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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 4h
it was SO COOL
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মেঘ⁷🌈13TS🌈 @soumiie.bsky.social · 8h
I'm gonna bite a chunk out of his moons
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bea🐼 @hobagooks.bsky.social · 15h
cuteness overload ❤️‍🩹
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AGUST D CHARTS @dataagustd.bsky.social · 7h
This Yoongi is for the history books. ♡
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AGUST D CHARTS @dataagustd.bsky.social · 7h
🐿: why is Yoongi hyung so good at it? 😼 *smirks with proud hip thrust*
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 7h
"it's just a game" the face suggests differently lmao
jimin (?) saying it's just a game and hobi smiling dangerously
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 5h
fari this is so beautiful
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Fari 🌱 @goldenhopeworld.bsky.social · 7h
October 2026 Day 8: Disfigured/ Parasite 🦠 #art #traditionalart #ink #octoberchallenge
black and white ink drawing of two heads surrounded and grown over by roots and fungi. One is on the ground, the other lifted in the air by strong roots. The background is dark with a grid like pattern.
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Pantsirang @pantsawe.borasky.com · 20h
2 dream 🥺
meme from @jiimimo on X https://x.com/jiimimo/status/2108957670761758757

women have 2 dream
<pic of Jimin looking like a confused doll next to pic of Lenin making a speech in front of a crowd>
jims    socialist revolution
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Chaotic Dumpster Fire⁷ @yoongiistliebe.bsky.social · 13h
Made my own
A picture of Min Yoongi next to a picture of Vladimir Lenin during the October Revolution. The caption on top reads "men have 2 dream". The caption below Yoongi reads "cat" and the caption below Lenin reads "socialist revolution".
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 5h
so haunted overload was super super cool and one of the best haunted houses I have EVER been to, but I think I'm just harder to scare than before because I'm not sure my pulse even went up. I did not think it was scary at all. But Ioved it!! the sets were unbelievable!
a big spooky jack o lantern staring at you through the trees a big scary hell mouth thing with red lighting a big scary demon face thing with blue lighting a full-size demon castle with a line of people
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Stay Golden⁷💜⊙⊝⊜ @staygold613.bsky.social · 5h
Sexiest farm animals in existence
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 5h
this is such an incredible thing to see, thank you for posting this
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Jo⁷ @johannariapond.bsky.social · 6h
Park Jimin, resident bangtan shipper, shamelessly creating entire ao3 tags live on camera
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 21h
H E L P
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
daily jimin tummy
blonde jimin (featuring taemin) showing his tummy off sensually while dancing to taemin's song 'guilty'. jimin wears black loose-fit cargo pants and a black sweater with delicate silver chains. his arm is pushing the sweater up to expose his smooth, toned belly, his hand reappearing from the neck hole of the sweater, fingers pressed to his lips coyly, as he stares down the camera and his audience with seductive, hooded eyes.
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
daily jimin tummy
a 144p yet still high quality photo of auburn-haired jimin showing off his tummy in a cropped grey sweater and light jeans. his sweater has cuts on either side for convenient waist-holding, or ogling of his rib tattoo when it peeks out as he dances. he is posed standing dick-first to the world in a naturally confident way, his hips tilted forward and both hands raised behind his head, lifting the sweater for any curious eyes. his belly button looks particularly round and inviting, maybe he would like a raspberry.. on the house..
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
daily jimin tummy
a very cute and edible jimin tummy, jummy if you will. here the jummy is pictured attached to jimin while he practices the Filter choreography. this silver-haired jimin wears black pants and a black long-sleeved top, with a face mask (circa 2020). his hands grip his top, lifting one side to expose his soft belly for our curious gaze.
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
daily jimin tummy
jimin dancing with his head thrown back as his very svelte and snackable tummy peeks out between his jeans and jumper during the Like Crazy dance practice video.
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
daily jimin tummy
a photo of jimin performing set me free pt 2 at a music show during his FACE album promotions. he wears all black and clasps his hands above his head, lifting his shirt and showing off a belly button not quite at full moon. he's also sticking his tongue out at the corner of his mouth, but that's none of my business.
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Stark 🔥❤🔥 @stark-burnt-heart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
put on the CK bra JK. We know you want to. WE KNOW THEY'RE IN THE CLOSET, WAITING.
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
daily jimin tummy
jimin showing off his toned tum and delicious belly button during arirang tour mexico city day 3. his arm is flexing as he lifts his singlet displaying tight muscle and smooth underarm. his hair is blonde, worn in a half up style with a little perky ponytail.
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AGUST D CHARTS @dataagustd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yoongi going :]]] with the cutest bread cheeks 😭🤏
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
if you think you want to do something to jungkook, don't worry: jimin will already have done it for you. such a helpful guy.
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AGUST D CHARTS @dataagustd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yoongi immediately burst into the cutest giggles after “Paldogangsan” 😭
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Claire⁷🪭Yoongi got me wet @clairus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same person. Same hour.
Jungkook on stage in Lima D2 performing Arirang. He's wearing a super tight gym shirt that shows off every single muscle and theuscles on his muscles. His pants are bagg grey jeans which make his waist look teeny tiny with wide legs. He is the epitomy of a triangle muscle man. Jk say on taehyung's lap like a puppy. Same day, photo is 20 mins later for the encore. He looks soft and round and cute. He's in a red Lima merch jersey with sparkles added to the front that day Koo and he has rimless glasses on that make him look sweet. He's doing a big thumbs up.
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Nirka⁷ |⛵ARIRANG⛵ ⊙⊝⊜ |아포방포💜 @nirka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is INSANE
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Pantsirang @pantsawe.borasky.com · 09/10/2026
I think about this so often, most recently when they had that discussion about if you found out a member was a zombie, would you hide them or tell people He would hide them, he loves them and is not selling them out to anyone. Case closed.
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me: ...he's wearing shoes????
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
never forget 🤗🤠✊💫
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Namjoona ♡ @lnjyhstj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
O QUE É ISSO SEOKJIN 🫦
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NyappyCallie (눈_눈) @nyappycallie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“what the fuck is 🥺 I don't speak bottom
use your words “

