Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 1hit will somehow get used in Carol's witch funeral and then get splashed with rabid badger blood. We'll not hear of it again but in 20 years there will be a series of unexplained gardening deaths. #TheArchers 020
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 2hTo be fair, Linda wasn't really asking that kind of question. Just if the idea would be too upsetting for Brookfield after the silencing of the lambs. #TheArchers 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Except 'The Code' turned out to be three numbers that had to be 'cracked' by outting them in the right order. #CelebrityTraitors #HardSums 000
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026True, if it was content it wouldn't cry so much. #TheArchers 030
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I remember him presenting a bunch of flowers to Mick McManus. 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wonder if the men arrested near Fairford so early in the morning were just going to a car boot sale. 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026years ago, during a quiet office afternoon, my colleague was voted best person to eat if someone had to be eaten (young, tender, clean, lean but not stringy). She was cock-a-hoop and made herself a winner's medal which she wore for about a week. 020
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not come across the prase before but love it and definitely gonna try to use it. If only my friends and family weren't so ugly. #TheArchers 130
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some of it's her own doing. She could be the proud owner of three slaves if she hadn't been so picky. #TheArchers 130
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We stopped #TheArchers for a year after Nigel's death. Switched from Sunday omnibus to Cerys 6 Music in protest. Slowly came back with the odd weekday episode. 'It's only 12 minutes' worked the same as 'It's only one little drink'. Still listen to Cerys though. 030
Reposted by Andy PearsonNick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t. 61260351
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kenny at the back's hair is so long that it's grown all over the head of Kenny in front of him. 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think all Golden Badger winners should be allowed one plot point in #TheArchers and this should be yours. 132
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Another little cracker - thanks for these. 5 out of 6 and I should have known the one I got wrong so it's back into intensive training for me. #TheArchers 110
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I never knew Jim Morrison, Jason King and the bloke out of Mungo Jerry formed a band together. 000
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I bet Kenton will tell Fallon that he only did it cos he loves her so much. Cos that's what you do when you love someone - exactly the opposite of their specifically expressed request. #TheArchers 040
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So they're just floating about in the BBC archive never being listened to until they find a way to leak out of the radio and trickle quietly into our ears during the night. We wake in the morning with strange unsettling ideas and wonder where they came from. 120
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Number one super guy. He could move in with the Snells. #TheArchers 020
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And he could partner Harrison for a bit of kung fu. #TheArchers 110
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm definitely not a fan and have read (some of) them in a 'Know your enemy' way. my guess is she has more readers of my type than fans. 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Jim would have been perfect for Lily, though I suspecte Lily would have been tiresome for Jim. #TheArchers 020
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mr & Mrs Lenesabitofahypocrite and their son Joe Lenesabitofahypocrite #TheArchers 120
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ooh good call. They'd also get someone to play games with, though they'd have to change from Scrabble to Snakes & Ladders. #TheArchers 130
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/09/2026With Kenton doing a jokey commentary on the orgy. #TheArchers 130
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sometimes when I visit my dad in his care home he's dressed a bit like that. Then a nurse comes and puts it right. 010
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You lot on here are bloody marvellous. Just a few weeks ago I learnt about 'The King Over the Water' and now this. who'd have thought listening to #TheArchers could expand my mind in such directions. 011
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Cafe round our way (before the film came out) called it's biggest breakfast The Full Monty. I always assumed it was something to do with General Montgomery. Did he like a big scoff? #TheArchers 140
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This picture! Why? What is happening? Is it real? Is she a witch that has brought him back from the dead? 110
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yes but what if it's illegal migrants trying to enter the country by parachute and landing on top of mountains? #AlsoAJoke 020
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Surely he's got to be handsome. He doesn't seem to be clever, caring or charismatic. He's got to have something going for him. #TheArchers 160
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I always imagined him looking like Vernon Kay. #TheArchers 160
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have no problem with wishing fictional characters dead. 000
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Yes, hopefully. Changing from life to not-life. #TheArchers 120
Andy Pearson @alfdevaste.bsky.social · 03/09/2026As somebody who loves loads of his stuff I reckon I'd have to agree with you. I've watched the whole thing 3 times in last 10 years (last time only a few months ago) but this is making me want another go. 020
