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Kai Stokes

@allamir.bsky.social
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British trans masc dude that's more DND nerd than person half the time 🏳️‍⚧️ he/they If you can't understand Jiang Cheng we can't be friends

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Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Step one: Wake up 15 minutes before deadline. Step two: Make your transfers. Step three: Forget to make your pitch changes (namely accidentally Captian Morgan Rogers). Step four: Greatness. #fpl #FantasyFootball #PremierLeague
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Katie Carmichael @drkatcarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
::slowly stands while clapping::
Image of labubu doll labeled labubu next to image of spiky labubu doll labeled lakiki
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Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Blue-sky is one of the few places no one really knows me, so it'll soon become my venting space... on a completely separate not god damn is it lonely to be no one's go to friend and always the one who's just there when the best friends are gone. But alas, I will find my people one day
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10/06/2025
If anyone you know is 13-24, in the US, and is LGBTQ+, please have them complete the Trevor Project survey this year. Their last survey has been integral to protecting LGBTQ+ rights globally. I can't understate how big an impact it has. Multiple publications come from the data. Share widely.
trevorredcap.trvr.org
To proceed to the survey, please check off the box and click the button below.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/05/2025
Beyond being insanely stupid about GDPR requirements, JK Rowling is a massive cowardly bully who uses lawyers and legal threats to silence her critics while tweeting from her massive yacht.
A screenshot of a Twitter exchange involving J.K. Rowling. At the top, Rowling (@jk_rowling) tweets:

"Are we sure this man is an actual lawyer?
A subject access request is made to find out what data is being held about the individual making the request. Why on earth would I, or anyone connected with the fund, be holding personal data on the fox clubber? The narcissism is [mind-blown emoji]"

Below this is a tweet from Jolyon Maugham KC (@GoodLawProject), which includes a quote from a privacy notice. Maugham writes:

"She has made herself the data controller. I guess this reflects her evident desire closely to be involved in this crusade about trans people.
I'm looking forward to making some subject access requests of her - and you might well be too."

The privacy notice excerpt says:

"Controller
J.K. Rowling, as founder of the J.K. Rowling Women’s Fund, is ultimately the controller of specific types of personal data (as specified in paragraph 4 below) and responsible for those specific types of your personal data (referred to as JKWRF, “we”, “us” or “our” in this privacy notice)."

A reply from user Scott (@ClassicScott9) reads:
"Sue him for legal harassment."

J.K. Rowling responds:
"You may be unsurprised to hear that my lawyers are currently watching Maugham's social media output with close attention."
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Alexander Brown @alexofbrown.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This is going to be an absolute car crash, the Supreme Court verdict looks more absurd by the day www.thetimes.com/article/86fb...
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Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The issue with moving house with autism is that apparently, it throws your whole life and self regulation technics in the bin 🤯
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 19/05/2025
I can't stop thinking about how the "Gender Critical" response to hundreds of leading UK biologists signing a letter saying sex isn't binary or immutable is "I can't believe that school kids know more about biology than these biologists". Can you imagine saying that out loud without thinking?! Mad
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Mike Levin @mikelevin.org · 18/05/2025
To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Can't believe a dude who helped cover up child abuse would turn out to in fact not be woke
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Deportation for honking his horn at an undercover ICE officer
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 04/05/2025
Simultaneously arguing that the most fundamental and important characteristic of what makes a woman is the presence or absence of an invisible structure in some of your cells, but also that chat bots are real women because they make you cum
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Hey British media, It’s no surprise that if you give Farage the run of the place, he’ll start winning. Time to do your actual jobs and start interrogating him on his Brexit shitshow, his funding, his Trumpiness, his idiotic manifesto, his real plans for the NHS… instead of drumrolling him into No.10
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Jan Schakowsky, the incumbent in my race, will reportedly not seek re-election. So it seems like a good time to reintroduce myself — I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I’m running for Congress.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/04/2025
And he wants to ban trans people from the military while installing a makeup studio for himself at the pentagon?! www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...
cbsnews.com
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/04/2025
being this openly happy the pope died is genuinely crazy there’s no way her base supports this behavior
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IndiaWilloughby @indiawilloughby.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Over 10,000 people - including many c!s women - turn out to protest the Supreme Court’s ruling on UK trans rights. On the day, the BBC COMPLETELY IGNORE. Until this story arises, which they cover two days running. @BBCNews
bbc.co.uk
Home Secretary Yvette Cooper calls damage to statues 'disgraceful'
Graffiti is found on seven statues of historic figures in Parliament Square following a trans rights protest.
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Declassified UK @declassifieduk.org · 21/04/2025
John Kerry, the former US secretary of state who helped president Obama bomb 7 countries, has been given an honorary knighthood by the British authorities.
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Simon Lamrock @simonlamrock.com · 19/04/2025
Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.
Photo of thousands of people with placards and flags packing Parliament Square.

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
A screengrab from Twitter.

HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks:
“Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism”

David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply:
“Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If you receive a survey asking how you spend your PIP do not fill it out, do not tell them anything, no matter who it's from. www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...
thecanary.co
The DWP PIP survey on how people spend their money is being sent out. Here's what's in it.
For once the rumours are actually true: the DWP survey on how people spend their PIP is arriving in the post. In short: tell them to F Off.
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2025
REPORTER: Would you be open to a pause in tariffs to allow for negotiations? TRUMP: We're not looking at that
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The legendary warrior Bob Rossalf the titanium white
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 04/04/2025
Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
meanwhile, on the other site, the menswear guy is going to Meet Someone in Temecula
an online fight escalates to the point the two accounts arrange a fistfight outside a Uniqlo in San Francisco
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 04/04/2025
Lately, the news is just a DDOS attack on my brain.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
"We bombed an entire neighborhood to get one guy, dropped an entire building where his girlfriend lives!" "🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Kai Stokes @allamir.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sometimes life is about the little victories, like passing what I thought would be my low ball reading goal this year. Really expanded my reading this year and thriving in it. What a great day to have some small wins 🏆
The image shows a cropped screenshot of OP's storygraph reading goal page. It says that a reading goal of 20 books in 2025 has been met
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The email lady gets the last laugh on this, forever
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netspooky @vacci.ne · 24/03/2025
Texts from anxiety and depression and the houthi pc small group
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Irish-Americans Gear Up For ’The Reinforcin’ O’ The Stereotypes’
Irish-Americans Gear Up For ’The Reinforcin’ O’ The Stereotypes’
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Every single Democratic Senator voted for Marco Rubio as Sec of State!
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is. They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there. They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I heart Tina Smith.
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Mitildide 🧌 @mitildide.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The number of transphobes who have just rotten on too much cheap porn is really something (I spare you the images, you can imagine what they represent)
Screen Twitter

Genevieve Gluck
@WomenReadWomen
"Trans women" are men acting out a BDSM fetish on the public. Therefore, the transitioning of minors is inherently pedophilic.

These are "chastity cages" that are worn by men who pretend to be women during BDSM sexual activities.

Men who claim to be trans women are getting the idea from porn and BDSM.

In these BDSM practices, the penis is referred to as a "clit", and the act of being penetrated by a dom is what is meant to turn them into a "female".

During the "sissification" process they are encouraged by a dominatrix (who isn't always female) to begin taking estrogen in order to "shrink [their] useless little sissy clit."

As the fetish escalates, body modification is also encouraged. The body modification is part of the same BDSM fetish.

Genital surgery is a permanent chastity cage, and puberty blockers for children achieve the same outcome: chemical castration puts minors in a chastity cage.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
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