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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18h
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are just coming home, arriving at their parking spot to find that the car next to their spot is parked just on the border painted between the two parking spots.
Blue: Ugh, the neighbour has parked right onto the divider line again.

Blue frowns behind the wheel, while Green sits on the passenger seat, looking unbothered.
Blue: Would you mind getting out of the car so I can park?
Green: Sure.

Having parked his car right next to the line as well, Blue peers out of the driver's seat. Green is standing outside, observing the parking job.
Blue: Am I still in our spot?
Green: Yep, you're in.

Blue's car is now parked right onto the border of the parking spot, so close to the neighbour's car that it would be impossible for the neighbour to open the driver's side door. Satisfied with the work well done, the foxes leave.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The first panel shows a witch with long red hair wearing a black dress and a pointed hat. She is sitting at a window, looking outside at what appears to be a typical autumn scene, with a few clouds in the sky. She holds a drink in one hand and declares, “It has begun. It’s Fall.” Panel 2: The scene shifts to a fairy doing her nails while sitting on the floor. The fairy has green wings, a light green dress, and blonde hair tied up in buns. She is surrounded by objects like a skull, a candle, and some drinks, giving the scene a laid-back vibe. The fairy looks relaxed as she responds, “It’s actually spring.” Panel 3: The third panel returns to the witch, still looking out the window. She confidently repeats, “No, it’s Fall. I can smell it.” Panel 4: In the final panel, the witch clenches her fist in determination, with a look of resolute confidence on her face. She declares, “The fall of the Patriarchy.”
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 13/10/2026
New research finds 70% of transgender and gender-expansive adults feel political pressure to be less open about their identities. www.transvitae.com/c... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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Coming Out Is Getting Harder, but We're Not Disappearing | TransVitae
New research reveals growing pressure on transgender Americans to hide their identities, but political hostility isn't making the community disappear.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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@pinkiepie71   "its all in ur head" oh my god😭😭😭i thought it was in my ass😭😭😭thank u so much😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One thing people don’t understand about chronic illness:

It’s rarely just one symptom.

It’s pain + exhaustion + brain fog + dizziness + poor sleep... all happening at once.

Most people could tolerate one.

It’s the combination that becomes overwhelming.

@cfshealth
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meme featuring text at the top and a photograph of a pink greeting card on a retail rack.

Top text reads: "the effects of microplastics are devastating"

The pink card on display reads in metallic font: "SOME GIRLS ARE JUST BORN WITH GLITTER IN THEIR VEINS."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A bearded man holding a wooden letter board featuring the following message in white plastic letters:   DEAR WORLD   PLEASE UNDERSTAND HOW LONELY AND ISOLATING CHRONIC ILLNESS CAN BE   SO IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER WHO SUFFERS FROM ONE, PLEASE CHECK IN WITH THEM TO SEND LOVE AND SUPPORT
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when you need another prior authorization to fill the same prescription you've been filing for years [guy crying and looking up at the sky like whyyyy]
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wish we could charge people for draining our energy. Like, you cost me three days to reset my nervous system. That'll be $4,000 plus taxes.   KATHSSUCCS
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A meme with text at the top that reads, "Waking up with a chronic illness/ chronic pain be like". Below, Spider-Man lies exhausted and face-down among rubble. Subtitle text across the bottom reads, "Shake it off. It's just your bones, your muscles, and your organs..."
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I am witnessing some truly incredible bullshit"
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leslieludanyi.bsky.social @leslieludanyi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pick up lines for old fossils...like me 😭🤪😂‼️
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#unspirational
vibrant orange sunset over ocean water. Large white text at the top reads "IT'S TIME..." 

Text along the bottom reads "For another f-cking horrible week".

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a girl labeled "people" says "you're so quiet"

a girl labeled "sick me" says "I wish you were too"
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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Starting spooky season with mini artwork!🎃 ( wallpaper below )
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Credit: @chronicloveclub.bsky.social
a wizard cat (me trying to heal) holding tea in front of a volcano (my chronic illness throwing a fit)  

chronic love club
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm like an avocado in that I'm only good for a short period of time and unfortunately, there's no way to figure out when that is
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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⛤ Alexzander ⛤ 🏳️‍⚧️ 💚🧡 @alexvaneks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I always say "oh, money fixes damn near everything." If there is a substantial disability, they pay to get accessible features, pay the doctors handsomely, etc. Most of us can't do that.
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Nathan Nun @nathannun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Cats are Building Better Biscuits - we can too! A favorite poster from my Cat Republic archives. If you like this you can follow me here for more and visit my print shop on Etsy nathannunart.etsy.com Thanks for taking a look! Thank you, Cats of Yore, for the show.
A cat poster in the style of an old soviet poster. Two cats, a farmer and a baker, shake paws with the arms outstretched toward the representations of their occupations. In the background a visual path is made starting in fields and farms, through a factory, and finally to trucks and and a biscuit shop at the bottom of the poster. Text at top reads "International Brotherhood of Biscuit Makers and Allied Trades" at bottom reads "From Field to Tummy - Building Better Biscuits." A logo of the union is in the lower corner.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Moth Mouth @placecalledbliss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hi, I'm Lenny! I'm a goth trans guy artist who paints pet portraits and makes jewelry, and my favourite animals are cats! Commissions are paused for the moment but you can DM me to get added to the list or go check out my jewelry and stuff in my shop-----> placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com
Acrylic painting of a grey and white catAcrylic painting of a pale orange catEarrings with glass and metal starsEarrings that look like fish skeletons
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⛤ Alexzander ⛤ 🏳️‍⚧️ 💚🧡 @alexvaneks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to watch Labyrinth 😁
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David Bowie's Jareth with Crystal Balls
ALT: David Bowie's Jareth with Crystal Balls
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👻𝔻𝕒𝕁𝕒𝕙𝔹𝕆𝕆👻 @callmedajahvu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since Halloween is a few weeks away, I’m bringing back my old Halloween designs from 2025/2024! Really hope you guys enjoy these 🥹🎃🧡💜🖤 (I’m not surprised if this fails like my last design post when Fall started 🤷🏾‍♀️) #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #ACNHDesigns #Halloween #NintendoSwitch #Blackskygamers
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
an old painting and in the painting is a woman (medieval times) shot with an arrow and bleeding  


asking myself if i can handle this at home and avoid a trip to the ER
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tiff Flarn
@flarn_vibes