It jk looking like a subby little sub baby
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Claire⁷🪭Yoongi got me wet @clairus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somehow only just clocked that one of Yoongi's lines in Miss Right is: Whether you have a hidden child, I don't care because I love you
DoolSet lyrics translation for bts song Miss Right. 

니가 어리던 말던, 나이가 많던 숨긴 아이가 있

Whether or not you're young, old, or have a hidden child,

나는 상관없어 내가 널 사랑하거든

I don't care because I love you
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bbrang⁷ got 🪈 piped & spooned 🥄 @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
someone please write backkake and tag me thank u ily 🫶
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laur ♡⁷ saw autumn leaves @joonlens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
feeling absolutely feral
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AGUST D CHARTS @dataagustd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OH MY GOD MIN YOONGI 🫪
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a peruvian ARMY's perspective on the local situation. sharing here bc I found it interesting! I really feel for OP, I can't imagine the frustration and sadness
Giving context and explaining the stalking stituation in Peru
Hi! I've noticed a lot of misinformation and confusion about the current situation in Peru, so I'd like to explain to non-Peruvians what's actually happening.

One important thing to know is that the hotel where all this is happening is the most famous in the city. Almost all celebrities stay there, and it's in a very touristy and busy area. It's literally in front of a popular mall and the coastal area, which is full of activities. Lima is a walkable city with many recreational areas and parks, people love to walk around and hang out on the streets, so the concept of "loitering" doesn't exist here.

At the same time, celebrity culture is also very different. Many artists greet fans waiting for them at the airport or hotel, sign autographs, and put on mini shows from their hotel windows. While actual ARMYs know BTS is not like that, the locals, the media, and casual listeners or "ARMYs" who only know ten songs and don't even have Weverse installed expect BTS to act like other celebrities. A week ago, Armys went around social media and even the press asking people not to go to the hotel or approach them in their private time. We were attacked and ridiculed by everyone. The media and reporters said we were attempting to deny their freedom to report on famous events and censor them. Incels said we were overprotecting grown men and made fun of us and our fangirlism. They even sent us death threats. Locals said we should be grateful for their fame claiming that "actual big stars" like MJ or the Beatles had this type of attention and never complained. So our campaign to inform people about this cultural difference backfired, everyone thought our concerns were stupid and they wanted to harass the band even more than before.Another thing that doesn't help is that BTS is extremely popular here. Everyone has at least heard of them. Them coming here is a big deal and everybody cares, whether positively or negatively. Some toxic Peruvian kpop fans were saying that we are the problem because their groups didn't receive this type of treatment when they came here, but BTS is in a whole different league. Not even being biased, but I haven't seen the whole city move like this before.

