Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wonder if the men arrested near Fairford so early in the morning were just going to a car boot sale. 010
Reposted by Andy PearsonNick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t. 61257350
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 30/08/202610 acts I've seen as support acts: John Cooper Clarke (The Drones) Peter Hammill (Marillion) John Otway (Alan Davies) Cornershop (Alabama 3) Trembling Bells (The Unthanks) Girlschool (Motorhead) Van Halen (AC/DC) Chas & Dave (Led Zep) Max Wall (Ian Dury) Viv Stanshall (Viv Stanshall) 000
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Michael Sheen goes on a river cruise where he meets some eccentric and oddball caharacters. 000
Reposted by Andy PearsonAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Divide-and-rule - the strategy of spreading fear, anger, hatred against immigrants, people of a different colour, religion, accent, gender, age has been used by millionaires to retain their obscene wealth and corrupt power for centuries meme via The UK Against Hate 341283507
Reposted by Andy PearsonSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 23/08/2026And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful mouse And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful knife 1244196
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/08/2026After talking to the family David will do the decent thing and tell Harrison he wants Monty spared. Meanwhile Monty will have died in custody. #TheArchers #AmbridgeNostradamus 130
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Next week Linda & Kahlil spring Monty in an audacious raid on the police kennels. Clarrie runs up a beaver costume and he's sent into hiding at the rewilding. #TheArchers 081
Reposted by Andy PearsonNettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week. 17270792919
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I see a way for Harrison to redeem himself. If Chris murders Bert and Harrison helps him cover it up then he will have my undying respect. #TheArchers 281
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: The Great Big Gatsby 000
Reposted by Andy PearsonGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Whether Burnham succeeds or fails or will be better or worse than Starmer, he will never be as bad as those awful regressive Tories who pillaged this country and said ‘fuck you’ to the most vulnerable people in our society over a 14 year period. 515025
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Kirsty should help Tom to get over this and I have some tips & tools that I'd be happy to pass on. The tools are a baseball bat and a knuckle duster. The tips are strike him repeatedly on his hard bits and grab & twist his soft bits. #TheArchers 040
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Jazzer's just been on the wireless singing a song about sheep. I'd have thought one about pigs would be more appropriate. #TheArchers 030
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Is Bert following the usual arc of starting nasty then softening? Maybe Linda's gonna be the one to shape him. #TheArchers 030
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Suggested names for Kirsty's baby- Tate, or Tatum if they are unlucky and have a girl (by George) Jocasta or Tristam (by the Gordons) Joseph or Josephine (by the Grundys) Kate (by Kate) Stirling Gold (by Helen) #TheArchers 020
Reposted by Andy PearsonGraham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Nice one @libdems.org.uk 👍 191416600
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Two Sevens Clash by Culture. A cheery, upbeat ditty about the coming apocalypse. 142
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/06/2026It's only a genuine #Illuminati if it originated in Bavaria. Otherwise it's just a sparkling secret society. 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Name 10 MOVIES you've seen on the big screen (original or re-release): Daleks - Invasion Earth 2150AD (first) The Exorcist (too young) Life of Brian Apocalypse Now Taxi Driver Alien Lord of the Rings Trilogy Poltergeist Dead Man's Shoes Sinners 010
Reposted by Andy PearsonSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Half Ma’am Half Brisket 732845
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Tony could use some of his profits to buy a couple of Anguses to keep as pets. He could name them Tom and Helen. #TheArchers 1131
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hey sonofhicks.bluesky.social This kind of thing gonna bring me round to your way of thinking.sonofhicks.bluesky.social 120
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hey sonofhicks.bluesky.com This kind of thing gonna bring me round to your way of thinknig.sonofhicks.bluesky.com 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Hey There Delilah by Plain White Ts. If they used that on me in room 101 I'd be begging them to do it to Julia before it got to the first chorus. 010
Reposted by Andy PearsonHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 07/03/2026An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes? From Treasure magazine, 1965 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?) 1681322420
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I'm not saying that @mrsnodes.bsky.social is definitely an emisarry of the Elder Gods preparing the way for the rise of Cthulhu, I'm just suggesting that it might be a possibility. #EldritchAmbridge 011
Reposted by Andy PearsonGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv. - Sweep as James Bond. 48228
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Thinking of sending #TheArchers publicists a dictionary so they can look up the meaning of rampage. 160
Reposted by Andy PearsonGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Away in a manger, the French for 'to eat', a oisseau's a birdy, and pieds is your feet. 712823
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 20/11/2025They're staying at the Traitors castle aren't they? Mark Bonnar's been hiding since Celebrity Traitors ended and now he's pretending to be a local. Is Helen going to be murdered in the night? (fingers crossed). #TheArchers 161
Reposted by Andy PearsonGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/11/2025sometimes you look at a duck and you just know he's thinking "might do a quack in a minute" 1362
Reposted by Andy PearsonViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/10/2023While it may seem redundant to say “pump it up” after encouraging the listener to “pump up the jam,” the author is underscoring the urgency of pumping up said jam; leaving us to ponder the bleakness of living in a world devoid of it. 28578159
Reposted by Andy PearsonBoatman Cryptics @boatmancryptics.co.uk · 14/11/2025It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @theguardian.com #puzzles and all the stories behind them: boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo... 22765
Reposted by Andy PearsonTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/11/2025THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of scarecrows I have stumbled across during walks in the British countryside over the last fifteen years. 728375
