Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Slothrust @ Riot Fest. This is a Leah Wellbaum stan account 121
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus 322220326
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Watching Independence Day (1996), and the best line-read in the movie is still the one grunt in the ruins of Houston who goes, “Target remains…” 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026At 250 years old, the Declaration of Independence remains a fundamentally radical document, and one that is fundamentally incompatible with American movement conservatism. 042
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Our grandchildren will never believe we had to go to school and work on Prime Day. 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Animated Animorphs TV show done in the style of Invincible or X-Men ‘97. 141
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026*Steve Perry voice* 🎶 The meal in the sky keeps on turnin’ 🎶 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026THERAPIST: try writing longhand to help with focus and executive function ME: *laughs maniacally surrounded by a dozen empty bottles of white-out* 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026History nerd achievement unlocked: saw where they did the (second (third)) Defenestration of Prague 241
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Metallica The Flaming Lips Alkaline Trio Foxy Shazam Gogol Bordello GWAR Haim Jimmy Eat World Ludo Tegan and Sara 121
Reposted by Ian Against the Machinegeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14/05/2026"the maga party is the last breath of the confederacy, and i'll be happy to see gen z and millennials bury y'all." 3689
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Resurrect him and give him a Battlemech. 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026As a committed ASOIAF nerd, I’d campaign on an “Hour of the Wolf” presidency. Stay in the job for like two weeks future-proofing and dispensing justice, then resign and fuck off back home. 010
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026it’s giving crusades it’s giving Avignon papacy 953387
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/05/2024Are you a writer? Do you own: *Piles of notebooks that you'll never throw out or open again *A book on how to write a book a family member gave you *Mug of pens with the clips broken off *An oxford comma hot take *Rejection collection *Trauma over an unrecoverable lost project *Imposter syndrome 1011323
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Nuremberg 2.0. go nurembrrrrrrrrr 402350346
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The people who voted for this are the most irresponsible people on the planet. 000
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineAdriel Wallick @msminotaur.bsky.social · 06/04/2026technically, this is a selfie 07516
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026A+ headline. 15875501948
Reposted by Ian Against the Machinedan sinker @dansinker.com · 18/03/2026they literally renamed the entire company after this 175136122817
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/03/2026He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam. 2229290457604
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Gonna try and get SCOTUS to declare that I’m excused from on-camera meetings. I think I have a good 8th amendment case that they constitute cruel and unusual punishment for the ADHD folks. 110
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineIan Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 15/03/2025🎶Where have you gone, Marcus Junius Brutus? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you🎶 021
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It’s not just tech. “What if instead of [fill in blank], you could pay a new form of rent, forever?” is basically the only sales pitch capitalism has left. 020
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Sounds familiar. 992703947
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 04/03/2026THERAPIST: have you made *any* of the changes we’ve talked about? ME: no but I did start using serifs in my handwriting THERAPIST: jfc ME: that would be more legible with some little feets on those letters 000
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 24/02/2026This is true in rougly the same sense that a guy on the subway reeking of urine, screaming, and waving a knife around is “feared.” 265183994
Reposted by Ian Against the Machinecurmudgely.bsky.social @curmudgely.bsky.social · 11/02/2026This piece is quite something. 0238
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 10/02/2026MY GOV TEACHER IN 2004: So according to the Strauss-Howe theory, you are the Hero Generation. It will be up to you to lead our nation through its next great crisis. ME IN 2026: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 130
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This is, of course, all that’s left of conservatism once you really boil it down: “I can do whatever I want, and you can also do whatever I want.” 010
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineShepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison. 343011400
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/01/2026Everyone from the trust-the-process center to the far right has been lying to us all our lives about what they purport to value and we never need to take a single thing they say seriously ever again 08018
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city. If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit. 509207056983
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 24/01/2026Abolish DHS. Prosecute ICE. 3694192
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineThomas Leeper @thosjleeper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting. 143146918
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 24/01/2026“The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil.” 010
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineChris Dunker @chrisdunker.bsky.social · 14/01/2026An armed gang has occupied and is terrorizing an American city. 16517
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 13/01/2026Goldfish repeatedly shocked to find resin castle in bowl 421323
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage. 202342328
