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@alll.bsky.social
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 15h
BIG RED MUST FEED
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
screaming. what a perfect idea
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no way
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the big 3
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i once saw that guy become trigorian
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Facebook marketplace listing for a pair of Cowboy boots with a square cut out of the ankle of the right boot. The listing is $10 and it's titled "Ankle Monitor Friendly Boots"
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
grizz & dotcom are main cast, obvi
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
top three 30 Rock recurring characters, to me: colleen donaghy, dr. spaceman, devin banks
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what CANT she do. happy birthday babe!!
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Jake Anbinder @jakeanbinder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Richard Scarry predicted this
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you know you love it. BiSB’s go-to mgoblog photo for Iowa, emotionally. Some days you’re the person, some days you’re the dave Brandon brand-synergy noodle
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@knotbink

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

@knotbink • 21h
Like if you love her you'd let her be crazy
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hmmmmmmm that can't be right
nyt tv list: south side, phrase not foundparty down, phrase not found
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Libby Hill @libbyhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
had to be done
An image featuring Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son” with Venus superimposed over Saturn’s face. The eyes remain.
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who had done more to prove the importance of pilots being secure in themselves & supporting independent artists than Nathan Fielder
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 23/09/2026
This is otherworldly
Screenshot of google translate, showing the translation of the English term "birth control pill" into German is "antibabypille"
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you know, women. Cant live with ‘emCan’t kill ‘em
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the most important thing I've learned from years of Real Housewives is you should never underestimate fibroids
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It Just Means B1G
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
purdue pete, if the stone hadn't been rolled away from the entrance
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the Second Coming of Christ will be during a Purdue game, i just know it
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
incredible point. that's The Right Stuff™️
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gotta go to purdue calumet for that shit
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it is currently 1:21am for the Boilermaker circadian rhythm (not north enough for da reigon cst)
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you're still focused on lane kiffin in any way rn, you're simply not watching enough Purdue-UCLA
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
west lafayette....big ten west......west coast......something stirs inside
all things in balance Pete
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
maybe purdue just yearns for the West
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Ivan Bologna of the Fightin' Bolognas @hawkeyestate.substack.com · 20/09/2026
Just asked the bartender if he could find Purdue-UCLA and from the look he gave me you would have thought I'd asked if he had any heroin.
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
like……talk to ur injector babe
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
football bud
bunny on the couch, snuggled on the shoulder in parrot position
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and NOT just because he's losing. something in the jowls, idk
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
its rather striking how much lane kiffing is aging in to tom crean-face
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
her taglines are always so ?????
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social game day discord circa 2019
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
david duke's chosen home baybeeeeee
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
still southern Michigan, i know: no one tell my yooper family I suggested otherwise
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know one of you mfers gotta be way up there in Michigan rn
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is UNC supposed to be some sort of parable? an allegory of the human condition? what could this possibly mean about the human condition
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a choice hundreds of ppl made today!
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
imagine standing up the whole game while your team does this
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
beautiful. perfect drunk person stealth plan
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dying to know which restaurant this was
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“y’all know im canada down”
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
discrimination against Newman grads is both legal and practical
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
huge day at the black-background white-text statement factory today
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it just means War
it just means more, border war
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sure, anyone can join a union or confederacy. a two-state brawl?? there’s always trace amounts of that in the blood
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allison @alll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there is nothing, in the world, that hits like rivalry football at schools of states that have taken up arms against each other
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