Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 17/04/2026All this today I got the world's best text that states that he doesnt know who Victoria Wood is (crime I know), so I get to teach him all the great music comics I can think up 😁 000
Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Step one: Wake up 15 minutes before deadline. Step two: Make your transfers. Step three: Forget to make your pitch changes (namely accidentally Captian Morgan Rogers). Step four: Greatness. #fpl #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague 171
Reposted by Kai StokesKatie Carmichael @drkatcarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025::slowly stands while clapping:: 61009257
Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Blue-sky is one of the few places no one really knows me, so it'll soon become my venting space... on a completely separate not god damn is it lonely to be no one's go to friend and always the one who's just there when the best friends are gone. But alas, I will find my people one day 010
Reposted by Kai StokesErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10/06/2025If anyone you know is 13-24, in the US, and is LGBTQ+, please have them complete the Trevor Project survey this year. Their last survey has been integral to protecting LGBTQ+ rights globally. I can't understate how big an impact it has. Multiple publications come from the data. Share widely.trevorredcap.trvr.orgTo proceed to the survey, please check off the box and click the button below. 717871369
Reposted by Kai StokesAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/05/2025Beyond being insanely stupid about GDPR requirements, JK Rowling is a massive cowardly bully who uses lawyers and legal threats to silence her critics while tweeting from her massive yacht. 321366159
Reposted by Kai StokesAlexander Brown @alexofbrown.bsky.social · 20/05/2025This is going to be an absolute car crash, the Supreme Court verdict looks more absurd by the day www.thetimes.com/article/86fb... 1762344462
Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The issue with moving house with autism is that apparently, it throws your whole life and self regulation technics in the bin 🤯 000
Reposted by Kai StokesKaty Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 19/05/2025I can't stop thinking about how the "Gender Critical" response to hundreds of leading UK biologists signing a letter saying sex isn't binary or immutable is "I can't believe that school kids know more about biology than these biologists". Can you imagine saying that out loud without thinking?! Mad 833917697
Reposted by Kai StokesMike Levin @mikelevin.org · 18/05/2025To the cartoonist who drew this, well done. 394348316782
Reposted by Kai StokesThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Can't believe a dude who helped cover up child abuse would turn out to in fact not be woke 2859482
Reposted by Kai StokesWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Deportation for honking his horn at an undercover ICE officer 29794483845
Reposted by Kai StokesKaty Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 04/05/2025Simultaneously arguing that the most fundamental and important characteristic of what makes a woman is the presence or absence of an invisible structure in some of your cells, but also that chat bots are real women because they make you cum 951469174
Reposted by Kai StokesSarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Hey British media, It’s no surprise that if you give Farage the run of the place, he’ll start winning. Time to do your actual jobs and start interrogating him on his Brexit shitshow, his funding, his Trumpiness, his idiotic manifesto, his real plans for the NHS… instead of drumrolling him into No.10 43091512709
Reposted by Kai StokesKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself — I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress. 369205003808
Reposted by Kai StokesAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/04/2025And he wants to ban trans people from the military while installing a makeup studio for himself at the pentagon?! www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...cbsnews.comHegseth orders makeup studio installed at PentagonDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News. 1141841406
Reposted by Kai Stokesonion person @junlper.beer · 22/04/2025being this openly happy the pope died is genuinely crazy there’s no way her base supports this behavior 5156558547
Reposted by Kai StokesIndiaWilloughby @indiawilloughby.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Over 10,000 people - including many c!s women - turn out to protest the Supreme Court’s ruling on UK trans rights. On the day, the BBC COMPLETELY IGNORE. Until this story arises, which they cover two days running. @BBCNewsbbc.co.ukHome Secretary Yvette Cooper calls damage to statues 'disgraceful'Graffiti is found on seven statues of historic figures in Parliament Square following a trans rights protest. 1614927
Reposted by Kai StokesDeclassified UK @declassifieduk.org · 21/04/2025John Kerry, the former US secretary of state who helped president Obama bomb 7 countries, has been given an honorary knighthood by the British authorities. 56334
Reposted by Kai StokesSimon Lamrock @simonlamrock.com · 19/04/2025Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square. 88151804142
Reposted by Kai StokesDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead. 379377428064
Reposted by Kai StokesHannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 20/04/2025If you receive a survey asking how you spend your PIP do not fill it out, do not tell them anything, no matter who it's from. www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...thecanary.coThe DWP PIP survey on how people spend their money is being sent out. Here's what's in it.For once the rumours are actually true: the DWP survey on how people spend their PIP is arriving in the post. In short: tell them to F Off. 054
Reposted by Kai StokesSatan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025This is high art 526263137514
Reposted by Kai StokesAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2025REPORTER: Would you be open to a pause in tariffs to allow for negotiations? TRUMP: We're not looking at that 93732135
Reposted by Kai StokesErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 04/04/2025Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing. 188292495407
Reposted by Kai StokesBobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025meanwhile, on the other site, the menswear guy is going to Meet Someone in Temecula 1153818330
Reposted by Kai StokesDavis Bickford @davis.social · 04/04/2025Lately, the news is just a DDOS attack on my brain. 1152564
Reposted by Kai StokesKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025"We bombed an entire neighborhood to get one guy, dropped an entire building where his girlfriend lives!" "🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏" 48595561754
Reposted by Kai StokesThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know 3474550210020
Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Sometimes life is about the little victories, like passing what I thought would be my low ball reading goal this year. Really expanded my reading this year and thriving in it. What a great day to have some small wins 🏆 020
Reposted by Kai StokesJessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg 85103692286
Reposted by Kai StokesBrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025The email lady gets the last laugh on this, forever 14558811238
Reposted by Kai StokesThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025Irish-Americans Gear Up For ’The Reinforcin’ O’ The Stereotypes’ 796622549
Reposted by Kai StokesMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Every single Democratic Senator voted for Marco Rubio as Sec of State! 569130682878
Reposted by Kai StokesPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/03/2025UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is. They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there. They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana. 284109165496
Reposted by Kai StokesMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye 435267945725
Reposted by Kai StokesKara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I heart Tina Smith. 566566336734
Reposted by Kai StokesMitildide 🧌 @mitildide.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The number of transphobes who have just rotten on too much cheap porn is really something (I spare you the images, you can imagine what they represent) 3833421
Reposted by Kai StokesBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/02/20251/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety” 21415962423282