thinking about it and it’s that the only one who can *really* get him to go all the way down is actually Namjoon

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aleesha 🦊🍁 @foxxcub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

people out there have never seen an anon meme on livejournal cir. 2007 and it shows

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chu⁷: what the FUCK is going on jk @problemantic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

namjoon knows he's gross. he feels plenty guilty enough about his porn habits as they are, before jungkook ever entered the picture. but he'd been watching 'college redhead gets special lessons from her big-dicked prof' (a classic)

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Sydney Jane⁷ @yoongis-garden.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

BTS members as cat breeds! Very accurate edition! Ppssst my qualifications are that I have worked for breeders and cat shows and have raised cats my whole life <3

Two pictures, on the left is a screenshot of Yoongi from the Haegeum MV, being pulled out of the water barrel. On the right is a soggy tabby cat also being lifted out of a water bucket. The pictures are practically identical, Yoongi is a cat fr

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em 🖤 @blueandgrey77.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it is i, owner of a camera roll full of animals, here to present: bts as animals i’ve met at work!! i can also do a shelter staff type thread…maybe tomorrow 🤣

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pearlo.bsky.social @pearlo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Missing my baby while he's at the vet getting neutered today but look at this picture of him yesterday all ready for spoopy season

Black kitten in a bat wing costume looking up toward camera

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

we're getting a nor'easter this weekend and I'm so excited to stay inside and do crafts and watch tv lol

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this is your reminder that seasons 1-4 of The Wire are some of the best tv you will ever watch and yes you DO need to watch it. Bro I'm not even a TV person and I've seen them all twice. Shakespearean levels of high tragedy and falls from grace.

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Jo⁷ @johannariapond.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"whoever gets it wrong takes one thing off" Taehyung you ain't slick, let's at least proposititon the orgy off camera shall we

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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

BTS as historical haunt wine tour actors

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

apparently I deleted my "BTS as obscure types of archaeology specialties" thread which makes me sad bc I could probably recreate it but it wouldn't be as funny as the first time

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chu⁷: what the FUCK is going on jk @problemantic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

WAIT I FORGOT I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it's so weird when 2 different fandoms-in-law discover each other and you're just watching your various Boy Skylines converge in new and fascinating "crossing-the-streams" ways

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🏳️‍🌈 zel⁷: impregnating yoongi 🏳️‍🌈 @agustdyke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

there’s a universe in which instead of being an idol tae became an avant garde drag queen and has a podcast and a makeup brand right now

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Today's Good News: a friend of G's who is a trans woman in tech just got hired today, full time, with benefits. Her HRT will be fully covered and she will no longer be skirting homelessness in this job market. Good things do happen!!

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Well Roasted Potato @cirripedology.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Feeling a little called out, ngl

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Listening to Danger Days and thinking about how good of an album it is and how sad I am that BTS Tourcation meant I wasn't able to see MCR this year (I don't think I've seen them live since 2021???) but. In my defense they did not just come back from a 4 year hiatus 🤷🏻

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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh it is bi visibility day hello I am horrendously bisexual but you all knew that, I'm pretty damn visible about my love for pussy

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