Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh look another daughter lookalike, no weird patterns there 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’d say Redwall, but that’s a 100 hour tv series 110
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And now US Attys *are* the mob and the klan. 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This viral marketing for the Clayface movie has gotten out of hand 050
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There was a minute where Geico had the gecko, and the cavemen, and the mandolin guys, and the money with googly eyes, and… 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Your man looks like someone bleached a pot roast 030
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That place is lost. Here where we post is our home bsky.app/profile/alka... 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time he says “America,” “our country,” etc., it makes more sense when you realize he means himself. It’s like a Rosetta stone 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“the rich: they’re what’s for dinner” 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Still wondering who paid this guy’s credit card debt… 020
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Prison remains the compromise position, especially for the likes of Miller. 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We Are Not Prepared: Findings from the ExGal-4 installation and their implications for galactic security 030
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It would be unfortunate if Mickey had to leave a garrison here 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Evil Tom Haverford has thoughts, also has googly eyes 000
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Slothrust @ Riot Fest. This is a Leah Wellbaum stan account 121
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comJack Nicholson's Iconic SmileAlt: The “Jack Nicholson nodding and saying Yes” gif 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026More likely that they’ll ask Labour to hold their beer. 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Trump promised to ignore the law and violate his oath of office if he didn’t receive sufficient tribute.” 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Basiliscus Rokonis.” 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“I engaged the national patriotic frenzy after 9/11 and all I got was this lousy fascist DHS.” I’ll workshop it before getting the shirts printed 041
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Roberts Court is the crown jewel of decades of movement conservatism, and any serious opposition party needs to prioritize kicking it apart like a sand castle. 170
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gretel on Armitage or The Loyalist on Ada 020
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comJohn Hammond: I Really Hate That Man (Jurassic Park)Alt: John Hammond: “I really hate that man.” (Jurassic Park) 0210
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s in their nature. They crave a boot above them to lick and a boot of their own to step on those they deem their lessers. 010
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Giving the “well ACKshually” treatment to one of the greatest stories ever written 040
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We protected our borders for over 200 years before ICE was created. We do not need an interior ministry or a republican guard. Abolish ICE, and take the rest of DHS with it. 020
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Who is still taking Amy Siskind seriously in this year of our lord two thousand and twenty-six 0121
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Good old fashioned children’s public television from the 1990s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwr...en.wikipedia.orgGhostwriter (1992 TV series) - Wikipedia 111
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If I’m remembering the end of Independence Day correctly, that means our first line of air defense is now Randy Quaid with a hangover. 010
Reposted by Ian Against the MachineDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus 322222326
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Another assault allegation would drop before Super Tuesday 020
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“Right-wingers stop working out your psychosexual issues in public” challenge 190
Ian Against the Machine @alkalinian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And if their agents are outnumbered by angry civilians, it quickly becomes a particularly exciting game of “Stop Hitting Yourself” 030