Day 2 of vacation:

My digestive system: surprise, b*tch
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry I snapped at you...
my clothes felt weird the
temperature was too loud
and my hair was touching me.
Poetry of Monsters
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ACLU @aclu.org · 05/10/2026
First time voters, sound off in the chat — why are you excited to make your voice heard this election? Make sure you have everything you need to cast your ballot at aclu.org/vote_2026
"8.5 million youth who were too young to vote in 2024 can vote for the first time in 2026.  Source: Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning and Engagement."  Photo of young people walking next to a sign that says "Vote" with an arrow. Defending our vote logo. ACLU logo. Burgundy circles with two filled in red as if on a ballot.
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 05/10/2026
Our dear dear friend Haley at @friendsofbear.bsky.social has a very sick, sweet geriatric kitty who is in the hospital dealing with some stuff. She posted on her IG that all she’d like for her birthday today is some donations for his care: linktr.ee/friendsofbear
An orange tabby cat who is a bit old and scrungly sleeping inside a cubby bed.An old orange tabby cat who is a bit disheveled and scrungly, looking quite under the weather with an IV catheter in one leg and a kind hand scritching his cheek gently.friendsofbearcatrescue one of my favorite little FoB sanctuary buddies Mr. Peaches is currently in the hospital
no pressure but it's my birthday today
and I would love nothing more than if you could donate toward his hospital bill so we can give him the best chance
our donation links are in our bio!
Peaches came to us at the end of May after 13 hard years on the street. His time outside definitely showed, he was in horrendous shape and weighed 5
Ibs of mostly fleas. Since then, we have been managing his various conditions. He's dealt with anemia, congestion, gastric ulcers, kidney disease, horrible dental disease... the list goes on. We've been slowly chipping away at these issues and he was actually starting to feel pretty good! A couple weeks ago, he started backsliding and I've been trying to figure him out. This weekend, it became clear he was declining and what I was doing at home wasn't enough, so I had to admit him to the hospital.
Peaches is dealing with an infection, dehydration, another gastric ulcer, pretty awful congestion and a mild hit to his kidneys. Thankfully, after 24 hrs of fluids, he's showing improvement. Through all of this, he continues to have the loudest purr and best headbutts for everyone who helps him
I feel hopeful that we can get Peaches back on track and give him more time to feel loved and cherished, something he missed out on for his first 13 years of life. If you're able to pitch in $1 or $5 toward his care, we would all appreciate it more than you know.
Everyone who has met this little guy knows how special he is and how much he wants to stick around
thank you all as always for the ongoing support for these gross cats, they are my heart and soul and your donations and kind comments mean the world to me
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A meme with text at the top that reads "My nervous system at the end of the day". Below the text is a scene from Game of Thrones showing the city of King's Landing engulfed in flames, with buildings burning and a dragon flying in the background breathing fire over the destruction. A watermark reading "@mommy_uncensored" is overlaid on the lower left portion of the image.
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Lee Dawnwalker Baron @leedb56.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=qgst... Saw this posted on Bluesky earlier. I couldn't wait for #FossilFriday to repost this.
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Prehistoric Predators: The Bizarre Biology of Terror Birds
YouTube video by The Ancients
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Kasia Brz @avatarkasia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
STEP INTO MY SHOES AND WALK THE LIFE I AM LIVING. IF YOU GET AS FAR AS I HAVE, MAYBE THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW STRONG I REALLY AM.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Over a dozen states have important voter registration deadlines today. Check your registration and make a plan to vote at IWillVote.com. Then ask friends and neighbors to do the same.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As shirts & stickers etc www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1789...
Black t-shirt featuring bold white text at the top that reads, “At least it’s not life-threatening” in quotation marks. Below it, yellow text reads, “ME: Thank God it’s just life-ruining”. A red banner running across the bottom of the image lists two shop web addresses: etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees 
and 
redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT
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⛤ Alexzander ⛤ 🏳️‍⚧️ 💚🧡 @alexvaneks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kittens are always such messy eaters when they first start 😂 they go face first and stand in it, tip it over, the works. They just get so excited for noms and don't quite know how to get it yet 😂
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#satire
>>Satire -  Doctors Assure Patient They've Done Everything They Can; Now It's Up to Insurance To Deny the Rest - doctor taking to two people in a mask - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐾🐾🤍
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel ya 😪
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
inspirational landscape background showing a calm lake surrounded by trees and mountains at sunset

"Doctors will come and go, but jokes about them will last forever". 

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is walking around and encounters an unexpected persimmon on the floor. As he goes on, he passes a larger pile of the fruit, and then arrives at a persimmon pile that's twice the size of a fox. On the centre of it is Green, serenely basking in the presence of ripe persimmon with his eyes closed.
Blue: It's persimmon season?
Green: It's persimmon season.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Comic by Dave Carpenter
a comic of a doctor with a clipboard talking to the patient holding his back in pain

doctor says "I'm the one with the medical degree, I'll determine if your back is bothering your or not..."

Comic by Dave Carpenter
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