allison @alll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026top three 30 Rock recurring characters, to me: colleen donaghy, dr. spaceman, devin banks 120
Reposted by allisonJake Anbinder @jakeanbinder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Richard Scarry predicted this 0316
Reposted by allisonHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to 21277400
allison @alll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the most important thing I've learned from years of Real Housewives is you should never underestimate fibroids 040
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the Second Coming of Christ will be during a Purdue game, i just know it 120
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026it is currently 1:21am for the Boilermaker circadian rhythm (not north enough for da reigon cst) 110
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if you're still focused on lane kiffin in any way rn, you're simply not watching enough Purdue-UCLA 010
Reposted by allisonIvan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 20/09/2026Just asked the bartender if he could find Purdue-UCLA and from the look he gave me you would have thought I'd asked if he had any heroin. 76011
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026its rather striking how much lane kiffing is aging in to tom crean-face 130
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social game day discord circa 2019 010
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know one of you mfers gotta be way up there in Michigan rn 1202
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026is UNC supposed to be some sort of parable? an allegory of the human condition? what could this possibly mean about the human condition 010
allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026imagine standing up the whole game while your team does this 140
allison @alll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026discrimination against Newman grads is both legal and practical 010
allison @alll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026huge day at the black-background white-text statement factory today 020
allison @alll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026there is nothing, in the world, that hits like rivalry football at schools of states that have taken up arms against each other 111
Reposted by allisonallison @alll.bsky.social · 11/09/2025There were sooooo many stories in the following months about people who survived by the sheer chance/luck of oversleeping or running late! If I’m 5 min behind, just know its for security reasons 121
Reposted by allisonallison @alll.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The biggest lesson I took from 9/11 was don’t get to work too early in the morning (I was 7) 101
allison @alll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026if this is what it takes to ensure Michigan never wears these uniforms again, so be it 010
allison @alll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026& I think the only legal precedent that matters here is also courtesy of @jasonkirk.fyi esq: dumbest solution possible wins. always has! 020
allison @alll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The more I understand the case, the more I keep coming back to exactly this 000
allison @alll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m at the wedding of a welder & a mechanic. So far, 0.00 welding/wedding puns and I’ll be honest: I’m disappointed 1160
Reposted by allisonThorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026here's the aerodynamics of the barbie jet at mach 0.3 1142998
allison @alll.bsky.social · 21/08/2026how in the world are you maintaining this level of platinum blonde upkeep in a high demand job? I’m so serious 130
Reposted by allisonBrat doll @princesskitaaa.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE DYING!!!!!! 02714
allison @alll.bsky.social · 07/08/2026omfg it’s cookie queens day GO SEE COOKIE QUEENS! 🍪 m.youtube.com/watch?v=nnSQ...m.youtube.comCookie Queens | Official Trailer | In Theaters August 7YouTube video by RoadsideFlix 173
allison @alll.bsky.social · 05/08/2026always a good day when I get to check in w my grandmother about da pope 130
allison @alll.bsky.social · 02/08/2026hi this limited series is one of my very favorite things I saw at Sundance. Murder 101 is now available in full on amazon prime. a beautifully-shot story of sociology, East Tennessee, growing up, and the best teacher you ever had. zero percent true crime voyeurism. I laughed, I cried, I loved it 020
Reposted by allisondr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 30/07/2026weird way to say some guy renounced catholicism but ok 1609