On the first day they stayed here, most of the people outside their hotel were locals and incels, some of whom were even livestreaming on TikTok asking ARMYs for donations in exchange for leaving the boys alone. Today, however, the Peru fanbase organized a drone show near the hotel. This show had been planned, scheduled, and approved months earlier, before we knew where they would stay. And as I've mentioned before, this area is very touristy, so it makes sense for the drone company to operate there. On top of that, today is a holiday, so these tourist areas around Lima are always very crowded. Also, drone shows are not common around here. Even my mom, who doesn't even listen to BTS, wanted to go just because it looked cool. Put all that together, and you have a huge group of people around the hotel. There will be those who went out to hang out in the area because of the holiday, those who went to watch the drone show, and of course, those who went specifically to the hotel or were in the area and decided to walk a few more steps to see what all the BTS fuss is about.I've also seen some i-ARMYs asking where the hell is the police. But, well, they are absolutely useless. On the first day, as soon as we saw people outside the hotel, Peruvian ARMYs called the police and security outside the area, and even other latam ARMYs helped by pretending to be foreign hotel guests complaining about the noise outside. The police basically responded that the people outside weren't committing any crimes and asked us to stop sending messages and crowding the line. Yesterday, because of Namjoon's post, the mayor of Lima posted a video saying that they would increase police presence around the hotel so that the artists could rest. We were so happy and thought we would finally win, but the timing messed everything up. The holiday, the drone show, and the area all went against us. While we saw the front of the hotel empty with police everywhere this morning, I don't know how we can possibly clean the area now.

We Peruvian ARMYs have been fighting for our lives these last few weeks while campaigning for respect. We've been attacked everywhere, by the media, locals, incels, kpop fans, and even other ARMYs who don't understand our situation. We are saddened by the impression that everyone, including BTS, has of our country, especially after we prepared so many projects to make them feel welcome (the drone show, for example 😭). Now, we don't know what to do. It doesn't help to see so many foreign Armys calling us names, saying we don't deserve BTS, and demanding the concerts to be cancelled. Some of us have been waiting for more than ten years, doing everything right, and now we're being blamed for something we have absolutely no control over, despite our efforts to fix it. Some of us have already accepted that this will probably be the last time we will be able to see them live, and we will just have to live with that.On the other hand, we are happy that, despite the situation, they were able to tour the city. They have posted from so many different parts of Lima! And we hope they can visit machupicchu soon before leaving the country. They were also so kind and sweet to us during our first date. They made us feel so loved that it eased the guilt, knowing they aren't generalizing all of us. All in all, I think it's important for everyone to know what's happening and not rush to conclusions after seeing some hateful tweets that the algorithm loves to promote.

Edit: If anyone wants to repost this on Weverse, please do! I tried, but I'm having a hard time using that platform lmao. I'm also already seeing a lot of posts and letters from Peruvian ARMYs apologizing for the situation.
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
exactly LOL I was like. well. really, can I *prove* it's one and not the other? who can say 🤷🏻 @arajellybean.bsky.social got game lol
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know, I love the way he speaks. He's so eloquent and uses such thoughtful language.
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@nyappycallie.bsky.social 😭😭😭 the first shoes Hobi danced in were apparently air force 1s
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"J-Hope: When I expressed music with both feet, that is, when I danced, the first shoes I wore were white Air Force." And Jo Kwon posted today thanking Hobi for the pair Hobi gifted him and posting a photo of himself wearing them 😭😭😭 he sent them to his mentor 😭
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you know I know what that sentence means here in this context and yet. that's not how my brain is interpreting it 🫠
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you're allowed to!! but god, they are NOT for me 😂
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sure they are absolutely of the moment but all I can think is "rotten hotdog left in fridge" 😭😭😭
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
he makes stuff work that doesn't even work on a hanger!! it's uncanny and I respect his magic! but I'm not gonna lie and say I like these shoes lmaoooo
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AWWWWW HOBI 😭😭😭
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
by the time I make it out of here I am gonna be so hyped on adrenaline I could fight a bear lmao
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lee, NH! I'm traveling a total of 3 hours that day just to go 😂
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this weekend I am going to Haunted Overload and guys...I am so fucking excited. It's ranked in the top 5 haunted houses in the country for both scariness and set design. like. look at this shit!!! a real life Halloween Town!! the sets are up to 50 feet high!!! (daylight/least scary pics chosen)
An absolutely massive outdoor forest set with a giant evil bat skeleton thing A huge scary skeleton face made of wooden logs with lots of pumpkins and 2 evil jack o'lantern things an outdoor castle set with 20 feet tall doorways. I already know I'm gonna lose it in here lol a women sitting underneath a giant scary wooden...mouth...thing.
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jung hoseok, dick sommelier @allmostblue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you know what, I would not have touched it either and I didn't even notice. right call!!
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