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Alex Shoemaker

@alexshoemaker.bsky.social
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I once had a blue checkmark on a bird app before they started letting plebs buy them Mildly interesting sports skeets

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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am tired of seeing this man's dog.
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Seth Emerson @sethemerson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The QB matchup deservedly has the hype, but Alabama is running the ball with impunity and unless that stops it's hard to see Mississippi State ending the drought in this rivalry.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 27/09/2026
Some Athletic Communications staffer just had to write several paragraphs for a player now that they realize how bad USC looked last night...
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dan Lanning: "Three wins against these guys. I guess if you're interested in winning football games from this area, you should go to Oregon instead of going to a Chris Brown concert."
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m just gonna assume every USC penalty from here on is intentional and dirty
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disgusting. Don’t want to speculate on a person’s intentions but the mannerisms on the sideline don’t make this guy look like a decent human being
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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SC leaving him on the sidelines is a horrible look. Not required to leave the field but you gotta have more self-awareness than that.
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Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my god thats fucking criminal
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#5 Indiana has scored five points against North Western. Jayden Daniels must be seething
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Soup is disgusting
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 20/09/2026
no matter what happens, the next few hours will be excruciating congrats to my enemies
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me IRL when my $10 bet profits me $12
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
About sums it up
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why can’t you be normal screams memeUTEP Michigan score cast with Miners up 7-0 over Wolverines
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me watching Netflix hoping both teams lose
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
As called by Doug Karsch on Michigan radio:
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans storming the field after a Hail Mary win over a directional school is some of the most pathetic shit I've seen in a while. Have some shame losers.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the Ayesha Curry tweet

"I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money ... or Ratings not sure which. I won't be silent just saw it live sry."
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baylor goes for the 2 points and the win only to get stopped agonizingly short
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, Boise State is gonna stress out Oregon per usual huh
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Awful first drive for the Oregon Ducks defense. Heard all offseason about how elite that secondary is and their QB who is eventually gonna sell whole life insurance just torched them for 44 yards on 4/5 passing
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WAP @wetasspword.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ACAB includes umpires
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I woke up at 2 am to watch this game
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Start the countdown to the women’s World Cup next year
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(it’s “Cobra de Rendición” btw)
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It just means more (toilet paper)
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
France playing MSloppy
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12/07/2026
🚨DADS!🚨 make sure you have made your “flag is a big plus” jokes for switzerland
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Me taking breaks between bites of snacks: "Gotta be in better shape than that at this stage."
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why does #9 for Belgium have the body of final year Raymond Felton?
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
hydration break:
denny carter draino
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As a person who has watched roughly 3 days of soccer in my life, let me be the first expert to say the US looks they had fireworks shot at their hotel windows all night
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dude looking like Sean Miller
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Travie @travie2times.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That goal can be reversed if Mike Pence had the courage to do what's right.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just wish Mitch McConnell was alive to see this
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's so wild that we're even here that anything happening from here on out just feels like icing
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Jrue Holiday forever, man.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 26/11/2025
Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅 P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This sound makes you feel alive!
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Oregon didn't even block anyone on that return
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 22/11/2025
I think of every player in CFB right now, the one who is most obviously a 100% lock-stock-and-barrel NFL star is Kenyon Sadiq
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
How is Oklahoma only up 10-0 and not 40-0 with how bad Alabama has played in this game
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Calmed down @kerwin4two.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Fantastic taunt
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The most obvious, dirtiest, egregious cheating that worked since?
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Alex Shoemaker @alexshoemaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Some underpaid editor is cooking up the perfect headline about breaking the plain at the Auburn plains
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