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Alice Porter

@aliceporter.bsky.social
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Currently learning to deal with psoriatic arthritis, was a mature student aiming for vetmed until COVID blew up my life/health so now 🤷‍♀️ Mother of sheep.

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 11h
I'm starting to think men might be the problem here
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 10h
The number of stories about women being drugged by their husbands so other men can rape them makes me feel physically sick. Pelicot was the tip of the iceberg. And how many women are 'just' being drugged so their husbands can rape them?
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 13h
This documentary really stuck with me-the bleakness of the excess. This is an excellent article
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 21h
Dear God
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#1 garlic naan eater @rihannah.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
$1.6 million for a badly designed, unethical trial vs. $13,200 to give every baby in Guinea-Bissau a vaccine that prevents cancer.
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Kai Kupferschmidt @kakape.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Meanwhile the epidemic in the DRC is continuing to grow rapidly. There have been more than 9000 cases, about half of them deaths. And while you will hear way more about a single suspected plague case in most outlets, this outbreak is now by far the largest Ebola Outbreak the DRC has ever seen.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Correct, nobody does this because that would obviously be fucking stupid
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Very much looks like a delibrate attempt to cripple Ukraine. Scum.
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Phil Tinline @philtinline.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The BBC's robust pushback in this ridiculous case is very good to see, and should be its standard approach to American bullying.
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Refreshed free link as.ft.com/r/2fee05ab-2...
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Why Trump is going for Zelenskyy’s jugular
No matter how much America’s allies urge the president to back Ukraine, he cannot forgive its leader for showing up his dealmaking impotence
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sometimes I love the headlines on Practical Fishkeeping Magazine
A headline in white capitals, on a red background, set in a bright blue background, saying 'Pufferfish: A shopper's guide'
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, that isn't the impression I've had (though of course she may-hopefully does-have inside access none of us do, so maybe we're entirely wrong)
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm not convinced the EU would instantly welcome us back with open arms, anyway-they wouldn't want to risk encouraging other countries to try flip-flopping in and out as the mood took them. Closer alignment over timeframe t with a final jump back in
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I thought they were meant to have done away with that system? Maybe I'm misremembering but I thought they had to offer online appointment forms now too? It's an absolute nightmare for patients-and I can't imagine it's much fun for reception staff, either
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
An American news publication? Getting fundamental facts about the British state completely wrong?
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Philip J Fry: Not That Shocked
ALT: Philip J Fry: Not That Shocked
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think it's safe to say that Europe may see some odd stuff happening over the weeks and months ahead.
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On the plus side, the ICC is only just over the channel, so they'd not have far to travel for their trial for crimes against humanity
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You've found your Phoebe Buffay sexy voice-make the most of it while it lasts
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Phoebe Buffay from Friends: Thank You
ALT: Phoebe Buffay from Friends: Thank You
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How do I compare a dull ache to a throbbing or stabbing pain? I've read documents relating to torture, I've seen Game of Thrones-nothing I've experienced could possibly be compared to some of the things I've read about but it's still had a big impact on my life. So, 4/10?
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is why I hate the pain scale. It makes no sense to me at all
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The 1 thing that probably does need to end is the trend for open walkways through predator enclosures-they need to be caged in-the crocodile enclosure that kid was thrown into was a similar setup. You can't trust the general public.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Zelenskyy: “Don’t attack us. Don’t kill our children. We will stop attacking your diesel. I think it’s a fair deal.”
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The drops I use for my stupid shrivelled eyeballs are now £18.49 a bottle. FML.
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God they're living well
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fasciation! There's a niche of people who only collect fasciated succulents-they're usually referred to as cristate or monstrose (the succulents, not the people)
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Fasciation - Wikipedia
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know big cats in zoos get bits of meat on a stick as a reward during training, but I love imagining them being fed Dreamies the size of shredded wheat (not the bitesize)-or getting a massive lick-e-lix during their vet checks
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Peter Whitewood @pwhitewood.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On Facebook, this has 2400 laughing reactions and the comments are worse. A stark example of the dehumanisation of migrants
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Latest far right malign effect - unfounded accusations of immigrants stealing wild birds to eat have led to a physical assault on a volunteer rescuing a cygnet. The Greenwich Wildlife Network statement is long, but worth a read - it's thoughtful, courageous and impeccably argued:
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Buoyed by the embrace of Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin has supercharged his assassinations bureau and tasked it with murdering Europe's defense chiefs. www.ft.com/content/5da2...
ft.com
Russia steps up bid to kill European defence chiefs, spy agencies warn
Companies increase personal security for top executives as Kremlin orders expansion of sabotage and ‘hybrid’ operations
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think people forget the enormous volume of Trump Russia connections and also the enormous number of times Trump stumped for Putin or delivered benefits to him. There’s no such thing as 10,000 coincidences!
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If only we could monetise shooting ourselves in the feet (we're way beyond foot, here), our economy would be flying
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So what you're saying is if I do drugs i get a pony?
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Will Ferrell's Daddy's Home: A Pony!
ALT: Will Ferrell's Daddy's Home: A Pony!
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He has the Playmobil hair* of a future Presidential candidate so, yes *Complimentary
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes I idly wonder what % 'child-proofing' products are actually bought by owners of cats/dogs/parrots/rabbits etc
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Has he completely stopped doing the 'thank you for your attention to this matter' thing, or does it still pop up every now and again? It was such a persistent tic of his it's interesting that it seems to have stopped on the stuff I've seen recently
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd be amazed if watch parties haven't already been organised. It's sickening
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man ended USAID, condemning millions to death
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah yes, the classic lead indicator of so many bad things: The Flydubai co-pilot historically posted misogynistic content including calling women “rotten meat” www.ft.com/content/a92b...
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The online life of the Flydubai attacker
Co-pilot of flight 1073 gravitated towards the ‘manosphere’ and expressed misogynistic views
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're going to livestream a firing squad. New depths.
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Amy Maxmen, PhD @amymaxmen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🍿🍿🍿🍿
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He didn't thank us for our attention to the matter 😔
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always seem to hear the argument that it's 'double taxation' but if you're trying that tactic then so is VAT!
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My Grandma's lawn was full of this & after she died I salvaged some for my lawn-it's obviously established well (almost unkillable if soil is well-drained ime) but the bloody muntjac deer eat every single flower
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The crazy thing is I'll occasionally have a really great experience with my practice-and eg the phlebotomist & the healthcare assistant are absolutely fantastic. It's the GPs, admin & management that are almost all/almost always dire
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sadly no, I'm trying to save for blood tests from a reliable online company to investigate some symptoms but beyond that it's just struggling on as best I can 🤷‍♀️
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deputy practice manager who also said 'oh no, we've never done links' I ended up writing it down on a piece of paper & handing it to reception ffs. Maybe next time a link will appear again but who knows 🤷‍♀️
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to submit weight & BP readings at least every 3 months for medication monitoring, for about 18 months my GP would send me a text with a link to submit them. Then I got a text with no link, went in & asked (I live about 3mins away) & they said 'oh no, we've never done links'-she even got the
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Every* organisation needs an attack dog called Sue (or possibly Jackie)
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Alice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly I've given up trying to engage my GPs for anything less than something I think might kill me (eg I did get a breast lump looked at in March, it was fine but needed referring)-they just can't be arsed with anything that isn't completely barn-door obvious or is 'just' a quality of life issue
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